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needed a second glass of milk for all that reading

I love fishing too, the smell of a fresh snatch, I mean, catch

looks like the master chef tenderizes them with his chin first

Like one guy running his hands on another man's ass and package nearly every play isn't gay enough. If we want to talk gay, let's look at the relationship between Jeff Saturday and Peyton Manning. Can those pants get any tighter?

He was using performance art to depict North America. Obese pigs equal America, the Canadian flag is for, wait for it, Canada. And the bowl of chili is for Mexico.

Not sure if her view is all that. Like being the second dog in line in the Iditarod

funny

I have heard of taking out personal ads before, but a 1/4 page?

we will probably see that picture again in a few years during a Stone Phillips Special Report on Serial Killers

fiber is important

that was probably written on some lawyer's stationery

Malfoy's *** is hot

definitely not a muff diving pic

Rachel Aziani, hell, I would settle on being the pool boy/fluffer over at her place

Supposedly, Dana White is looking to put the rematch on PPV or at least Spike TV.

sometimes i wish there was a spaceship coming, their government probably offers more sensible leadership and some hope for the future

obviously, these people don't have anything more important to talk about, nothing else going on in the world, country, state to focus on

Indifference - I don't fucking care. But rep for you for the find, because I do care.

that pillow is genius

Chia Pet version of the new Planet of the Apes movie?

bought a used Tv on Craigslist?

well played

that is an oasis worth savoring for many nights

Why isn't Gallagher holding the watermelon? Or is he upping his stage show from hammering melons to taking them out with M-16s now?

where have you been all my life? damn, no idea how I have missed you

she could be my future ex-girlfriend if she wants

why not ask Mick Jagger and Keith Richards?

are chieckens from eastern Europe?

so dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, King James' crew just ran out of "V"s

nothing says your relationship is strong better than being able to call her a bitch and she likes it

Drew Carrey sure put that weight back on quick

must be on FX

another job exported to Mexico...Damn you, NAFTA!!!!!!

why is the ****' ability to draw or paint a part of this story?

The sequel to "Dick in a Box"? "Dick on a Plate"

Limited edition Turtle Dicks

I licked a toad once and saw that for real

I will send my dog and have him neutered for free...ha ha

wow

understood

you neg repped me for less. Yet, I shall let it pass. Still waiting for that British space launch. still waiting.

me, with Julia Ann, Ketty and Carol Goldnerova

Got up early this morning and saw the Space Shuttle on its approach. It was just a brighter than usual light in the sky, but the double sonic boom was cool. Sounded like a couple of shotgun blasts. Never got to see one take off, but I got to see this.

I am betting they got there by plane

the non-business end of a plunger. I, uh, saw, I mean, a friend of mine saw it in a video one time

I guess it answers the question of whether or not she does anal

As I type this at 6:12pm eastern. 90 degrees, heat index of 97. Let's just say the yard work will wait another day.

I would be balls deep in Michelle Bachmann, take a few pictures, then follow her campaign around for a couple weeks. I would stand next to the reps from Keith Olberman and hold up a sign reading, "Michelle: the new John Edwards." Of course, if you end up knocking up Casey Anthony, it's not...

is that the same lake of fire that the Meat Puppets sang about?

I say it is time to start executing ****** fuckers for their heinous crimes. Unless we act drastically, this behavior will continue.