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Virginia segregating lesbian inmates, leaving civil rights activists licking their wounds. http://www.wric.com/global/Story.asp?s=10510949

I didn't write it. I don't necessarily believe it's true and I'm probably going to catch some hell for it but.... Get ready to punch your monitors.:crash: http://uk.askmen.com/money/career_250/278_why-women-cant-be-bosses.html

Male hummingbirds break the speed record for fastest sex in the ****** kingdom, a record which has stood since your conception. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17277-male-hummingbirds-break-speed-record-for-love.html

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090609/NEWS/906090365/1001 That's my hometown. What could possibly go wrong? And there was this gem in the comment section below the story.

http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090609/NEWS02/906090364/0/COLUMNIST01 This guy is so screwed. I also find it hard to fathom why its taken 18 years for this cat to finally face the music.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5480923/****-dealer-refused-to-do-community-service-in-the-rain.html Oh, that poor, precious snowflake. My heart is ******** purple **** for him.

****** http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/stories/ktvbn-jun0909-same_sex_pool.63f5cee5.html What do you think? Share your thoughts.

http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4437464&l=http://www.mercurynews.com/california-budget/ci_12463488%3Fnclick_check%3D1%2654%266 Way to burn those bridges, governator. Seriously, though, it's about time. Some people are genuinely deserving of welfare but it is a small percentage. It's meant to...

Hawaii government finds rare Lincoln document, no word yet on Obama's birth certificate. http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4437634&l=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090609/ap_on_re_us/us_hawaii_lincoln_document

http://izismile.com/2009/06/08/beautiful_rescue_story_8_pics.html

http://gawker.com/5286184/phil-spector-un+wigged

You have to respect the gunny's integrity. I met him once at 29 palms and he was gracious and considerate. Hell of a guy. http://www.missoulian.com/articles/2009/04/08/bnews/br42.txt

http://www.cracked.com/article_17396_21-famous-photographs-minus-pants.html

http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-*****-high-in-outer-space/

http://www.getyourbasketballon.com/home/index.html Holy crap Charlie Murphy is hilarious! He's portraying the man who beat out Michael Jordan for the last spot on the basketball team in 10th grade. Sorry about that. Link fixed.

http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-warrior-makes-his-case-supreme-court-nomination

I can't even imagine the thought process behind this.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776829 Almost as awesome as the GI Joe public service announcements that have been floating around for a few years.

The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity. Luckily, all of these qualify. http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html

Okay, that was a little too easy. Summer Bird won it. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_belmont.html

I think Ilha de Queimada Grande should be ranked a bit higher. http://www.cracked.com/article_17379_6-real-islands-way-more-terrifying-than-one-on-lost.html

America's number 1 selling car: smaller than a Smartcar, better gas milage than a Prius, cuter than a Mini, and gets more babes than a Vette. All without a redesign in 30 years. http://www.boston.com/cars/newsandreviews/overdrive/2009/06/little_tikes_cozy_coupe_is_ame.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed5

This guy allegedly ******** a musical genius because he was afraid he was going to lose his job? There's a special place in hell reserved for him, I hope. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/hendrix-********-by-his-manager-says-former-aide-1693583.html

I've always enjoyed the music of Louis Prima and Sam Butera. Sam played saxaphone and arranged many of the songs that made Prima famous. The original versions of "Jump, jive and wail," and "Just a Gigolo" never fail to put a little spring in my step and a smile on my face. Farewell, Sam...

Despite knowing Doty's employer, URL, mailing address and ******'s maiden name, *************** has been unable to capture Doty, because of his invulnerability to Tasers. That's some good police work there, Lou. http://www.bbspot.com/News/2009/06/iphone-killer.html

Speaking of the ******** soldiers. Speaking about the ****** of third-trimester abortionist George Tiller. I like Michelle Malkin's take on these events. http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/06/obama_quietly_issues_statement_1.asp

Another case of perception vs. reality. http://www.spacewar.com/reports/Outrage_over_Russian_claim_that_Poland_started_war_999.html

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/entertainment/television/dpg_Lauer_Ready_for_His_New_Catch_Phrase_mb_06042009_2542289 At least he's being a good sport about it. And it is infinitely better than "Yes we can."

A man's decomposing body inside a minivan covered in parking tickets went undiscovered for weeks because the vehicle's windows were apparently tinted and ticketing officers don't normally search cars, police said Friday. I guess the smell never alerted the meter maids to his presence. I wonder...

41 year old chick with .30 BAC strips down to slip & slide with the neighbor ****. Too bad there's no pictures. http://lacrossetribune.com/articles/2009/06/05/news/01slip.txt

Teen steals Cheez Whiz. Police spread him, take him to station for processing. All that and a $10,000 bond over a three dollar can of spray cheese? This is just stupid. http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090605-NEWS-90605015?af=2

I think its hilarious when someone thinks they're getting some great tattoo and they can't bother to check the spelling. Post em' if you find em'. I guess I'm sham less that way.

Yeah saying **** in front of a 13 year old girl is a little tacky, but criminal? Take that, political correctness. I love the quote at the end of the story. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6458448.html

Only a fool brings a ***** to a gunfight. http://www.wztv.com/template/inews_wire/wires.national/3cb9f58f-www.fox17.com.shtml

This is like slapping God in the face. Like getting smaller tits would help anyone, especially the 317th world ranked tennis player. I don't get outraged often, but this is tantamount to blasphemy. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html

Yeah, I think I would let my naughty bits fall off before I let a witch doctor near them with some of these devices. http://www.cracked.com/article_17399_8-terrifying-instruments-old-time-doctors-used-on-your-junk.html

Here comes the science, it's coming, oh yes get ready it's coming. http://www.fashionista.com/2009/06/would_you_try_this_the_spermin.php

Its not news, its Fark. And this headline begged to be exploited. http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/yankees/2009/06/yankees-insert-wang-back-into.html

The Onion always has some interesting spin that I never would've thought of. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/detroit_pittsburgh_both_attempting?utm_source=a-section

Almost as good as the "Disco is dead," night. http://deadspin.com/5278916/relive-the-majesty-and-******-of-ten+cent-****-night

Everyone PANIC! http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkS7xLcMsiJummxp5QDJBZolJBogD98K39Q80

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/global/Story.asp?s=10478797 I looked at the photo and thought, "Is that Dennis DeYoung?" Honestly, I can't wait to see the happiness Academy and what it entails. These are the same people who claimed to have successfully cloned a woman. I don't see what could...

I've heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face but this is ridiculous. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/06/01/ap/strange/main5053509.shtml

This is just heinous. But the comment board at the bottom of the story has some really funny stuff. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/06/02/national/main5056419.shtml

That'll win em' over. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/04/2009-06-04_terror_susp_dad_rips_jews_feds.html

I've only seen a few pics of her at another forum and I was hoping someone would have some links or pics.

http://www.quickfap.com/post518-brunette-fucked.html I'm sure somebody knows who she is. Thanks.

I've never read her stuff before but some of it made me think. All too often my own views that I've cultivated on my own without listening to pundits have become suspect. I have never been indoctrinated in any way (other than Marine Corps bootcamp) to a specific set of ideals. I've become...

I could care less about televised Karaoke. It appeals to the lowest common denominator like most "reality" shows. But these reactions are hilarious considering who they're rooting for. I like this description of the one guy from fark and People: Adam Lambert of "American Idol" still coy...

http://www.jockandballs.com/2009/03/top-20-ugly-cheerleader-pictures.html Holy crap this is some funny stuff. I think number 15 should be ranked a little higher and number four really isn't all that bad. Aside from that, spot on.