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  1. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...traded it in for a copy of How To Lose Friends & Alienate People. -cs™
  2. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...has a dog eared copy of How To Win Friends & Influence People. -cs™
  3. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    maleonetwo... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=190120 -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10...The gorgeous Karima as Lara Croft, though I still prefer Angelina Jolie as Miss Croft. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    male-man...helped me out with a query. fres...I got nothin' sorry my man! -cs™
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    Who's the black haired lady with the ink?

    Thank ya my man! You got it! -cs™
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    I had a cheddar wurst on a hot dog bun. Tasty! -cs™
  8. Smittmaestro

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Schnitt Show -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...rep count was the year the Constitution of the United States of America was put into effect. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...in his honor I'm gonna change my screenname to wesson! Uh, no I'm not...>_> -cs™
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    Tastes like chicken I wager. Even if it doesn't people always say it does. I've eaten frog's legs and let me tell you it doesn't taste like chicken. Going down or coming back up. -cs™
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    I'm rooting for the Visigoths and the Saxons! -cs™
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    Oh yeah I can't wait. yay... -cs™
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    Wait, catching frogs and putting them in sacks made Arti hungry? I don't even wanna know. -cs™
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    You mean gigging! http://dartreview.com/issues/11.12.01/gigging.html -cs™
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    True but who can really? -cs™
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    sacramento!!!! :wave: :D -cs™
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    Leggy, if by scare you mean take a flamethrower to em ya damn right! I'm gonna put my machete to good use on the morrow. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ZiiLak...rep count is the year that Columbus discovered America. Even thought it's politically incorrect nowadays! -cs™
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    DON'T TALK **** ABOUT TOTAL! Dammit, for the past two weeks or more at the same time every night a goddamn tree frog is right next to my window and it does its croaking for 2 hours. ******* me off! **** there's two of em now! -cs™
  21. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...the kind that bites the heads off chickens! -cs™
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    If only I gave a crap! But I'm not much into sports anyway so don't mind me. -cs™
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    Leggy, both ways are okay! Excuse I'm going to the theatre/theater. -cs™
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    http://www.cswap.com/1984/Star_Trek_III:_The_Search_for_Spock/cap/en/25fps/a/00_36 -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

    ***** Lays Egg in Triple Crown Bid

    My sympathies to the poor souls who bet on Big Brown thinking he was gonna be a Triple Crowner. At least he fared better than Eight Belles! -cs™
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    Poet and didn't know it. In your sig she definitely has a resemblance to Miss Bing there. I ain't saying she's her twin. -cs™
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    http://sex.***************/video25488/Ann_Marie_Rios_Fucks_Her_Husband This gets weirder by the day... -cs™
  28. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...his little friend is not his machine ***! -cs™
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    Don't get smart, Tiny! I see Ann Marie gives slurpy BJs! Favors Carmella Bing a bit too. -cs™
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    Lovely though I am a bit unsettled by her ribs poking out! -cs™
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    Get that girl something to eat! -cs™
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    guava is donut Brilliant! Pi are round cornbread are square... -cs™
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    She doesn't dig the atmosphere here. -cs™
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    Joanne is out and about on MSN and such but she's staying away from the FOs. -cs™
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    Yeah Ilsa or Marlene. Of course I was thinking of the movie Ilsa She-wolf of the SS. -cs™
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    Who me? No. -cs™
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    Not on the sites I've perused! "Oh look she shoved her whole foot up that guy's ass!" Germans are a freaky bunch when it comes to sex and porn. No offense meant male-man! ;) -cs™
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    Or so we think... I'm sure there's gonna be a Mistress Ilsa joining up anyday. >_> -cs™
  39. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    Speak for yourself I can see it. Nice booty on that cutey! -cs™
  40. Smittmaestro

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    Lucky you had Lynyrd Skynyrd on your mind eh? ;):D I want to find that amusing, but I have been guilty of that in the past! -cs™
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    but...alright still... -cs™
  42. Smittmaestro

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    Is it wrong for me to think Lily Allen's hot? -cs™
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    Allons-y Alonso! -cs™
  44. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    m12...is short bus special...;):D -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...rep count in December of that year was the Boston Tea Party... -cs™
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    Right now it's 10:09 pm and it's 81 degrees Fahrenheit outside! -cs™
  47. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...is a London Kings fan, Buck Bokai all the way! -cs™
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    Now up to 300 pages! THIS IS SPAAARTTAA!!!!!! -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Dennis Miller Show -cs™
  50. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...traded his laptop for a lap dance...;) -cs™
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