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  1. Facetious

    Being Single on Valentines Day

    Re: Being Single on Valentines Day Yep, I gifted myself a little something for this day... it should be arriving in my office any minute. :shy: Hey everybody! I Am Lovable! This gift it proof! :jester: Do you realize how many people do this? It's in the millions... poor insecure people.
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    Sam Adams **** To Be ******

    No, no watching, just tossin bails of alfalfa, auguring post holes, welding steel, ********, maybe break a mustang or two (<lie), you know, fun stuff. :facepalm: She'd better put out at day's end. :1orglaugh
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    Introducing Myself : Leya Falcon

    You're welcome, Leya! Looking forward to seeing your hot stuff! :drool2: Are you going to "Ouzo" for us? :D
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    Sam Adams **** To Be ******

    To hell with the AFC and the NFC, this should be a contest between East and West!!!:mad: I will not be watching... Now I have to drive seventy miles to see my g/f and to pretend that I like horseback riding. :mad: :1orglaugh
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    Post a random song lyric

    Writer(s): Jimmy Page & Paul Rodgers Mystery surrounds me, and I wonder where I'm going There's a cloud above me and it seems to hide the way I'm going straight ahead, 'cause it's the only way I know I want to leave the past, and leave just for today Now then tell me baby, do you need my...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Jimmy Page/Paul Rodgers in "The Firm" • Dreaming
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    And now, I bring you..... Music from the 1970s

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    Sam Adams **** To Be ******

    Is there anything wrong with the tabloids accruing wealth for themselves? An inquiring mind would like to know.
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    weird question about sexuality

    You mean, if he might be normal or if he is gay.... :drool2: :1orglaugh Need I say.... jus teasin :stir:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Who here believes in ghosts?

    Explained: It was the plumbing. When warm or hot water makes contact with cold pipes you will hear a ticking sound. Expansion and contraction, friend. Dats all ƒolks! :cool: And yeah, I believe in ghosts.
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    Iran to ****** US on US soil?

    James Clapper.... clueless. HTry_MiFA2Q Hey, I'm not counting out the possibility of the Iranian government launching a terrorist ****** on the states, we should always be suspicious and weary of those kinds of things happening, always.
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    FBI Uses Chainsaw In Raid

    NIIIICE! but I must ask the victim about... Really, like .... they don't already have their rounds chambered? :rolleyes: The FBI has enough investigating to conduct already within the ranks of nobama's own cabinet... WTF is this?
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    What is going on up in herrrrrrre!

    I thought that this was going to be a thread about something your dogs did to your apartment. :cool: So, did you win any money, huh, huh, did ya?
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    What pisses you off?

    Notorious hypocrites who feel as if they have free reign to ****** the politics of their opposition... ... and upon confrontation, they tell you that this isn't the proper forum to be carrying on with such vigorous discussion and to keep it lite. :shy: :clown: :yahoo: Actually, it's rather...
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    Dani Woodward, any news?

    Living in San Diego w/ g/f still? She's a sweetie! just adorable!
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    Moving in with the girlfriend.

    2 vegans :lovecoupl: Her: "No meat allowed in this residence... understand?!" Diva: "Oh yea, beeatch?!" :rubbel: :tongue:
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    Moving in with the girlfriend.

    2 vegans :lovecoupl: :tongue:
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    .. Wait! I thought that the left wing constituency in this country were opposed to anything and everything associated with private investment? How can you let your president get away with this? I'm sure the occupiers will have something to say about Obama's assistance in this alleged steady...
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    Pat Sajak Admits to Hosting Wheel of Fortune *****

    Talk about easy money... fly to Florida... work for four hours -> record a weeks worth of episodes... Get on a plane (the same afternoon) ... fly to Atlanta... go out to dinner... maybe get ***** afterwards... crash out in a VIP suite at the Ritz Carlton. The following day,... work for four...
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    Buying a Haas

    Aren't there bargains out there on used machines that are slightly out of spec? I mean, everybody wants a .0005" machine, but do you foresee any of your projects requiring those tolerances? Aside, That would be so awesome to produce your own 1911 receivers and slides, huh? Order up a bunch of...
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    What was your first ever album

    Did you actually use the giant rolling papers included with the Big Bambu album to roll (or try to anyway) a giant joint?:1orglaugh After all, the album itself was a giant replica package of rolling papers.... remember?:cool...
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    Blake Griffon... Dunk of all dunks in Monday nights victory over Oklahoma City. :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Love those daily/once in a while benders do you? Me too! :glugglug:

    Love those daily/once in a while benders do you? Me too! :glugglug:
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    U.S. seems to have largely escaped winter

    Now if only South Carolina would skip senator Lindsey Graham.... :rofl2:
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    A Short Guide to the Internet Troll

    ^ "Car pool tunnel" much? :D
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    Buying a huss avocado

    Oh, yeah, as great as ... 2 cups of smashed :uhem: "Haas" or Bacon variety (Spexy would love the latter variant) Avocados (California grown preferred of course), 2 tablespoons of fresh lemon or lime juice, a few dashes of fresh finely ground black pepper and to make things easy, 4 tablespoons...
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    Nicest pussy in porn (if you have links post em!!)

