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  1. Facetious

    What will your new years resolutions be?

    1) To get my two root canals done. 2) to spend more time with friends and ****** 3) become more personal in my relationships, i.e. less of the lazy texting/email bullshit.
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Just down the street from here on Friday night, a Somalian immigrant woman, an unemployed single parent :rolleyes:, ******** her female roomate with a machete... absolute true story... So, you see, anti gunners... other things **** people too! I can't help but think that it's too bad the...
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    ^ too much junk...I like the stripped model better. ;) Locking your door does work up to a point, but these days, the police are short handed all throughout my area (and probably are throughout the country as well) because of budget cutting layoffs. I monitor the police and fire radio...
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    *** sales break records December sales more than doubled for local shop
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    Is Ron Paul too old for the White House?

    and we would have been so much better off had Carter been a two term potus, right?
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    What pisses you off?

    Maybe they're on meth. :dunno:
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    Hey. What happened...

    What do we do now, geniuses?!!! :1orglaugh
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    How to put people on ignore in 3 easy steps

    Sure we can, gali, what are ya drinkin... I'll buy this round. :glugglug: Hey, those two girls at the end of the bar are battin their lashes at us... let's go hooky up! :cool:
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    How to put people on ignore in 3 easy steps

    Yea, ban all of those who contest his most virtuous political ideology , to hell with free speech and diversity of opinion... if they don't agree with him, then OUT! :1orglaugh
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    Is Ron Paul too old for the White House?

    Also, I think it's wishful thinking to believe that if only we had an anti war potus in Washington, the hostilities around the world will come to a screeching halt. Do you believe in such idealism? I don't.
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    Is Ron Paul too old for the White House?

    The only thing that concerns me a about having an old man in the White House is that many of older fellows get squishy & soft centered after a certain point, in other words, they often cave in when the going gets tough. Having said that, if Paul is actually elected (and I plan on voting for...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A grocery store house brand Dr. Pepper... with my fish & chips
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    What pisses you off?

    "amirite" :elaugh:
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    Boy-Girl friendship : Is it possible ?

    Going in a slightly different direction.... I've never understood how some of these photographer guys could possibly maintain a professional relationship with the models and/or p*'s they shoot on a day in and day out basis. Really, a "professional relationship" as your dong is about to bust...
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    What's your favorite section of your local newspaper?

    The page that features... Adult Image Hosting ... or used too anyway. :( Of mass beheadings?!! :eek: :D :P
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale It's ok, nuthin to write home about... I'd much rather be drinkin a Bellhaven Scottish Ale.
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    I'll try . Hey, hope you had a nice Christmas and hope you have a prosperous, safe and fun...

    I'll try . Hey, hope you had a nice Christmas and hope you have a prosperous, safe and fun filled 2012. Don't become a stranger, you're one of only a handful of bright spots on the board, capisce? Chiefs over "bronkos"! :thumbsup:
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    I'll try . Hey, hope you had a nice Christmas and hope you have a prosperous, safe and fun...

    I'll try . Hey, hope you had a nice Christmas and hope you have a prosperous, safe and fun filled 2012. Don't become a stranger, you're one of only a handful of bright spots on the board, capisce?
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    What's for dinner at your place, tonight?

    Really, as in a curry tree leaf salad? Oil and vinegar ? Vegan much? :D
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    I really can't go on any longer with life.

    Would somebody check the morgues in the twin cities area so that we can put this thing to rest so to speak. :P
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    Thank god! America is safe from exploding cupcakes.

    and doing a fine job as much as it pains me to say. :uohs: Story :helpme: me!!!
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    What pisses you off?

    1) The 70,684 pages of the United States tax code and the people who couldn't care less if it was a million pages in length!... as long as they continue to receive their rent subsidy and food stamps, all is well here in the good ol racist / oppressive US of A. :facepalm: The inflated dollar...
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    Hotties wearing hats

    Beside the fact that they're loaded with carcinogenic resins (dust particulate) from china, I think that they're pretty hott lookin! :tongue::rofl2: Toss that thing in your Kenmore ... gentle cycle with a cup o Tide and let 'er hang dry over night and she'll be fine. Pretty cute :thumbsup:
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    What's for dinner at your place, tonight?

    Hot tamales (not the candy kind) You must be starving! that was hrs ago!!!... I can eat about three of those Campbell Chicken & Rice cans of soup in one sitting. Mmmm Mmmm Goodness! :yummie:
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    What's your favorite section of your local newspaper?

