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Me too, straight from the tap

Maybe Hank should take some time off and go climb a mountain

For his next post, I am betting on: Fire bad!!!

What is it about "***** Teams" and only playing three quarters? first, the Heat, now the Eagles.

I know. Using capital letters in the middle of a sentence is just plain ignorant.

is she available for ********'s parties?

you can apply this to the NBA too, when we have it

you have to read while holding the book behind your back?

oh hell yeah, she'd be fun

the irony is funny. With those boobs, she can probably get away with using the wrong word.

I can't stand when *** Rock takes classics and changes them to fit his needs.

Dude: Hello Chick: You got me. Something like that is that movie about the football player with the agent

Francona not returning to the Sox is not a good sign. That locker room must be a disaster. Youk and Lackey bitching all the time and no one to tell them to shut the fuck up and play ball. Spring Training will be interesting this year

welcome all new OCSMs, and thank you for joining the board. I won't bother you, promise.

the pronoun "its" refers back to the closest previous noun, in this case, "****."

weed is/always was the **** of choice.

somewhere in Cambodia, someone is thinking breakfast

I don't want to be near that queef

I like that.

as a high school English teacher, sometimes I think it is

this is the first I've heard of Dan Hampton since he was elected to the Hall. Who fucking cares?

Dick Cheney is the Antichrist

Alou was one of the whiniest players in the game. He would complain about everything. His reaction was typical. Jeter breaks his face going for a foul ball, Alou was waiting for the golden staircase to be delivered so he could climb the wall. Jeter will be enshrined in the Hall of Fame...

their offspring would be as annoying as Jar Jar

some chick with a Thor fetish will

both are waiting for the other to rub it between her tits

this is why Lord of the Rings will never pass Star Wars in popularity

or is it a haunted house to scare lesbians?

"For You Cheap Bastards Who Refuse to Support the Industry Financially, Here is a Chance for You to Update Your Jerk-off Library"

anyone know what the last word from CERN will be? Oops

then you could say with all honesty that you had been nailed, finally

But do you live in a "Yellow Submarine"?

some of their stuff has been popping up recently on XM's Lithium channel. Liked them before. Some of their songs have stood the test of time with me. They were a voice for young adults for a few years. they may not have been relevant lately, but they made their mark.

I wish someone would CUT to the point beFORE this thread gets too long

I sarcastically love how millionaires are being made out to be victims

dammit

I can see Brett musberger now..."Tonight, after '60 Minutes' on CBSssssssss"

thanks Ed

Can't tell where the edits are. I only watched the first two minutes, were the edits at the end?

shouldn't those be drawings?

looks like her, but is the age right?

If and when Brandy Robbins decides to post all-nude photos, the men can time their ejaculation at the same time, and the men are all facing due East when they cum, will the resulting counter ***** be enough to slow or stop the Earth's rotation? In the name of science, I hope Brandy Robbins...

Ralph "It tastes like burning" Wiggums

Who is blonde with Ally Kay in 9/17/11 gallery du jour?

by this time, you would think she would know how to put on a belt, or at least understand its purpose

would love to see Lindsey Lohan and Ann-Margaret morphed (insert innuendo here (or in one of them))

Is the last one Meryl Streep?

facials in space just don't have the same effect

not even one? Are how are the bushes trimmed in your yard?

and yet, her attitude will miraculously change when I get into my Testarossa