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My 12 year old nephew was watching this with one of his friends earlier today. I hadn't seen it, which is surprising because my ******, Ellie, is the star. If you got about 17 minutes to **** you might enjoy this. I did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIQww8LZUW4

This will either get the ****** rights crowd up in arms or will make some people think this is the most awesome thing ever. Scratch that. It'll only **** off the ****** rights crowd. Dignity schmignity. I think its awesome...

There's nothing but sadness in this story. Here's what happened. I took the liberty of condensing the story because the Omaha Weird Harold has a tendency to embelish a bit. http://omaha.com/article/20090626/NEWS01/706269894 And here's the portions that had me muttering "bullshit."...

This phrase, "pretty ugly," has always struck me as one of the worst oxymorons around. The actual list is funny, though. I have never owned an ugly dog (and if we were talking about women the phrase "ugly dog" would be repetitively redundant) but I've seen a few that made me think, "wow...

http://www.holytaco.com/powerpoint-presentation-so-youve-decided-fart-public There's some brilliant technique here. I've deployed stealth farts for quite some time.

I don't know about embarrassing but damn it's funny.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195008/Is-embarrassing-mugshot-****-dealer-arrested-nipping-barbershop-mid-visit-deal.html

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/06/24/9910256-ap.html I was prepared to see a byline from L.A. or New York but North Dakota? And ******* breastfeeding, wow. That is a new one on me. Has anyone heard of a case like this before? Discuss.

Will a conviction get him on the sex offenders list? If he gets jail time, will it be longer than Donte Stalworth's sentence? That's my new standard for uneven justice by the way. **** a guy with a car and get one month in the slam and probation. That seems about right. (note the irony)...

I love this story. It even has the best reverse before and after picture I have ever seen. Not only did he lose the desire to stay in shape, he lost the desire to retain his tan...

Congratulations Chicago! How North Las Vegas didn't crack the top 25 is beyond me. http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/******/19844389/detail.html

You'd really have to be some kind of stupid or really high to pull something like this. Wait for it....wait for it. And there you have it. http://www.news4jax.com/news/19850986/detail.html With DJ Jazzy Trevor picture goodness.

It's got 20/20 vision.

Whenever I do it I blame it on Jeff.

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2009/06/22/Arrest-made-in-alleged-Hilton-assault/UPI-98801245712828 So this lying little douche has been at it again. That photo of him makes me want to run him over with a tractor.

The inspiration for one of my favorite characters on HBO's "Band of Brothers" Darrell "Shifty" Powers has slipped loose from this mortal coil. His dedication to duty and heroic actions are the stuff of legend. Thanks to him and the millions of men and women of the greatest generation who...

I remember as a little *** staying up late to watch "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" and wondering who the hell is Ed McMahon and why is he famous? So he served our country honorably during WWII and Korea and beyond. And he hosted a bunch of game shows during televisions golden age. Got...

This is the kind of Frog perspective I actually appreciate. I've seen driver's licenses in which the subject is wearing a buka. I saw a woman taking a driving exam in a burka and the first thought that sprang up was, "wherever she looks is one giant blind spot. How would someone pass the test...

I'm looking forward to this movie. If it's half as funny as Borat it'll still be 10x as funny as Year One. http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090622-20125.html By the way, doesn't the Asian guy's wang (yeah, I went there) look disproportionately large?

Where the hell is The Twinkie Defense? http://www.cracked.com/article_17470_p2.html

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: That'll show those hateful fuckers! http://www.buffalonews.com/260/story/710481.html

Pretty funny. I normally can't stand this troll Begala but he really put Meghan McCain in her place. Oh, and I **** Bill Maher, too, but sometimes he says something poignant or has someone on his show who has an interesting point of view...

I can only hope it's permanent. This cocksucker should have been arrested and tried for treason the minute he stepped off the plane returning from Iraq. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/sean-penn-hiatus Mickey Rourke has some unpleasant things to say about this douche, too...

http://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx Cock Flavored Soup Mix.....MMMMMMM good.

Stories like this help restore my faith in humanity a little bit. http://www.ocregister.com/articles/pixar-up-movie-2468059-home-show

Tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. That ***** me. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10...

Michael Flatley, Lord of the Ass Whoopin'? I found only a couple of these to be surprising, especially James Blunt. http://www.cracked.com/article_15760_closeted-badasses-6-famous-wusses-that-would-own-you.html

This really made it easier for me.

this would be my reaction, too.

If you look real close you can see it.

You might throw up a little in your mouth. :eek:

Who am I kidding? I can't see anything because of the camo.

Never too young to learn Hooliganism properly.

Epic win.

:wave:

Maybe not so much.

You might see a boat.

:nanner:

:glugglug:

:hatsoff:

But not this much.

Bricks will be shat.

I was working in North Las Vegas, near Nellis AFB a while ago when one of these monsters took off. It set off every car alarm within two miles.

For this?

You will spot the Canadian.

:nanner:

You can see................................a bump in her pants. Ha! You guys are too easy.

Seriously, he'd hang out in downtown Las Vegas and everbody called him Flipper.

I especially like how they made the pile look like it's steaming.

She can have him. I love it when I see people with shitty facial tattoos. You can tell they're stupid without having to go to the trouble of speaking to them.

Or conversely, pull your head out.