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    ***Who is lurkingdirk?***

    I feel the end of the internet is near. If this topic is worthy of a thread, there truly is end in sight.
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    Why do people eat *******?

    Dear Vegetarian, My food shits on your food. Love ya, mean it, Feller
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    What TV shows have you jacked off to?

    Glee - that wheel-chaired dude is smoldering
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    Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy (pics on page 6)

    Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy I may not leave the Barnes and Noble before whipping my cock out and arcing a load right between those mammaries. I will simply claim I was attempting to create a "Gateway to the West" ala the new chocolate fountain at Denny's or Golden Corral or...
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    Zimbabwean Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into a Donkey

    a lesbian nurse told him that was a believable alibi. Those lesbian nurses are very persuasive
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    Which tail is more interesting?

    I was hoping this was a thread about kites
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    Happy Halloween Plasma!

    You should see where he keeps that pumpkin
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    Christian radio host warns that lesbian nurses can make **** gay

    Isn't Harvey the name of an imaginary rabbit?
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    Christian radio host warns that lesbian nurses can make **** gay

    Love how one sample out of millions proves something, but years of research means nothing
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Erin Burnett of CNN
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    Gay man tied to lamp post and set on fire.

    Not even to page 2 and the focus is back to the definition of _____________. A guy is dead, ********* are walking the streets and some people are more concerned about the whether or not the media is sensationalizing the story. Maybe if good ol' truth-bringer Rupert reported it, then some of...
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    Board Polarization

    I'll bring ice cream and some festive Strawberry Shortcake bowls from the Franklin Mint. I would bring the "Gone With the Wind" ones, but PK gets a little violent around Butterfly McQueen memorabilia.
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    The Avengers parody

    not bad
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    Miss me yet?

    absolutely not. Would rather have Obama's toe nail clippings running the country than that corporate shilling, lame-brained, war-mongering fool.
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    Charlee Chase stopping in :)

    damn, you look good
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    Best Bush in your mind

    Kelly Monaco http://www.a-tribute-to.com/galleries/04/kelly_monaco97/hires/a02.jpg There are others that come to mind, but Kelly's is delicious looking
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    Tihs is itrentsieng

    cepmolte bihslult
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    What's for dinner...

    Check your mushrooms for the USDA allowance for ***** matter
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    Remember that time when...

    fuck it, congrats. I will post in any thread now that 10,000 is within sight
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    Guess WHEN the 6 Millionth Post will be Posted and WIN!!

    Monday, Oct. 31, 0715
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    Should there be a 'most retarded post of the week' competition?

    I am of the mindset that if enough people ignore the stupid posts, the posters would learn to be smarter with their typing or go away. The gene pool would clean itself.
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    No sex-day

    I am for in favor of an "Occupy: Vagina" movement, than one that insists it be vacated
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    No sex-day

    I celebrate it way too often
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    too hard

    Will never forget this special moment
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    Just Got Back From The Gym

    maybe the gym is really busy ad he can only get on one machine...ever
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    Blimp Questions

    no more bong hits while listening to "Zoso"
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    Extreme Star Wars Fans...

    FAIL!!!!!!!! AT-ATs don't have tails!!!!!!
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    Chain game

    778
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    Biden Continues to Warn...

    maybe the bad guys in Flint are storing WMDs. that fearmongering is a proven tactic
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    Guess WHEN the 6 Millionth Post will be Posted and WIN!!

    Monday, November 14th, 8:29am
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    I **** those Brazzers ads

    thank you Mods. Though no action was requested or required, it is appreciated you took the concerns for this site of its users into consideration.
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    Revenge!

    sometimes you are the bug, sometimes you are the windshield
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    Hi! I am a 47 year old grown man and I like Cap'n Crunch

    I thought this was going to be a gay obsession thing about PK, whew
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    ****** Feud Has X-Rated Moment

    the show needs the attention
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    Nazis and Communists and "Occupy"...

    Check Henry Ford and Thomas Edison's involvement with the **** Party during the 30s.
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    Nazis and Communists and "Occupy"...

    So, if Charles Manson suddenly becomes a devout follower of the teachings of Jesus Christ, Jesus' message is tainted? Bet those KKK guys would love to hear your response to this.
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    Guess WHEN the 6 Millionth Post will be Posted and WIN!!

    Saturday, October 29th, 17:28
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    Dragonforce is sic!!

    Is that Rush or Triumph? I can't tell
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    Racer ****** in Accident

    R.i.p.
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    Vader Sure Can Play The Geetar

    even better than Yngwie, Vader does it with gloves on
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    My White Slave

    I was wondering what David Duke was up to now
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    Nazis and Communists and "Occupy"...

    Will, are you doing your Aaron Rodgers' touchdown dance belt gesture every time you make an incredible leap of logic or do you save it for special ones like this thread?
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    I **** those Brazzers ads

    You are a champion internet arguer, aren't you? Read the post, you fucking moron. I am not questioning the legality of the site, the act, or of anything else. I simply stated I **** the ads on FreeOnes. If you cannot comprehend my original post, or this one, I will wonder which chromosome...
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    I **** those Brazzers ads

    yes, i realize it is acting. Doesn't mean I like to see scenes of women getting slapped around, pawed at like objects and dehumanized. If Brazzers starts a series of shitting in women's mouths, would it be OK to run those ads? And ragin, when I typed in the original post that I knew the...
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    Arrested Development is back for one more season and a film.

    if you like the Bateman/Arnette combo, go to dumbdumb.com
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    Chain game

    776 (In a thousand, I can declare my independence from this thread)
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