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mmmmm, large-mouth catfish

Bitte

Too intense for me, I prefer to have my sex dwarf eaten by a beaver

Stephen Hawking and Karen Carpenter enjoyed their prom

some people think we already have an ***** in office now, there shouldn't be concern over another

I am stupider for having watched that

no worse than sticking your dick in a king mackerel's mouth when it still has the hook in it (so I have heard)

"Lick my Love Pump" Would loved to have heard ol' Steve cover this classic

How will the spouse know he/she is divorced? Maybe Robertson has been hanging around the Newt lately? The Newt waits until his spouse is in the hospital before presenting papers. Maybe this was the last illness without a clergy/politician position on it and ol' Pat had to pick a side.

supposedly, they have greenlighted a sequel

Dyanna still has it going on.

reminds me of Bill Hicks' proposed **** commercial

Rubio is just another pretty face for the powers to roll out in front of the masses. The Hispanic vote will be more powerful than the black vote in the next election

The Minister of Silly Walks on vacation?

the heck with being John Malkovich, imagine the movie "Being Gary Busey"

maybe the humor is in her posting the thread in the wrong section

Denmark it off the menu

looks like she got some cremesicle on here eyelids

What will they do if the Tottenham Hotspur win a game?

part of the problem of not having a quality high speed rail system is how do you get around when you get where you are going?

that dick had Red Bull

you have a big zit on your left cheek (or is that syphilis?)

you take really small shits?

has TV sunk this low?

I'd measure her inseam

if you do beat him in a fight, you then have to deal with his lawyer

further proof it is hard to stop mid-stream

Hi, how are you?

mmmmm, Summer Cummings. If I win the lottery, I will be dialing up your agency

picture of pussies and lotion (sounds like my teen years)

going well. you? just another day in the paradise that is Sw Florida.

you should play keeper for Spurs...nothing gets by you

who are second from the right and second from the left? for research purposes only, of course

so that premature ejaculation story is about gay guys? She said the problem was "premature ejaculation IN MEN."

Moral of the story: dogs like a tossed salad

why does she change dresses? She is wearing red one minute, and white the next. No wonder it takes so long.

or she could be a totally hot freak in the bed who actually doesn't want her personal life on display for all to see. Only way to find out is to follow up and go for it. If "she" turns out to be some Cambodian tranny, just be happy with anal and a BJ

I would so, like, fuck them and stuff. Oh yeah, like, they would be like "Oh yeah, baby," and I would be like, "take that, baby" and, like, it would be, like, like that all night.

Peter Gabriel needs to come up with a new gimmick

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6203/6070500731_9a5b5e8faf.jpg

if you "deside" which side do you start with?

beware the cardboard cuts on the penis

in related product news, there is a floss you stick in one ear and pull out the other ear and use similarly: Mental Floss

sorry, but a blonde bush is hot (mind you, I have always liked a little bush, blonde or not)

so that is what the bobbies in Tottenham were doing during the riots

while she was under the *****, she adopted three more ****

that west coast guy must really miss Virginia mumble (ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

must be Key West, those limes look like they haven't been picked in a long time

that vampire set is freakin' hot....you are amazing

keep it up, guys, I am taking notes and wondering which of the Republican debaters is going to use these tactics first