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  1. Smittmaestro

    2 Girls 1 cup!?!?!?

    I prefer 3 Dogs 1 Bowl! -cs™
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    Paulville: The Town Where Rightwingers Will Be Free

    Oh lord! Ron Paul is the new Bob Dobbs! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dobbs -cs™
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    2 Girls 1 cup!?!?!?

    I'm tempted to bump sandra's Would You Guys Have Sex With A Shemale? thread! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has no need of eggs right now... -cs™
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    Pre 90's Porn "7"

    Hyapatia Lee http://www.moviespimp.com/pornstarlegends/hyapatialee101ggll/freeones.html Georgina Spelvin with John "The Wad" Holmes http://www.smashclips.com/galleries/pornstarclassics/georgina_spelvin_03/?nats=classic:Revfree:PSC1, And some lesbo cunni/analigus...
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    Favorite 'Classic" Porn Star

    Hyapatia Lee Georgina Spelvin Marilyn Chambers Victoria Paris Kay Parker -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    Horny teacher Hyapatia Lee -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    No henhouses to raid? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    :) Fantastic my friend. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Nightmare shapes that crawl or glide Things that slither from the other side Midnight comes on shadowed wings Creature features on the silver screen Creepy crawlies creeping dead In your closet or beneath your bed Goblin's keeper, Devil's Rain Living Dead just want more brains Lee and Cushing...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    For the record that is NOT Urko from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    He's been looking for a new place to live. So he's been out of pocket for a little while. -cs™
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    What Year?

    1986 1. The United States annexes the Hawaiian Islands. 2. William Ramsay and Morris Travers discover neon. 3. Golda Meir, Prime Minister of Israel was born. -cs™
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    What Year?

    1966 1. A ban on radio and television cigarette advertisements goes into effect in the United States. 2. Winona Ryder was born. 3. Secretary General U Thant signs the United Nations proclamation of the vernal equinox as Earth Day. -cs™
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    Word Association

    Morrison -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Ugh thanks, just when I got the taste out of my mouth, thanks for nothin'! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    But I am right! Have at it! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Artimus, staying up late or getting up early? -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    F-Troop Ken Berry...Capt. Wilton Parmenter Forrest Tucker...Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke Larry Storch...Cpl. Randolph Agarn Melody Patterson...Wrangler Jane Angelica Thrift "It is balloon!" And go! http://imageurlhost.com/images/5ayms8n9ds7g7is0s8.jpg -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...if there were a SOTY or SOTD category he'd be in the top 10! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Yep -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    MacGyver Dana Elcar and Richard Dean Anderson Pete Thornton and Angus MacGyver -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    For the record I **** the fact China's hosting the Olympics! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Give that man a prize! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Snap! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Okay my host got crappy on me! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Uhm... The Dukes of Hazzard John Schneider, Catherine Bach and Tom Wopat Bo, Daisy and Luke Duke The General Lee -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    For anyone who knows history: The following is from a recent protest of Red China hosting the 2008 Olympics: ^What's wrong with this picture? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Actually I haven't purchased any for a while. I've been groovin' on Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls recently. Oh get the sausage, 'tis divine. Smoking ham and turkey breast. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Dammit they took Obama's waffle off ebay! So close was I! :( -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Not eating but I'm swigging some Diet ****. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Have you found them yet dearheart? Heck, I'll buy some and air rush it to ya! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    How 'bout some sweet Smitty sugar? :1orglaugh ;) -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Oh you lucky dog! Ugh I can still taste the sweet & sour chicken, it's so bad I actually drank Copiah County tap water to wash the taste out! Yeah that bad... -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    General Tsao's Sweet and Sour Chicken UGH! In the pantheon of Chinese or "Chinese" food sweet & sour chicken ranks pretty low for me! Gimme chicken fried rice, beef and broccoli and egg rolls any day of the week over s&sc! "Why'd you buy it then?" you may ask, well for one I was hungry at the...
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    Film/Tv

    I'm a Trekker/ie! Tis my gift tis my curse... -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Deadwood That's all I got! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    DOH! Go down one... -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Up to you my man! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Just wanna repost it. Have at it! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Can't see the pics don't bother playing, no offense FAH. ;) Show: Smallville Characters (from left to right): Oliver Queen aka Green Arrow, Jimmy Olsen, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, Clark Kent aka Kal-El aka Superman, Lana Lang, and Lex Luthor. Actors:Justin Hartley, Aaron Ashmore, Alison Mack...
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    Rate the signature above you

    Off the Karima bandwagon? -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 A Karima de Fresno yes? -cs™
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    Can you get an erection without....

    I still get morning wood but that's more with having to get up and take a **** than a good old boner! But at times it stands and salutes with little or no coaxing, but it's rare nowadays. :-/ -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 Simple but effective my kind of siggy. Though the girl's a bit too SandeeW for my tastes. ;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hey fres... Oh man I think I got up too early, I'm gonna log off before I nod off... Mind the store you two. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hey Claire Bear what's going on in Pommy land. ;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh and for all the stoners and potheads out there. Do me a favor... SHUT THE FUCK UP! For the record I'm all for decriminalizing even legalizing *********, mainly so you all will shut up about it! And NORML will stick a sock in it! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Bonez, photos are deceiving, it's like 1/100th of a second captured on film etc. See her in person, talk to her see what happens then. Never judge by a freakin' photo! -cs™
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