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  1. Smittmaestro

    vicky vette is so damn

    A lovely lady with lovely eyes. -cs™
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    The Member Below Me...

    Hey fresno, where's Daniel Craig? Or is he not a true Bond? ...wishes Monique was a Bond girl! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Something you appreciate I wager. ;):D Gotta keep it up in more than ways with you... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Grrrr -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Muller Reis, wasn't that a German actor? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I told a person I know to check out some hot pics of Alyson Hannigan. They misheard me and thought I said Ellis Henican! Now they think I'm a gay albino. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    A great bowler too! Uuh yeah... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I saw a werewolf with a Chines menu in his hand... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Paws and claws! He has natural picks! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I did my man I did, kept the home fires burning for ya in your absence. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Coolness -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hey maleman!!! When did you get back? -cs™
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    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    ^^Damn where are there never woman like that when I visit the library?! -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    Horny Teacher Amanda Dawkins -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    That's my sig skills in a nutshell! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    minidog...You been dethroned! But you can sit on my lap. ;):D -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    NSG Nikita Denise -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Stick a fork in it!! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    For Star Wars hottie sexiness, Slave Leia has been dethroned by her ******! I'm talking about Natalie Portman's Padme from Episode 2 ****** of the Clones! http://imageurlhost.com/images/ek791z6woifjtxik9vb.jpg http://imageurlhost.com/images/cwfo7o84kzgah4la7eh.jpg...
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    Rate the signature above you

    8/10 Cute, really fres what's the deal with the kitties? -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Emma Watson Nikki Flux? or Æon Flux as played by Charlize Theron? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...I'm gonna wish a good rest of the day to, because I have an appointment w/ the sand man. *sleepy smiley* -cs™
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    Madonna

    The older she gets the sexier she gets! Oh Lord she is absolutely gorgeous nowadays! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Yeah she looks funky! The good kind of funky. -cs™
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    Jezebelle Bond

    She's one of my favorites. -cs™
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    Pre 90's Porn "7"

    Hyapatia Lee w/ Randy West http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/17495/index.html -cs™
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    The Member Below Me...

    Only if it's Gummi Worms! ...severed a man's arm with a paper clip! It's true I saw it! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    As in upset/angry or *****? -cs™
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    Laura Prepon

    Re: laura prepon from that 70's show She was born in 1980 and Four Rooms was released in 1995! So if she had it would've been a definite morals/statutory **** charge. Gorgeous woman but I'm annoyed she's no longer a redhead! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    fresno...9/10 Cute but I not a pussy fan, well not that kind of pussy. :1orglaugh -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    What the heck's Alqualonde? Another word for gay? :D I'm picking at ya man! Nice sig actually, at least it ain't kittens! ;) -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    8/10 No offense my man but it looks pretty gay! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I got a stick you can fetch! OH! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    No idea. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sontaran -cs™
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    Word Association

    Connor MacLeod -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    As long as they face you! They turn around and boom and down they go! That probic vent's a bitch! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Jamie McCrimmon -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    As opposed to Sontaran! -cs™
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    Last DVD You Bought

    Got a mess of classic iow pre 2005 Doctor Who DVDs. The Web Planet (William Hartnell era) The Time Warrior Debut of the Sontarans and new companion Sarah Jane Smith (Jon Pertwee era) Planet of Evil & Destiny of the Daleks DotDs debut of Lalla Ward as Romana II (Tom Baker era) Earthshock the...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I'm full! I scarfed down two Works Burgers from Bumper's Drive-In! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Bravo! Have at it fresman! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    No that's the actors in the remake not the original! -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    http://imageurlhost.com/images/v0qrarj2b3c55bgps58.jpg <-In case the pic doesn't show. -cs™
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    Film/Tv

    Star Wars Episdoe IV A New Hope C-3PO and R2-D2 Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I can take or leave radio for music but there are some talk radio shows I like and never miss. The Schnitt Show and The Dennis Miller Show in particular. The rest I could leave and not be sad at all. Fantastic fresno! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Willing to give some details on the lucky lady or are you too much of a gentleman to kiss and tell? ;) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The saying goes don't do the crime if you can't do the time. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...was supposed to be named PrimaGay but well ya know... -cs™
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