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What the fuck is going on here?

Wow, you think Dan Brown took some heat, just imagine what the ********, I mean Catholic Church, would think of the Prof's theory on the penis. :banger:

That'd be the thing to do, sweetheart. :rofl:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prof Voluptuary again

That would be Ms. Razor McWaxing Electrolysis, III

He's right. Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. At that point you will be a mile away from him AND you will have his shoes.

Re: What country are you from? What?

:dunno: How about the harassment resulting from the original complaint itself? Either way, I doubt this publicity will negatively impact her real estate career. Plenty of horny men in Florida buying houses.......

I don't know, should I go spend ten bucks to be distracted for two hours or spend the money on a book?

Hey, good news. Sounds like your voice was heard at least to some extent.

She should file a harrassment suit against the parent who complained and disparaged her good name. She should also sue the parent that called her "stupid". Stupid? That one parent is saying that having tasteful pictures taken of your self and earning money is "stupid". That's the stupidest...

The owner's a dick and it's tough for the culture to change from the top down.

By that logic a construction worker deserves a hell of a lot more money than a brain surgeon.

**** 'em. Nothing is more beautiful than the female body and no amount of ink applied with a needle will ever do anything to improve upon it.

Jizz Mopper at a Nudie Booth.

Re: Paris Hilton Nip Slip Did I miss something here? Parisite got a boob job and nobody's talking about it....which I guess is really what the case should be. Oh my god, I've become everything I despise......... Check out the pics....dumb whore at some signing

Wow, your acting has got to be particularly bad if you can find redemption in a performance of "Miami Vice". :rofl2:

Wow. One thing about that studio, they need a boom mike hanging down from the ceiling for the sybian chicks. Those hot porno chicks don't deserve to have some dope in a sweatshirt standing next to them shoving a microphone in their face while they're trying to get off. Plus, it's a turn off...

What are your ideas? Or are you just hoping someone else comes up with it?

That's fucking classic dude. I'm sick of these "what gives us/you/him/her/them the right" questions. It doesn't take a whole lot of observation to notice that when the lion eats the rhino/the bird eats the worm/the man eats the cow/the CEO buys the Gulfstream; it is not the case of someone...

That's funny. I saw the title of the thread "worst actors" and immediately I thought "Keanu Reeves". and then I clicked. He's got the acting range of a piece of drift wood.

:rofl: :rofl: Classic.

Deathcrotch Morbid Slaughter Axe Handle Theatre of ******* Sledge Mauler ***** Curdler Pummelling of the Soul Baby ***** Prophet of Entrails Dog Stomper Maggot Soup Gates of the Abyss Sacrificial Toolshed Petrified Remains Log Shitter Stool Fucker

I guess the world has always seen us as the arrogant redneck cowboy - unkempt, uncouth, and uncultured. I meet people every day that fit that description to a T: Loud, arrogant, self absorbed, always talking about themselves, their wealth, power, or status and completely lacking any ability to...

I can't decide, there aren't enough choices.

You HAVE TO post the one with Savanna Samson riding the sybian. That was the hottest thing I've ever heard, I can only imagine how it looks :banger:

Michelle, I love when you talk all romantic. As always, I absolutely LOVE your sig. :hatsoff:

She IS the average girl on the street, a nice even complimentary 5. If she's a 10 then what does that make a girl like Erica Campell, a 35?

Wow, don't read that interview. You'll find out she's a real bore. Hot, but not that into it.:dunno:

My god, how Tunsty can it get?

What? Are you implying the President Bush himself typed that?

I really admire the Catholic church for acting so quickly, decisively, and firmly on this matter. They've identified a problem, formed unity in their ranks, and promised the public they will do everything in their power to eradicate the problem. With that kind of strength and integrity, just...

Keira is beautiful but to say she's the "sexiest woman in the world" undermines the credibility of the entire list. My top 100: 1 - 99. Silvia Saint 100. Monica Bellucci

7 I think she has a gorgeous face. Voluptuous/big boob is not really my thing but she looks like a fantastic campanion for a weekend in a cabin in the mountains with a fireplace, little sack of buds, and a bottle of Grey Goose.

That's Tyler Faith and you're right, she is fucking phenomenal.

Rorys, This job is perfect for me. My writing skills and my knowledge of the subject matter are both well suited for the task at hand. I'll PM you, I'd be honored to have this "job". Thanks, PG

You guys know it's fake, right?

Yes, more stories filthy floors and **** bottle gang bangs!

Nice post Rush Lim.., I mean Prof Voluptary. While you're mentioning Clinton, the point here is that if Clinton was asked what his greatest moment as president was, he wouldn't have been so stupid and devoid of PR skills as to answer by saying he caught a fish.

Hmm, you have a link do ya? Do you have anything that you could shove directly up your ass and ***** on? Or is this pile of idiocy thinly veiled in biblical rhetoric poorly disguised as racial hatred all you got to chew on? As Jack Nicholson once said, go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all...

You know what really turns me on? Urinal pucks! I just can't get a hard on unless I'm staring at the little pink deodarent disk laying in the bottom of some dirty **** trough. It's even more of a turn on when there's a few stray pubes sitting in the bottom. :wtf:

"Was getting close to getting a STD". Is that like "she was ALMOST pregnant"? Seriously, the porn industry seems to do as good a job as they can. Everyone knows if you want to get AIDS all you have to do is visit any country south of the US and have unprotected sex, you're almost guaranteed...

Hey at least this one could actually conjure a smile, the other looked like she was fed up with giving all those $10 hand jobs at the truck stop.

She's a 6/10.........if I'm in the infield at a NASCAR race, it's 1:47 am on Saturday night, very little moonlight, I've been there ******** heavily since Friday at noon, and on the way to the track I told my buddies "I'll do anything that's at least a 6 this weekend".

Just as Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned, do you really expect GM to lower prices while simultaneously declaring bankruptcy? And believe it or not, all automobiles undergo extensive environmental impact studies.

Finish the job?:dunno:

To cover women with it :banger:

no no, no forgiveness necessary. I like that kind of stupid humor, it's welcome with me any time.

Yes, stifling ********'s intellectual development like that is criminal. And the music sucks.:mad: