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  1. Smittmaestro

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    "The ******** of Time are moving against us, but everything is falling into place...Welcome to my new empire!" -cs™
  2. Smittmaestro

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    "ActiveOn apply directly where it hurts." -cs™
  3. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...not liking his current siggy! No offense my man I don't like sigs that turn my stomach! -cs™
  4. Smittmaestro

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    I saw that coming a mile away doc! -cs™
  5. Smittmaestro

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    Don't stop him he's on a roll. -cs™
  6. Smittmaestro

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    Ballsack? -cs™
  7. Smittmaestro

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    Use water next time! -cs™
  8. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    O RLY? -cs™
  9. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    "I don't make house calls." -cs™
  10. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...is a 903 year old Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, any questions? -cs™
  11. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    "What am I a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?" -cs™
  12. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 The man loves his cars! -cs™
  13. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    "They're dead alright can I go now?" -cs™
  14. Smittmaestro

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    Oh yeah, I've been grooving on JC since I saw her in Career Opportunities. She looked verry nice in a wifebeater tee! http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/1431 LG I first saw in the new Robin Hood series, man she's lovely! -cs™
  15. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    "They mostly come out at night, mostly." -cs™
  16. Smittmaestro

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    Hmm, separated at birth, sounds like a game to me boys and girls! Oh both Miss Connelly and Miss Griffiths are gorgeous! -cs™
  17. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I'm here close the thread now! Hudson: "Game over man! Game over!" -cs™
  18. Smittmaestro

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    I can see them mistaken for sisters if nothing else. That or I'm blind. Call me crazy... *confers with the king of the potato people living in his shoebox* -cs™
  19. Smittmaestro

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    Oh there's a definite resemblance! Eye color, face structure, even the way their hair lays about their head. -cs™
  20. Smittmaestro

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    Separated at birth: Jennifer Connelly Lucy Griffiths -cs™
  21. Smittmaestro

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    What the Hell are you on about? Lay off the brown acid my man! -cs™
  22. Smittmaestro

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    Clown phobia I never understood. Now spider phobia I do understand, spiders have poisonous bites. It's like snake phobia, snakes + venomous bites = death, it just makes sense! Clowns are just folks in make-up, it's like being afraid of Keith Olbermann! -cs™
  23. Smittmaestro

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    I love the Stan Winston tribute. Btw did you also know he and/or his FX guys designed the BK mascot? Strange but true! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAdJ-5AYVVM -cs™
  24. Smittmaestro

    What are you eating right now?

    Sliced apple -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

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    I'm more a smitty Pissy. -cs™
  26. Smittmaestro

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    Yeah I gotcha GOAL right here! OH! -cs™
  27. Smittmaestro

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    Oh shut up! -cs™
  28. Smittmaestro

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    Tags? -cs™
  29. Smittmaestro

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    I thought orange was the new black. -cs™
  30. Smittmaestro

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    I ain't sayin' nothin'! -cs™
  31. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...is our man in Havana. -cs™
  32. Smittmaestro

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    That stuff does work, but the taste is vile! Think the worst cough medicine ever times 3! -cs™
  33. Smittmaestro

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    ^ http://www.mrfinest.com/catalog/43eac5d5-33fa-432c-8f3d-b289afb264a5.aspx ^ -cs™
  34. Smittmaestro

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    "What's that comin' over the hill Is it a *******? Is it a monsteeer?" -cs™
  35. Smittmaestro

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    Miss Thorn? -cs™
  36. Smittmaestro

    how many files in your mp3 collection?

    Right now 5 and over 200 burned to CDs. -cs™
  37. Smittmaestro

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    http://www.ergonomicsmadeeasy.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=38 That looks nice, but the integrated joystick I dunno, not a game player. http://www.ergonomicsmadeeasy.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=11 Not bad either, though I'm used to a mouse not sure bout the trackball...
  38. Smittmaestro

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    Lessee, flat panel lcd monitor, check. Wireless opti-mouse, check. What next, wireless touchpad keyboard perhaps? -cs™
  39. Smittmaestro

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    Awesome! Connected my wireless optical mouse, bye-bye cord! -cs™
  40. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...slays his enemies with the jawbone of an ass... -cs™
  41. Smittmaestro

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    Russian smiles! -cs™
  42. Smittmaestro

    Word Association

    stop -cs™
  43. Smittmaestro

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    That might be Darth Revan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Revan -cs™
  44. Smittmaestro

    What are you eating right now?

    Beef and vegetable stew with wait for it, CORNBREAD! -cs™
  45. Smittmaestro

    Things you I don't give a fuck about...

    American Idol The Oscars/BAFTAs and Cannes Any and all ********* gossip or gossip period Anyone who gets worked up over Scientology & Scientologists -cs™
  46. Smittmaestro

    What are you eating right now?

    Tai-Pei Chicken Fried Rice -cs™
  47. Smittmaestro

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    "The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later." :FU: -cs™
  48. Smittmaestro

    What are you eating right now?

    Tis excellent, I love it crumbled up in a bowl of beef stew! -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ..is damn right about that! -cs™
  50. Smittmaestro

    What are you eating right now?

    Baked chicken breast with mashed potatoes and gravy and some cornbread! I looove cornbread! -cs™
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