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On second thought, you might not want to.

I think I found my new wallpaper.

Take that, fat hippie!!!!!

And this is an improvement.

You can almost see a car.

You can see some trees.

You'd think even the worst fact checker would catch this.

You can see a flag.

Suplex from the top rope. When I saw this I first thought it was an emergency Kama Suttra diagram.

When you see it, bricks will be shiat. Erm, maybe not, but it is pretty funny.

I love Engrish signs.

Nice job, guys.

I can imagine this scenario. Squad Leader: All right, men. There's no way to tell how strong this current is so let's use caution when we're rowing over.....OH ****!

His name isn't fat **** cat. It's Meatball.

And judging from the weaponry I'd agree.

Rockopotamus.

Points for creativity but, seriously wtf is that thing?

Except this one.

Big Bird.

I've had a few pets disappear over the years but I'd never jump to this conclusion.

trying to impersonate. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-30-worst-*********-impersonators Some aren't that funny, some are. But someone took the time to compile these and I did get a chuckle out of it. How this guy didn't make it on the list as Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds," is beyond me.

http://1upcoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/06/14-most-strangest-canned-foods.html I ate some things when I went through Mountain Warfare School but I am ambivalent about Canned Fish Mouths and the Silk Worm Pupae. I know I'm asking for trouble here but what is the strangest thing you've eaten and...

I know **** Mia! is a giant vortex of suck, same with Rhinestone but, but NOTHING! Good list. Too bad none of the numbers from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas or The Rocky Horror Picture Show didn't make the list. Oh, and Moulin Rouge that giant heap of festering dog crap...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO4yqZAnB8o&1 This deserves a big WTF.

http://www.myhumors99.com/2009/06/40-people-wearing-t-shirts-they.html Some of that stuff's just not right.

I guess it's for all your butthurt needs.

Try it without looking at answers: 1. Pick your Favorite number between 1-9 2. Multiply by 3 then 3. Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4. You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number... 5. Add the digits together... Now Scroll down...

Too funny to not post.

after a brief stint in the D-Day invasion. God bless him. You don't see that kind of dedication anymore. http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=4447633&l=http://www.wwl.com/NOPD--community-says-farewell-to-Sgt--Major-Curry/4595641

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0612092monster1.html With picture goodness.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/06/the-25-must-see-foreign-films-since-2000.html I was a little disappointed that "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" weren't on the list. Of the movies listed, I've only seen "Spirited Away" and "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." Does that make me...

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/06/13/Anti-****-activist-arrested-on-****-charge/UPI-23131244914047/ IRONY ALERT!

http://www.pcworld.com/article/166618/accused_facebook_spammer_could_face_jail_time.html I fucking **** spam.

http://www.fox8.com/news/sns-ap-oh--tacolawsuit,0,4635768.story What's the big deal, bitch? The *** picked his own lunch. This is akin to the people who sue McDonald's because their coffee was too hot. I respect his belief system and hope he raises his *** right but by taking this action...

I have a couple tattoos but they're easily concealed. I love to ask douches with tribal art on their exposed biceps which tribe they belong to. And I thought these links were hilarious. So enjoy. http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/...

Not news: Heckle the umpire on a close call. News: That's an ejection. freeones: For the whole crowd. I have never cared for referees or umpires and this just solidifies my resolve to heckle them even more. In junior high my football team sucked so bad the officials wanted us to forfeit the...

Blissfully unaware of their surroundings.

If he could get up there think of what he could do to an intruder.

At least they have a sense of humor.

I'd **** to have to clean that up.

This guy knows how to shorten the court.

I wonder what precipitated this event.

With thanks to orsm dot com

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP! 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It’s a Small...

He only eats toys from vending machines in front of Wal-mart.

I know its only satire but she is such a horrible person that I find it very funny. http://www.celebjihad.com/tag/******-*****

It might not be an Israeli military strike or United Nations sanctions that run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad out of power in Iran -- it might be angry women voters, feeling betrayed that he has not delivered on promises of more rights. I'll keep my fingers crossed in hopes that this assclown will soon...

Holy crap! If it weren't so scary, it'd be really amusing. http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/648303

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10577786 Who wants to be known as the guy who shuts down his town's only bar? He must be the same old guy who used to yell at the **** in my neighborhood for walking on his lawn. Oh wait...Its in New Zealand. Still, he's got to be...

I was wondering about some of these. Is Time really on its last legs? I grew up reading the magazine and its almost always contained insightful articles and sometimes a point of view I hadn't considered. http://reason.com/news/show/134038.html