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Re: Has anyone here tried............. Um, I think the gay guys have....:dunno: and... .....you trying to start something?:fight:

Valvoline Maxlife Synthetic, it will prolong the life of your engine! By the way Double L, that DID NOT sound trashy. Quite hot actually.

Nah, I got a special paypal account. :banger:

I had a pretty hot date on my pron nite but my favorite pron is that oversize shrimp pron out on the bayou. And them crawdads too there slingblade, umm hmmm.

Warren Zevon Werewolves of London Excitable Boy Mr. Bad Example Lawyers Guns and Money

hang on, ..........

Yep, once dumping a load all over her lazy eye and hook nose and once dumping garbage all over her with a Linkbelt excavator. And then I'd probably send a stray dog over to **** and **** all over her and then perhaps maybe a fireworks accident.

Shyla Stylez. That chick fucks with a ferocity that is unrivaled. And she's fuckin' smokin'. Anal, aggressive blow jobs, dirty talk. She's got it all and she's back in the biz. Can't wait to see more of her getting pelted by the semen of random men.

Appollo Creed from the "Rocky" movies?

How much?

ZZ TOP Hi Fi ****? (HFM maybe?) A Fool For Your Stockings My Head's In Mississippi Just Got Paid Jesus Just Left Chicago Another Trio from Texas, Drummer has something in common with the other two: DMA MTB H TMW MTL

Many people here question whether she is really "flirting" with you or just doing her job. Walk in there with your dick hanging out and you'll find out real quick which one it is. You can't lose really. Even if she's not flirting, she's professionally qualified and obligated to help a man...

ha ha ha U hhaa haa haa hH LOL, ROFL, LMFAO, etc. etc. etc. I wish I had a microphone so y'all could here how loud I'm laughing at that clip. It's like she's allergic to it and she'll break out in hives if it touches her throat. I'd like to say maybe she's just acting to add a little humor...

Tera Patrick, especially after she ruined her natural beauty.

Bow Chicka wow wow

I'd fuck 'em all but I'm too busy thinking up deep, meaningful questions to ask on a discussion board. Apparently, that's gonna take me a loooong time.

Re: New Gauge Set Her boobs are fine. If she got implants, they would probably look fucked up and lumpy just like 80% of the girls in the business. Just concentrate on her cute little bunghole and meaty pussy lips (and the fact that she's a little 4'11" cum guzzling cock plug.)

I know where you live........

Too "Deathy", not enough "meta" huh? Ok, how 'bout.... The Aluminaughties Copperhead ExtZinction Alloyed Front Tin Commandments ChromeDome alright, I'm getting carried away but I've always liked Iron Maiden Slayer Testament Exodus Judas Priest Sepultura Dimmu Borgir DRI Suicidal Tendencies...

most of 'em. Wow, such a deep, thought provoking question. Took me hours to come up with an answer. ;)

WOW! Fantastic re-do of her boob job. A girl as beautiful as Hannah deserves a boob job that nice. Art work, I tell ya.

I'd do her........with an experienced doctor right near by, and then throw her in a landfill.

1) Do you hit the gas when the light turns yellow? Oh yeah 2) Have you ever stopped to smell the roses? Too busy hittin' the gas 3) Are D-rock's "Old Man" sig and avy the stuff of legends or nightmares? (Inspired by 4G63) I don't know 4) What one word describes you - be honest, if not, be...

I've always found that the settings, the acts, etc. are one thing but what makes an experience most intense is when I REALLY like and respect the person I'm with. Don't get me wrong, casual flings can be real fun but when you have a real connection with someone, it can go to a whole other level...

So...got a link to said picture? Sounds hot.

No? Ever take a girl on a date? Think about it......

Maybe, but when I think of Metal I think of real metal bands like: Pig Slaughter Throttle Clobber Grave Stomper Bitch Burner Incinerator Flogging the Witch Demented Dumptruck Angel Fister

Re: Sharka Blue aka Kelly Don't know why, but I really did this chick.

If that's true, then he knew of such law, then he obviously ****** himself. He was too much of an egomaniac not to.

He said "Metal" you fool.

Wow! Stephanie Swift is looking REAL good these days, probably the best she's ever looked. You lucky fuckers.

This one's too easy.. The Ice Dildo Scene with Janine and Julia Ann in the Andrew Blake cinematic classic "Hidden Obsessions". Absolutely the most erotic pairing of two women ever to be put on film. Remember, this was the early 90s when both these women were 17s on a scale of 1-10.

World Poker Tour, Moto GP, Rescue Me, and any NFL game.

I figured both of you guys would take my joke seriously! Ha ha, the bigger the better, you always say. :glugglug:

I think she should go back to the doctor. I'm hoping for that whole "Two Basketballs on a Pogo Stick" look.

What? Over/Under 2 years untill we have a total cluster fuck?:dunno: 2 to 1 we fuck this up royally, **** a bunch of our guys for no good reason, and watch gas prices double? I'll take that action

NICE! Gone in under 6 hours.

Other than what he may have set up in trust for his ******, he was flat broke when he died. about $100 million in debt.

Agreed. He being dead though is not the worst thing that could happen. Burn in Hell Ken, if there is one.

Dude, that had to be way easier to type than that first pile of gibberish you posted! Good job. And 4G63 your translation was classic. I'd negative rep you but I still have been told to spread some around first. I'll start with Thuglife for his marked improvements.

Thank you for the Clint Eastwood update, my American tough guy loving inamorata.

Oh my fucking God dude, you and I are old! I saw that exact same trailer too. It was for a movie called "Let me Tell Ya 'Bout Black Chicks" by the Dark Brothers. Do you remember the one line where some dude is assfucking a chick and another dude pops into the scene and says "I don't mean to...

You call making a fake ID & birth certificate and then fooling an entire industry being "****** into porn"? And Belladonna is the top answer to the title of this entire thread. There's no mistaking that chick LOVES cock in every way possible. :wave2: Come back after you've done your homework.

Dude, what state do you live in? I have sisters to worry about.

:ban: What's that smell, I smell....SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!:thefinger

Where can you do that? got any links? Seriously, I wouldn't go as far as saying they are "sick fucks". Whether they wager their money or not is not going to affect the weather one bit. And if they win their bet then they aren't "******** their money away":hatsoff:

Humans tend to easily identify those most like themselves, am I right? Or are you?

What? :dunno:

I was gonna say that too, and I guess a number of other people did. Produced and directed by Andrew Blake, probably the best, most consistent pornographers of all time. GORGEOUS woman, huge budgets, almost NO dialogue, and every scene ends with total babe taking a ******* load across her face...

Pretty sure that's Terri Summers.