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my favorite is when I hear someone say they have done a 360 on an issue, when they mean they have done an about-face or a 180.

Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl such a fantasy girl for me

He has not touched the Cup yet either

they are laughing at how gravity is affecting her tits and how the black hole in his ass is affecting his cock

I bet that sweet thang is minty fresh (PS, minty fresh gives you minty fresh)

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Burn her!!!!!!!

just another vehicle to try and ***** Justin timberlake as a talent down our throats. He is a jack of many trades, master of none. Yet, he makes the women swoon for some reason and for that, he gets opportunity after opportunity.

Stamkos had a great start to the year, but the second half saw his production drop significantly. He is always a threat, but needs to get results. Glad he stayed in TB and will enjoy watching him locally on the telly. First Saturday of the season sees an Eastern Conference Final rematch in...

put on the foil

most used the back door to get in

it's not easy being green

If she floats, she is made of wood...

Is that Washington crossing the Delaware behind them?

It is all very simple: 1) Divide the current rep total by the number of posts that person has made 2) Add the person's age 3) Multiply by the number of fingers that person has (thumbs included) (sorry to the industrial accident victims) (if you need to smile, think of the ***** tricks you can...

Re: A flying monkey holding a magic ***** riding on the head of Frankenstein's monste I'd say something, but I'll probably get neg repped

pussy always goes for the rat bastards

no doubt you are gorgeous, thanks for taking the time to visit here.

They could make more money doing that at a bar.

All I know is someone would get punched

Marilyn Chambers

mullet with lasers? fucking awesome

good thing he is wearing his protective eye wear, must be trying to cover a sprayer

And the Baltimore Orioles once won a World Series. Recent history, however, tends to influence public opinion

can you get that in the drive-thru or is it dine-in only?

That is ****** *****. Making a dog wear a Mets hat?

LG should punch her in the head

How much would he get if he built it by foot?

nothing warms my heart more than seeing a person declare racism before the conversation has started

Last time was the cherry. "I will not come again."

they are all practicing to be top-level government informants to the Washington Post

he be facin' da rong way

I like it cuz Old folks can't remember for sure if you paid them back. then you can borrow from them again, then lie that you did pay them back. like a fucking atm baby

David Blaine's protege

if she bounced up and down, maybe the *** would go for the milkshake version

I like the Jupiter and the Moons I may have gone with Cake and Crumbs

The Michelin Man just threw up in his mouth

best thing about freon is it doesn't cost anything

So why did the chicken cross the road? Ramon had the cocks in the van. Mystery solved. Next case, Scooby.

please use your claws

I can see Tigger and Pooh doing a BBQ spit on Piglet. Tigger is such an ass cat

so it happens every year in the summer and again in the winter? Earth-shattering revelations.

guys like the Original Poster don't bother me because if he is on the internet posting, he isn't knocking on my door trying to spread his "Message"

Recently, I saw one way to garner the attention of a production company is to **** your 2 year-old *****, don't report it for a while, then find an incompetent prosecuting attorney to try you and fail. Then, a production company will send out feelers to see if they can capture your magnificent...

Will go see it. Seen all the others and read all the books at least twice. May not be for everyone, but i enjoy them.

It will be "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" part 2. I will play Chief.

one band I don't think gets enough credit is Saxon