    C. Banks! :yesyes: http://www.thesexbomb.com/babes/various/tw/CarliBanks/gall11June/page01.html
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    Too many buying threads?

    Re: Too many buying threads? Then become a seller why don't you, bigman? How about a good bottle of scotch for starters? Oh, and how about kilts, surely you have some surplus tartan patterned kilts buried in your closet, no? :D
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    Hand fetishes

    When it comes to nails, I like the simple square cut french style less all of the artwork stuff. To me, artwork is just too busy looking and distracting. To each his or her own. :glugglug: Wait! This is not an opinion thread? :o
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    Veins or Smooth Skin?

    As long as the veins aren't of the varicose variety, my dick is hard! I'll have to go with smooth though because smooth is a product of youth. ... the veins will arrive later...hope I'm ready for them at that time!
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    A Short Guide to the Internet Troll

    Oh yeah? Well, I was on 2, 6 & 40 meter some 10 years before that! :tongue: :D.............................. She's a real beauty, isn't she? Yeah, the neighbors just loved her array of metal stretching across the sky.
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    A Short Guide to the Internet Troll

    I troll.... Adult Image Hosting ... for tuna! :glugglug:
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    Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' coming back to German shops

    Not a good time to remove the American occupation troops from Germany.... is it? :P
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    U.S. seems to have largely escaped winter

    I would have thought that you'd like all the more decaying matter to snack on over the season."~" worm :P
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    U.S. seems to have largely escaped winter

    Re: U.S. seems to have largely escaped winter Leave it up to the hogs to determine... Adult Image Hosting :D :P Me neither! Maybe for a weekend of skiing it's fun, but that's it! :D Aye, I'm about 3,000 miles due west of you and my outdoor thermo is reading 60ºƒ on the nose and a forecast...
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    What pisses you off?

    Easy, don't reek of smoke when going to someone's house. :rofl2: _____________________________________________________________ Re: What pisses me off? 1) Braggadocios in general 2) Dave Grohl.... what an obnoxiously crude prima donna... "Hey everybody, I'm Dave Grohl... please kiss my ass...
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    India Buys Iranian Oil with Gold to avoid sactions, China may follow suit

    err....umm.... how in the hell are the broke U.S. citizens supposed to "take back the country" if it's being controlled by a gaggle international bankers? Really, how does that work, ***? :dunno:
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    India Buys Iranian Oil with Gold to avoid sactions, China may follow suit

    So who's the anti western world joo who came up with this crafty scheme? :1orglaugh Starts with a "G".... in all probability... the ol' fuddy duddy - short seller - underminer - shithead - currency buster - hungarian... mofo... :ak47:
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    Buying a Haas

    Lease one for a year... there must be warehouses full of those things, no?
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    What pisses you off?

    1) When my cat begs me to brush him and then when I finally acquiesce, he insists on walking around. :mad: Stay STILL ya DANMED Cat! :1orglaugh 2) Shitty quality steel these days. :hammer: 3) Assholes who spit on the sidewalk and not in the bushes. :ak47:
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    What type of depressive are you?

    Reminds me of the daytime post sex depression I've been enduring my entire life... I don't know what happens to my brain post ejaculation during the daylight hours, but it's somewhat debilitating. The chicky poohs are all juiced up (literally & figuratively) and ready to go shopping, visit with...
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    What type of depressive are you?

    A seasonal affective depressive? A manic/bipolar depressive? A covert depressive? A codependent depressive? A recurrent depressive? A unipolar depressive? An unhappily wed depressive? A **** or ******* induced depressive? A pissed off that most everybody else in the world isn't depressed...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    Great White • Never Change Heart gd5cEBYlRd0
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    Post a random song lyric

    ...So I went to the doctor See what he could give me He said "***, ***, you've gone too far. 'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do." :D :cool:
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    What are you watching right now?

    An hour with Black Sabbath, 1970 Paris. c78lez8P0gc :banger: :cool:
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    Cool, I love removing tape from the tender flesh of my victims.... it excites . :rubbel: Is she up for auction?
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    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    Squally, Are you allergic to penicillin? No? Good, then find somebody who has an Rx container laying around with surplus content. :cool: I bet that every 5th or 6th resident in this country has some extra amoxicillin sitting on their kitchen window sill. :cool:
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