    The newsprint paper was also cut about 2" bigger top and bottom, yep, I remember the good ol days when there used to be 38 full pages of job opportunities in the classified section too. It's also a sad state of affairs to think that people will no longer be reading their paper while relaaxing...
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    Anybody Watch This Show on ****** Planet?

    A-n-i-m-a-l P-l-a-n-e-t now takes on a new meaning! :1orglaugh Actually, I saw about 4 minutes worth of that very episode with the coon in the car before I walked off with the realization that my time would be better spent scrubbin the toilet. :stir: Like a recently posted thread here, I must...
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    What's your favorite section of your local newspaper?

    The real question is... who were the cheap skates that didn't tip their paper boy over the holiday? I have my suspicions. o-0 Business First Local Second National Third :hatsoff:
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    The Official 2011 FreeOnes Asshat of the year *Will E Worm*

    Author: Why go out of your way to mock and ridicule the guy, really, what purpose does this serve? Hater!
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    Former Saturday Night Live writer leaves online apology before committing suicide

    All we need to know about Alex Jones is Y2K and epic fail... remember Y2K and all of the fear mongering late night talk radio type salesmen who successfully made millions upon millions of dollars selling gas masks, MREs, 25 gallon plastic water containers, 100 pack batteries, flashlights, tents...
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    Thank god! America is safe from exploding cupcakes.

    PlaywithAlisa posted a story about this a whole year ago... ya mean they're still talkin bout it? :1orglaugh
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    Former Saturday Night Live writer leaves online apology before committing suicide

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ :yesyes: THIS :clap:
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    Former Saturday Night Live writer leaves online apology before committing suicide

    When you seek out hope to the point of exhaustion and it's nowhere to be found, do what you gotta do to quell the pain! Who are we to sit here and demand that people must suffer through irresolvable mental challenges ? Pity the poor soul and be glad that it's not you. Let him go out on his own...
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    What pisses you off?

    "remarketing" techniques :mad: What is Remarketing? (Highlight below) Remarketing is the practice of showing a custom display or “banner” advertisement to a customer who browsed a retailer’s site but left without making a purchase. Remarketing can be particularly useful when customers are...
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    Can you guys check out this free porn video tube for me?

    Also, very grainy resolution as compared to the more popular t-sites, huh? I guess it's a creative way to entice viewers into subscribing to their premium - higher resolution membership packages. ;)
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    Greatest American Band

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    Have you ever mastrubated to yourself

    Who are they? :confused:
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    If you found out your "Parents" ********* you.. what would you do??

    Oh, I'm sure your ****** has some fine words about you behind your back ... in another continent. :tongue: :D
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    If you found out your "Parents" ********* you.. what would you do??

    Sure it would, I'd like to think that I would like to reunite with my ***** parents if I were to later find out that the hospital of which I was born had sent me home with the wrong parents (as an alternative example to being *********), absolutely. There'd be no reason for me to reject my...
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    If you found out your "Parents" ********* you.. what would you do??

    I guess it would all depend on how my life was going at the time... I know for sure that if I was a mid teen - late teen still living at home and had a hot ****** or sisters, I'd be quick to impregnate them... before I set out searching for who my real parents were. First things first as they...
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    Favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd Song?

    But what about the "don't forget ***, there is someone up above" part? :dunno: :tongue: :D
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    Favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd Song?

    This week? it's "I need you" ..I love this band... there could have been so much more music to enjoy if it wasn't for some negligent fucked up in the head pilot(s) ..As a ***, "One More From/For The Road", the double live album was the both my very first rock music album as well as the very...
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    Greatest American Band

    The Eagles. There's three generations of fans in my extended ******. The music of the Eagles crosses over into both country and rock genres.... this gives their music a wider appeal than bands that cater to a specific market. :2 cents: All good choices in the poll though
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    How do I increase my orgasm time?

    ƒixed Zinc, eh, B-bust? We'll look into it.
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    I was only teasin. :tongue: :glugglug:

    I was only teasin. :tongue: :glugglug:
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    Counselor! :dunno:

    Counselor! :dunno:
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    How do I increase my orgasm time?

    The question I have is, how does one increase the coefficient of viscosity of the spunk? Really, those runny, easy to flow orgasms are little more impressive that relieving yourself when taking a ****... it's the thick & chunky blasts that put me in such a trance, it seems like an eternity...
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    I Saw These Occupy Wall Sreet Toolbags Up Close Today!

    They're on my payroll, thank you very much! Adult Image Hosting Now if you would 'xcuse me, I have important business to attend to...
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