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1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The **** was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert...

Pretty interesting stuff here. Except for this: What else are they going to do, go outside and enjoy their five minute summer? http://myamazingfact.blogspot.com/2009/08/21-********-rituals-from-around-world.html

One of my favorite people on BBC, James May took a ride along on a U2 recently and his reactions and perspective on the experience are about what I'd expect. http://www.ehowa.com/ythd.shtml?movie=x6cZLfK4Zjk

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_government_stages_fake_coup?utm_source=nav It would work better than anything else Nobama has planned.:pimpdaddy:

IMO this one should be number one. http://doucheymcdoucheavitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/20-signs-youre-big-flapping-douche-bag.html

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article6738785.ece I despise revisionist history and none of the movies on the list surprised me. I already knew about a few of the inaccuracies , "Braveheart," "Gladiator," and "Pearl Harbor," and some of the others I...

Pretty cool paint schemes.

Sir Charles has said some things that make Yogi Berra seem like a Rhodes Scholar. Here's some of my favorites: This one should have been ranked a little higher, IMO. Wait, what? A little insight into the way his mind works: Well that's just fine. Of course there's more but you'll have...

Gay porn moustache? Check Flabby physique? Check Leather strap that doesn't quite match? Check Bring on the ladies!

should plan on a lifetime of virginity.

will eat all your damn twinkies in the blink of an eye.

and other jobs you don't want.

Honestly I have no idea what's going on here. I just did a search for German holidays and this one had the coolest sounding name. But seriously, :wtf:

to use as a punching bag. :wtf:

Their only hit, "Indian guy holding a fish" was only on the charts for a couple weeks.

and the most inappropriate response to it, evar!

FUCK YOU, Geico!

I FUCKING LOVE noodles!

and getting eaten by the scariest fucking spider EVAR!

Frogs are gross. http://www.cracked.com/article_17561_6-things-that-shouldnt-explode-but-did-anyway.html

I've never seen a building do a somersault before. :wtf: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8179857.stm

Alright, calm down. I was working in Northwest Las Vegas at a private park and they were hosting a movie night. It's a pretty cool thing, really. They take a 25 foot inflatable screen and a projector and show **** movies, tonight's movie was "Bolt" and I really enjoyed it and the people were...

It's not what you're thinking, you dirty perv. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8177032.stm I had a similar experience in Rio de Janeiro about five years ago. I was walking towards the Ipanema, a blissfully unaware tourist when a youngish guy approached and...

http://www.ehowa.com/youtubemovie.shtml?movie=SDbQ5xvsrIU :violent::rubbel:

I wonder if this is going to be the highlight of his career. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1203226/Pictured-Incredible-watercolour-paintings-boy-aged-just-SIX.html

And why is the jockey chasing him?

It looks like someone just told her the all you can eat buffet is closed. How pissed do you think her parents were when they saw the finished picture?

You can see it clearly, can't you?

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear...

So much to be afraid of.

Who knew Jim Henson was a perv?

washed up champions. This is awesome except that the girl appears to be about eight. Years ago I'd start St. Patrick's Day at the Dubliner in Omaha, NE this way. True story. There'd be about forty people there at 7am to start the day with Guiness and Lucky Charms. Try it sometime.

**** Bear! That would keep me away from it.

:tongue:

Nope, I'm fucked.

And watch her masturbate on a boat. Nice.

That dog is probably shitting himself.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1201018/My-cars-jet--Or-turn-garage-door-work-art.html?ITO=1490 My favorite of the bunch. Well, this one and the one of the albino alligator. Click the link.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2009/07/22/10216951-sun.html Do these restauranteurs have conditions like these in their homes or is their disregard for sanitation reserved for the paying customers? I worked at a restaurant in Omaha run by Iranians. Beautiful building and a little...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1201105/What-scream-Adrenaline-junkie-skates-860-metre-roller-coaster--just-60-seconds.html This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. What's the hardest part about in-line skating? Telling your parents you're gay. What a psycho this guy...

humping a snake?

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He still has no time for jibber jabber.

Brilliant photos and captions. I especially love the one with the hunter and his ********. Nice chiclets, Cletus! http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

I haven't seen the footage of that pepsi commercial in twenty years. You know which one I'm talking about.

you'll **** bricks.

:glugglug:

No problem. I'll just take the WTF?

Nirvana gets Rick Roll'd. Not as gay as it sounds.http://www.ehowa.com/youtubemovie.shtml?movie=NN75im_us4k

As told by a seven year old. http://www.ehowa.com/features/historyofamerica.shtml