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No **** Nip. Vegas and Silvia = Absolute Heaven. I'm overwhelmingly sick with jealously right now. Excuse me, I have to go outside for a while and wonder where my life has gone.

Re: Masturbating Without Hands It feels just like warm apple pie. :thumbsup:

Pink Floyd? I now have no ability whatsoever to take anything you say seriously. Anyhow. I used to think that goddamn George Harrison "Got my mind Set on You" was the worst. But we are now in a far more abyssmal musical era. Anything by Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay...

Whoo hoo! Great to hear Analfannette :banger: :banger: I'm sure Cytheria doesn't just do it for the money either. The way her eyes roll back in her head and her whole body convulses blows my mind. It's like sexy on a whole other level, like surreal or something. Did you shake or do anything...

Fight!!!:fight:

Dammit 4G, I tried to give you negative rep in jest but I have to spread some around first. I completely understand the Japanese thing. I have a thing for Eastern European women ******* from atop a swing set but I can't seem to find a discussion board on that.:hatsoff:

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Clue - we all need it to live.

Let me get this straight: 1. There is a Japanese version of the "Spice Girls" 2. They actually have a message board and 3. You joined it? As I giggle, I respectfully say :wtf:

And there is no better example of that than George W. Bush. Don't worry Georges, I also think Clinton was a snake oil salesman of a buffoon and the only liberal leanings I have are legalizing ********* and prostitution but the US is on the precipice of staggering inflation, rising taxes, and...

Re: Your Car Honda CRF 450R is my favorite. Everyday driver is Toyota Tundra. AFA - from the looks of the parking, you need a brake job.

Goddess.

Sophia - Thanks for your response, I'm glad we could be of help.

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No, actually if you look at the crime rate since the country's beginnig, you'll see it's getting much better. The **** these retards pulled used to close to legal, especially if you were related to royalty.

'Nuff said. You're done with her (sexually at least). Frankly, I think you're freaked out by a lot of things here. The ****: always a factor no matter who you are, how old you are. This woman (who has 2 **** and obviously a hell of alot more complicated life than you) is offering no strings...

I used the site and it's about as creative as I'd ever bother to be: Dein Pornoname: Henry Fuck

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Almost Cut My Hair Carry On Teach Your ******** Deja Vu Crosby, Still, Nash (And Young) although technically "Crazy *****" is the name of the band that often backs up Neil and Neil is not necessarily a member. Yes, Holdol you are a hippie. French electronic "new age" type stuff: LFD'A AIN...

Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! Did you look three posts up from yours? Thanks anyway, always worth seeing.

The pornstars aren't tame by any means but I think the filming and technical qualities of alot of today's stuff is for ****.

Wow, Prof - you usually don't say anything as remotely illogical as that. I have to ask, what would constitute a valid reason for one human being to strike another? Even if he spoke rudely to her, does that justify one person hitting another? If that were the case, the streets would be...

I don't know dude. The first thing I notice about this "perfect anal pic" is that his dick isn't even in her ass, it's in her pussy, a kinda nasty lookin' pussy at that. Then I notice the lighting is horrible and the resolution is camera-phone quality. I **** to be negative but.... no I don't.

Prof- What should the officer be charged with? In our times of heightened security and irrational paranoia, I think it speaks highly of Mckinney's maniacal egocentrism to complain about a member of *************** doing his job to the letter of the law.

Roald, Thank you so much for your service to the community. All the tips were right on but I don't think it stressed enough the importance of proper hand usage. The value of the hand/mouth rhythm cannot be underestimated.

Couldn't the grand jury imagine, for just one second, if a white man congressman punched a black woman police officer? It is a true challenge to treat everyone equally and this is no better demonstrated than by the acts of McKinney AND the grand jury.

Obviously you mistyped into your address bar when you came here. That's alright, alot of people misspell "toolshed.com".:thumbsup:

Re: who has the sexiest voice in porn when they talk? Shayla Leveaux always had a hot, smokey voice. And Carmen Luvana - too sexy for words to describe.

Bullshit. You know she'd be on her cell phone and blackberry the whole time, lining up more **** and calling in another Valtrex ************.

Well, I wouldn't go that far. I mean, can this ever be equaled?

http://www.sweetsexgirls.com/galleries/stacy_keibler_diva/stacy_keibler_diva_31.jpg What a look. Speechless.

Come on dude, he's waay hotter than that! :lovecoupl

Hollywood, CA. The whole town. Worthless at this point. The way everyone there whores themselves out to any attention getter possible, it's as though Porn now has more intergrity than mainstream entertainment.

Are you serious?

Awesome posts guys. Tyler Faith = Fuck Machine.

I'm not going to quote board rules but posts are deleted and bans are given when people make posts that are racially offensive, state personal attacks, and in general engage in a flame war. I merely suggested a scene for a porn movie. Here's some of the props that could be used...

****, I would dude but I couldn't afford a video camera in college:banger:

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Which person? The one who condones shooting ******* aliens or the one shooting the one who condones shooting ******* aliens (YOU)?

Marketing genius, but I wonder how she'd do if she had to market a product other than herself. Probably not too good, I'm already completely uninterested in what she's currently selling. Blah.

It looked like Marco Melandri took a wicked crash in the race in Catalunya. Has anyone heard how he's doing? :helpme: I keep checking the Moto GP official website but no news on him. I figure some of you guys in Europe might have a lot better info than we do here in the US. I appreciate any...

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Jessica Biel. Her body is perfect in every single way: Ass, tits, arms, legs, stomach. What a package.

I know we can always count on you ******* Tunsty. :flame: :banger:

Please include a scene where a 2 priests jackhammer fuck a nun in the ass, first starting with a huge dildo in the shape of the cross and then with their foot long cocks. In the middle of the scene 3 jesus freak women show up at the door to try to sell their Jesus bullshit to the threesome...

First of all, if you really love her.....then you're fuckin' crazy. College is a time for fun, not love. Second, DON'T be patient with this girl, life is way too short to be waiting for blowjobs and reverse cowgirl, this girl is lucky to have you at all. But tell don't her that, she'll have...

Reverse Cowgirl.

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Jesus Christ Manuel, would you just leave me alone, God Damn it!