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you have such strong fingers, hands, I miss your touch

almost 10,000 posts and barely an afterthought

The first one looked fake. That first jump looked shopped. But it was a fun post. Thanks

********'s Lit Classic: Dick, Duck, Fuck. Get a rake. Go to the lake. Try your luck. Trap a duck. Don't let it roam. Take it home. Tie it down. Dress like a clown. Whip out your dick. Make it thick. Slide in duck. A feathery fuck. The duck will say, "When will you pay?" Tell him you will...

I would like to know more about Jessika Alaura's favorite ice cream flavor and if she was a cheerleader in high school. Oh, sorry, not that type of background.

congrats

"Then" refers to time. "Than" is used in comparisons.

Thanks gorgeous. Happy holidays to you too. Hope you will have some free time to enjoy

Meh

That is poetry

pats defense is better. The 72 Dolphins couldn't beat this year's Oklahoma State.

Re: Nessa Devil - new bOObs I want to see them from below, with her thighs holding my head steady

I'm thinking a cross between Ted Nugent and Wayne Newton

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Jessika Alaura

She has a job and if she thinks she is getting less than Todd for the same job, she should take it up with HR, not take his sandwich

The guy has done some excellent work and gets blasted for his sometimes inane appearances on talk shows. His comedy is brilliant. "Sleepers" was another good role. I'll take Williams over Tom Hanks or any other "top actor" any day.

if we are gonna get serious about curtailing crime, time to start using it more often. Only then will it be a deterrent.

I like a little landing strip or a fan.

Oughta just shot the bitch when they catch her.

Sounds like a bad episode of "Hung"

I would buy her ice cream

is this supposed to be funny like George Bush with a book above a 6th grade level?

Is there anyone more frustrated than an illiterate Scot trying to figure out which public bathroom to use?

I think it just goes to show how out of touch some of these candidates are. I would love to see them answer questions like: How much is a gallon of milk? How much is a pound of ground beef?

One of the first I remember is Sherry Arnett in Playboy...would still devour her

Should a presidential candidate be required to know the minimum age for voting?

Ghost Protocol has gone out the window

Should be Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame (too early in the morning to think)

Robert Palmer of Bad Company. No range and a boring voice. Hated having to play Bad Company as a DJ, same three songs over and over and over again.

I know, show some pride. americans do. they buy cars built in the US: Honda, toyota...

probably not the only pole she slid off that day

takes her a while to get into those jeans, but only 3 shots of ******* to get her out of them

Freddie was king, no doubt. I will toss Eddie Vedder into the conversation. Great in concert, great lyricist.

M*A*S*H and Frasier

That mini-anaconda is about to engorge that person. Look out!!!!

Fuck my luck. I checked my email and there was an email with pics in it too. Unfortunately, the email was from a chick in prison. Well, I think it was a chick. It wasn't a female prison though...

StanScratch

If she was American, there would have been a Congressional hearing. meanwhile, college coaches are ******** with 12 year-olds. But, in their defense, college football and basketball are big business

until the US develops midfielders who can control the ball, the US will never compete with the big boys. And the midfielders can't be 5'5" 145 lbers either.

How long before any political party that is not the Republicans or Democrats is considered "a threat"?

To find Veronica Avluv and a couple of her female friends all dressed as slutty elves under the tree

I want to read Rachel's tramps stamp from the inside

Hamburger with Everglades Seasoning and garlic salt, Kodiak chewing tobacco and sweet tea

Man, I feel like the opening act for the Starland Vocal Band at the County Fair. My occasional rants don't even warrant a mention? Fuck this, I am out at 10,000.

The one that doesn't smell like L3ggy

If he can come back in the 50s, how the US Southerners would have **** if they saw that Jesus came back in Russia

I cain **** in one and arc my **** through the air into the other. Be like a gotdamn fountain in front of the Grand Ole Opry

Thank God, I don't know if I could take another minute of listening to Scott Van Pelt and Ryen Rusillo on ESPN Radio give more updates on the negotiations. I do watch the games from time to time, mostly marquee match-ups. Sure as hell not going to watch the Kings and the Clippers

I would go back and **** the guy who introduced the accordion to Mexico

As long as they keep posting pics, I don't care if they are legit lesbos or not. Love watching a woman eat pussy.