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  1. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    Me...not a fan of nu-metal. Arti...I dunno what happened in 1739. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...I rather like Lucy Griffiths from the new Robin Hood series. male-man...rep count the year of the Canadian Winter Olympiad. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is armed with his trusty bow and Monique is his Lady Marian... -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Bingo! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    http://imageurlhost.com/images/ld5fjty4k4c7cr2cczhe.jpg -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Ralph Fiennes as Francis Dolarhyde in Red Dragon -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    LL...rep count year that Leonor of Aragon Queen of Portugal was born. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    "Hey, who turned off the lights? Hey, who turned off the lights? Hey, who turned off the lights? Hey, who turned off the lights? Hey, who turned off the lights?" -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...his rep power is the year of my birth! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has chunks of guys like you in his stool! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Overtime pay baby!! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    "Nathan, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass!" -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...loves flapjacks hates pancakes! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...sorry man... -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Time to use my frequent grading points for the maleman! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...I'm saving up those .01 points for a big whopping point prize! It's like frequent flyer miles... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...makes me wonder if Miss Vette's wearing panties or not! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    9.37 Monique Rules! ;) Oh nice you worked my age into it! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...I meant Arti... -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    9.9/10 -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is a recycler! ;) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...just joined up! -cs™
  23. Smittmaestro

    Pornstar Chain Game

    http://www.eskimotube.com/show.php?search=%22stevie%22 Stevie -cs™
  24. Smittmaestro

    Pornstar Chain Game

    Nikita Denise -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...needs to thank Mistyck for giving me the source pic! -cs™
  26. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...is all Jets all the time! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Enjoy it maleman! Make way for Gianna!! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Lord Smitty, has a nice ring to it! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Laaadies, fellas! Craisins ya'll! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Yes it would make a sound. And now the sound of one hand clapping... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Always on my Buddy never on my Ignore List. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    No ma'am! Never will I put you on that list. :) -cs™
  33. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    It's not you mi amigo! -cs™
  34. Smittmaestro

    Best Dicks in Porn:

    * Julian Nice schlong and he's in shape. He ain't some skinny wormy dude with a big dick. -cs™
  35. Smittmaestro

    Threesome with Twins - Hot or not?

    ^Indeed, that is close I'm talking one micron thick away from ******! No thanks... -cs™
  36. Smittmaestro

    Babyoil on porn tits? Why? Why? Why?

    Baby oil nice, sweat even better! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh I so love the Ignore List! Just added another to it.... Yeah I'm an asshole! Boy if only the real world were so simple.... -cs™
  38. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Uhm yeah right! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The ending of the so called Civil War but actually it was A War Between The States and sadly the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Well not with your hands! -cs™
  41. Smittmaestro

    What's your Screen Resolution?

    1152 X 864 -cs™
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    Gail O´Grady

    Gorgeous! -cs™
  43. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    No siggy so no gradey! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Oh I gochya banana right here! LOL ...knows I'm picking at him, I hope... -cs™
  45. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...has The Cult's She Sells Sanctuary as his ringtone. -cs™
  46. Smittmaestro

    any old-school peeps remember mtv??

    Ironically MTV stands for Music Television yet they hardly play music nowadays! Then in 1996 they debuted MTV2 which was to be more music but even that's been toned down! Hell, VH1 Video Hits is not I Love the whatever and Best Week Ever bullshit! Nah **** on 'em! -cs™
  47. Smittmaestro

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Is it wrong that I want to sodomize the FreeOnes server with a baseball bat studded with thumbtacks and broken glass? EDIT: Now even moreso! -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    Word Association

    Red -cs™
  50. Smittmaestro

    "What the Fuck are you doing?"

    Nice but pales in comparison to the old Bill O'Reilly clip from 1991. "We'll do it live! Nothing on the prompter! This fucking sucks!" -cs™
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