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http://funtuna.blogspot.com/2009/07/*****-people-yoga-positions.html I think this one is my favorite.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bighollywood/2009/07/19/garofalo-american-media-too-conservative/ I never found her to be funny unless she has a script in front of her. Even when she does have one, though, she comes up with gems like "Wet Hot American Summer,"(which did have some brilliant...

Like I said, random but not terribly deep. Birds of a feather flock together... and then crap on your car. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. A penny saved is a government oversight. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make...

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1719548 This guy must have steel balls the size of....well, something rather large.

I'll take a pass on theMiss F.A.T. America, Miss Tiffany and Miss Klingon Empire pageants. Miss Landmine makes me sad. http://smaknews.com/Shes-a-Beauty/7-bizarre-beauty-pageants-you-never-know-existed/

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/20077448/detail.html With karmic picture goodness.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--clergysexarrest0716jul16,0,4200299.story No word on the gender of the teen. And the article says its a "splinter group," so I'm thinking that it's not actually part of the Catholic church. The follow up of this is going to be interesting.

than 2 girls 1 cup.

Ball in his mouth.

What great placement.

At least not with this gassy lady.

Like they wouldn't tear her to pieces anyway.

Wtf?

because I'm a hater from way back.

Fucking butter fascists. It's not the fact that it's MJ's likeness they're protesting (I voted no online, btw). It's that they use artery clogging dairy products as the medium. http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090715/NEWS03/907150357&theme=CARLSON I'm sure the brain trust at...

1. Giant Inflatable Monkey Crotch Yeah, that seems about the right place for this. http://www.thetoyzone.com/10-most-inappropriate-inflatable-toys-ever-made/

Who's responsible for this?

I'm impressed with the cannon and more than a little disturbed by the character wielding it. Seriously, who the fark thinks this was a good idea?

I could do without the towing, though.

What's up with all these John ****** looking protesters I've been seeing?

I don't think anyone will top "Kum and Go" but this comes close.

I don't know much but I know one of the bad guys from G.I. Joe when I see him.

Lovecock or Baconsalt probably opened it.

So far I have only been able to find one nude picture of her and a couple sets from sheer nudes. Anyone got anything else? http://www.covermodels.com/model.php?modelID=552 http://www.michaelstycket.com/modelBio.php?id=49

Last night I was working in NW Las Vegas at a retail/housing development with a really nice private park and playground when I noticed a ****** approaching after the posted closing time. I advised the ****** that the park closes to the public at sunset and is open late only for special events...

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/49884262.html No word on the ducklings status. Nice gesture, though. In other news Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Be careful. You might end up like Wyle E. Coyote.

John was here.

When. WHEN. WHEN! Whargarbl!!!!!

a concrete dildo? WTF Kirk?

You're about to ram a whale!

No, really. Aside from the unfortunate choice of names, its great. It's headquartered in W.Des Moines and I used to stop at the one in Valley Junction all the time (That is definitely NOT me in the photo)

Especially when something like this happened.

I think this might push Galactic 22 over the edge.

http://www.idahostatesman.com/newsupdates/story/821818.html Just an awful picture of her. She looks like Steven Tyler. Not that it would be okay if she were hot. I'm just saying......you know,ewwwwwwwwww. Here's the synopsis from fark.

by changing the channel. I love old people. My ********** still can't figure out how to change the time display on the stove's clock. And my *** can't figure out Youtube. http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-eu-odd-switzerland-tv-on-fire,0,2309204.story

The headline alone is worth clicking the link. Just when you think life couldn't get any stranger. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2513096/Mexican-wrestling-midget-brothers-found-dead-after-hooker-romp.html

I love dogs. They can be so stupid, sometimes.

But funny. Is he wearing two pairs of sunglasses. Look at the third frame.

Fail.

Do not want!

Yeah, I don't think I'd order anything with the word "dick" off the special board.

That's the reaction I had when I saw this.

RIP Billy Mays. I think this would be a fitting tribute.

I don't remember seeing this one when I was a ***.

Not the funniest thing but it is cute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXRH50fvHWA&NR=1

Sound advice.

I can imagine the people at Fox News doing that, too. And I'd probably laugh.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17295_awful-secrets-25-famous-cartoon-characters.html

Explosions, tits, terrible acting and Linkin Park. Mash them up and crap out an American classic. I really couldn't think of a project that would do justice to Michael Bay's considerable talent. And then I saw this and nearly **** pure joy. I really didn't think they could top Robert...