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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tank commander kitty............

    iz in yer AO blowen stuph up reel gud.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Three hot topless models

    And, uh, this guy.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Idol fan hurls dildo at Lambert

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2600837/Fan-hurls-dildo-at-American-Idols-Adam-Lambert.htmlThe Sun is there. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    CSI: Paris?

    Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Convenient packaging

    :1orglaugh
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Helen Keller dance.

    I don't know what it is and I don't think I want the answer.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Worst costume EVAR!

    Elephant condom?
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    It's so hard to find a good spot to park.

    And please no "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Taking a bad situation..............

    and making it a little more awkward.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cutest costume EVAR!

    That is, until they put the flame to the pot.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    I wouldn't even stare at that fence.

    Beware the lair of Baconsalt!
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ladies, how'd you like to **** up next to this guy?

    Or would you even like to see his "O" face?
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Xzibit meets Lloyd Christmas

    Yo, Dawg!:rofl:
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    A squirrel lamp. Wait, wat?

    Nina Mercedez left this comment in a visitor message for me and I think it is surreal enough to fit here: "I love Lamp!"(the photo was not included.)
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Camping in the hood.

    They see you rollin' Holmes.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watching a Lady Gaga show?

    Entertaining.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 10 Funniest Videos Of Fat People Breaking Things With Their Fatness

    http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-10-funniest-videos-of-fat-people-breaking-things-with-their-fatness.html Fat guy breaking half pipe should be ranked higher.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 Movie Bobble Heads Worth Stealing

    http://trailertrasher.com/2009/08/20/10-awesome-movie-bobble-heads/ I don't know if I'd steal one but I want the Ralphie Parker bobblehead.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are you a Douche Bag?

    Let's find out.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Directions to McDonald's.............

    for people with ADD.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    I say turn up the white noise.

    I **** bats.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    They see me rolling.............

    Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. What's the hardest aspect of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    A protest I would attend.

    :scream:
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kangaroo suicide.

    :bigjump:
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why the USA is in trouble...

    I don't know if I should laugh or cry about this.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    DART suspends driver after she refuses to use bus bearing atheist ad

    Yep, it's my hometown, again. I wouldn't have gotten worked up about this too much. One thing about DART, the Des Moines Area Regional Transit that bothers me is the name they conjured up. Aren't area and regional essentially the same thing...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    She's dedicated her life.......................

    to scaring the living **** out of every man who's seen her naked.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    The stuff nightmares are made of.........

    I warned you.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hot Pussy.......................

    Kinda hairy too.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Douchebag Army.

    Title speaks for itself. Plus that was the title of the download, so there's that.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Taking his love of NASCAR a little too far................

    Speaking of NASCAR, I recently bought a 1988 Bronco XLT with a 24 sticker on the rear window. Actually someone thankfully had tried to remove it but you can still totally see the number. Which kind of sucks since I **** stock car racing. But it runs like a champ and I can take the roof off if...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    2 douches, 1 boat.

    Actually, I think I'd rather watch the whole 2 girls, 1 c............maybe not.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Billy’s Balloon

    Watch the whole thing. I nearly wet myself. http://fatkidatcamp.com/2009/08/17/billys-baloon/ What is it with me and balloons? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=311682&highlight=balloons
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 5 Biggest Douche Bags In Recent Sports History

    http://doucheymcdoucheavitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/5-biggest-douche-bags-in-sports-history.html Hard to believe T.O., Michael Vick, Randy Moss, Plaxico Buress, Pacman Jones or Brett Favre (shouldn't it be spelled Farvera since everyone pronounces it that way?) didn't appear anywhere on the list...
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Things that you like

    The things you don't like thread has gotten a pretty good reaction but I'd like to see something more positive. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=323947 What things, besides anything to do with porn, do you like? Myself I like: The NFL (except for the Eagles and Raiders), putting...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ndw Buster Douglas? Yang takes PGA away from Tiger

    http://www.azcentral.com/sports/golf/articles/2009/08/16/20090816spt-pga.html Four stroke lead going into Sunday? Check. Red polo shirt? Check? Winning 15 out of 15 Majors with similar circumstances? Ch.............wait a minute!
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ex-Nebraska, NFL RB Phillips convicted of assault in California

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/08/11/phillips.convicted.ap/index.html Lawrence Phillips arrested? For domestic ********? This is not a repeat of 1995,1997, 2005 or 2006 I'm SHOCKED, That is I'm shocked he isn't still in prison for trying to run over those **** in L.A. a...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Go-Carts Stolen, Raced Down Interstate 70

    http://www.kmbc.com/news/20400305/detail.html Seeing as I've never driven one, I don't see the attraction. Much like riding a moped or a fat chick, they're probably fun to ride until someone sees you.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    *** Does a Great Parallel Park

    http://www.leenks.com/video2666.html
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    The coolest thing I've seen all day. August 15th edition.

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/804337/worlds_largest_model_rc_plane/ :ak47:
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Maricopa County Superior Court to review Sheriff Joe’s takeover of computer system

    http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/stories/2009/08/10/daily68.html I've loved the way Sheriff Joe Arpaio has operated for many years. First he puts prisoners in a tent city, makes them wear pink underwear and feeds them on 89 cents a day. Now he's started a hostile takeover of an Integrated...
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ever had a hangover so bad...................

    you felt like you needed to shave your tongue? I should've checked out the photo a little more closely before posting, huh?
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    The hardest goal to defend...........

    gives me swamp ass just thinking about it.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    One for Roald.

    Because Henry Winkler rules.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Blue Angel flyover............

    That should **** up everyone aboard the yachts.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    How'd this slip by the FDA?

    Great marketing.
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    Helpful moving tip............

    yeah, don't do that.
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