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  1. Smittmaestro

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who did you jerk off to today? Lanny Barbie she's my reliable source for stimulation. -cs™
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    Well it's about 9pm here so it's early for for me sorta. But be aware the victory will be...

    Well it's about 9pm here so it's early for for me sorta. But be aware the victory will be shortlived, so enjoy it whilst it lasts! ;):D -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    It's a pyrrhic victory at best! But victory nonetheless. ;):D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Always room for more, all ya gotta do is ask Arti! :D;) You sexy hunk o'man! :LOL: -cs™
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    Howdy hey neighbor! -cs™

    Howdy hey neighbor! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Oh the server fubared again, Lovely! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Ha-ha! Win! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    An angel that flogs the cherub! ;D Messing with ya. Oh yeah who win? Me win! -cs™
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Oh man I totally forgot Marcy Walker as Eden! Gorgeous! Oh wait Kelly Ripa! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    BOOM! fres sweeps in like Sgt. Hatred's hovertank lays waste to his foes! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hump day's my favorite day! Just ask male man! :D -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    Wasabi Hot dog with relish & mustard or chili cheese dog? -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Excellent bow to the will of the mighty Smitty! Bow down BOW DOWN!!! ;):D -cs™
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Through the years... Kristian Alphonso Lisa Rinna Alison Sweeney Nancy Lee Grahn Victoria Principal Charlene Tilton Susan Sullivan -cs™
  15. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...lets his freak flag fly! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    She looks very nice in mesh that's for damn sure. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    If only jod0565 came back. Oh well... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...plays pocket pool! :D ;) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ZiiLak...is 1 away from 5 k! Hey I'm a poet and didn't know it! Dang StormRuller jumping in! -cs™
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    Tarantino wants Tera Patrick for cult remake...

    I never saw the big deal with Tera Patrick and if she is going to take the role played by Tura Satana then it's gonna be a pale imitation. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is in the Scarface groove these days, that's Al Pacino not Paul Muni or Al Capone. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...loves lkc's Avril sig as do I! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows a good long stinky fart is the best was to relax! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Shitty server strikes again!
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...craves chocolate covered carnage! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hmm... Oh like you and me! :D ;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    "The Valiant is down!" -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...will have his compound attacked by my hovertank! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Man I don't even know who she is. -cs™
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    Bianca Beauchamp

    Ooooh ****! Sig fodder! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Help you?! Sorry my man but world domination is a solo gig for me! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    *thinks* Still can't recall what it might be. Which means I don't wanna think about it or it wasn't that important. But with my luck it'll be not paying my power bill! *lights go out* OH ****!!! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Hmm I thought I was the evil mastermind! What's our man in fresno up to I wonder? Apex...not one to spell out what he may be on about. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Generally not unpleasant... I've a feeling there's something I need to do but I can't recall what it is or why I need to. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Doctor *dematerializes* -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Our friend Apex is being obtuse with us... -cs™
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    Tarantino wants Tera Patrick for cult remake...

    Even before I clicked the link I had a feeling this was going to be a remake of Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat ****. I'm assuming QT wants Tera as Varla played by Tura Satana. Tera-Tura -cs™
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    Crossword Help

    Cyd/Charisse -cs™
  39. Smittmaestro

    game: who would you fuck?

    AJ Indiana Jones ladies smackdown! Karen Allen? (RoTLA, KoTCS) Kate Capshaw? (IJ&TToD) or Alison Doody? (IJ&TLC) -cs™
  40. Smittmaestro

    game: who would you fuck?

    maleonetwo!...sorry...Cameron Diaz. >_> Sarah Chalke? or Lacy Goranson? Get the connection and win a rash on your inner thigh... -cs™
  41. Smittmaestro

    game: who would you fuck?

    Puma Swede Jennifer Connelly? or Lucy Griffiths? -cs™
  42. Smittmaestro

    Write A Six Word Statement Game

    Barack empty suit deal with it! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is a much bigger Nikki Benz fan than I! -cs™
  44. Smittmaestro

    Copy You-Tube Videos or music.

    http://mediaconverter.org/ -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Nobody's perfect Apex, not even you! :D;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh look ANOTHER I Love The Whatever... specials on stinking VH1! Another sorry ass clusterfuck of the same bunch of losers! Pathetic! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...try to understand try try try to understand he's the magic man... -Heart™
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    The Member Above Me....

    I'm more a Gark Clable fan or Livien Veigh... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    An amalgamation of Grace Kelly and Gary Cooper perhaps? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...needs to tell me who Grace Cooper is... -cs™
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