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    How to Treat Premature Ejaculation? | Natural Techniques To Prevent Cumming Too Fast?

    Re: Natural Techniques Used By Men To Prevent Premature Ejaculation Lot of smoke and mirrors is what I say.
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    TV show 'Deal Or No Deal'

    That's the problem right there, Dave.
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    Sugar Chanelle

    Dude, come on. Blonde chicks like this are a dime a dozen in porn world. But to answer your question, no I don't think she does.
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    Guess The Movie

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas A story of struggles in the Third World Jamaica, where a reggae recording star finds better fame as a criminal on the run, which only helps his own records sell. Toots and Maytals have a cameo.
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    Pretty Lesbian Gallery

    Pretty lesbians are the best lesbians.
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    Sunny Leone

    No, it's not a real cock, but Sunny makes you believe it is. This is a 4 star, two thumbs up porno. It's quality end to end. I own it, and I would for sure recomend you rent it. Honestly, I don't think this video could've been done with a real dude. They way Sunny performs on this...
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    Peter North Cum

    I don't know. I find my load to be satisfying regardless of the amount. And after 10 seconds, I forget about it anyway.
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    Peter North Cum

    Peter North's Cum = overrated
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    Sunny Leone

    Good eye!
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    How to Treat Premature Ejaculation? | Natural Techniques To Prevent Cumming Too Fast?

    Re: Natural Techniques Used By Men To Prevent Premature Ejaculation Are you really 44 years old? You might be beyond help, I'm sorry to say.
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    Well actually, truth be told, I was working Priya to get a pair of her panties laced with her "natural" scent, but it never materialized. I don't remember what happened. I know she agreed to send me a pair after she got intimate while wearing them, but the deal got nixed. Actually I think she...
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    Favorite Porn procing company ?

    This is a good, and tough question, as for me it's the stars who make the film. But I'm going to say Wicked Pictures.
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    One of my dreams, I don't have many, is to own a sport bar. And you know how like sports bars have like jerseys mounted on the walls? Well I have a few autographed jerseys myself. And my ***** is to adorn the walls with sports jersey and panties and stockings of hot models. But yeah, these...
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    champcar crash

    Wow. I heard about someone who works in Elkhart, and he hasn't heard about it, yet.
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    Home Shopping Babes!!

    I'd buy that for a dollar!
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    I actually have few pairs of Priya Rai's panties and stockings that she wore for shoots. It's not a raunchy thing, but more like a memorabilia kinda thing. I got that candy thong she wore, and she featured on the splash page of her old site. It was always cool to log on to her site and then...
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    Dual monitors

    Well they can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters, they're not good dancers, they don't play drums.
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    Do you swing?

    I'll never tell!
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    not enough big boob fans on this forum - very annoying.

    Nina Mercedez. This is like the only super sized tittied pornstar that I can tolerate. For the life of me though, I don't understand the attraction to the mega, unlifelike, titties.
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    Should Tiger Woods be so upset and are those pic faked?

    Two words for you, The Thunderdome! "Two wifes enter! One wife leaves!" "Two wifes enter! One wife leaves!"
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    Girls in socks

    Yes, yes it does.
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    Who of you ever fucked somebody who does porn?

    Yes, of course it does. Everyone knows that sitting next to someone = fucking them.
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    Tera Patrick

    I like My Plaything: Tera Patrick better. http://adult.dvdempire.com/Exec/v1_item.asp?userid=99364991493673&item_id=15840&searchStrID=44876
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    Do You Know What I Miss?

    Continuous flirting with MY partner? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Just kidding
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    Rough Sex in the Real World

    Despite what you may have read here, you wont go to jail for banging your girlfriend in the manner you described.
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    Favourite authors

    I like Mike Lupica.
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    Sunny Leone

    No scenes with a dude. I guess in her 3rd movie, she does a g/g/b scene, but will see if she actually does anything with the dude.
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    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    If I only had a feature porno to make! http://www.exoticstarmodels.com/casting/casting/girl_page.php?model_id=6
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    What to eat?

    Pink Tacos http://kissmyfrybread.com/misc/pinktacosmall.jpg
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    Post of the Week (POTW) - 2006

    LOL How come all the posts of the week are so always so long? If it can't fit on a fortune cookie fortune, it aint worth reading.
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    cool site with free games

    Nope, just Frooger and Burger Time.
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    Nice pic (******** cum)

    This is the definition of a tease.
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    How popular was your name?

    Peaked in the 30's
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    Pornstars who look like celebrіties

    Re: Porn Stars who look like Movie Stars I'd buy that for a dollar!
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    BBC2 make Thursday nights fun again

    Any nudity in these shows?
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    "Dog" The Bounty Hunter Arrested

    Send him to The Taco Mat for 100 tacos for $100.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Well, I've been to two World Fairs, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Hmm, yeah that's what I was thinking. I didn't see it, but I known and read about Black Dahlia for years. It just didn't seem like the story would translate well into a feature movie.
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    Rough Sex in the Real World

    Ask her parents? "When taking your ******** doggy style, will she object to the ******** hair pulling and extreme cock pounding will I consume some pastrami, the most sensual of all cured meats."
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    Priya Rai

    Chili is talking about Priya RAY :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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    strange Tia Bella observation

    I am just a casual fan of Tia's, so I couldn't tell you if you are right or wrong. I've always been fond of her though.
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    Favorite Car To do it in...

    Good question. I think something with cloth seats. The only car that really worked good for me was my first one, an '84 Nissan Sentra.
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    if you had your chance with the pornstar of your choice

    The porn godess. Done the girl next door thing too many times. There's something to be said for a real professional fuck.
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    Has Jenna Jameson ever done Interracial??

    Well, I'm not a fan of hers, but yeah, that's anal to me.
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    Has Jenna Jameson ever done Interracial??

    Lots of "great pornstars" have never done anal, or gang bang or interracial. These things don't make a pornstar great, and can often times diminish their pornstardom. But I never liked Jenna either.
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    Describe your favourite pussy...

    Cakes...pies...its all good.
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