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  1. Facetious

    What team should Peyton Manning play for in 2012?

    Joe Klecko or Mark Gastineau? :dunno: B)
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    What team should Peyton Manning play for in 2012?

    Silver & Black!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    NcsYc6sAmys&feature=endscreen
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    Ice Road Trucker or Bering Sea Fisherman?

    I was just heckling you, they're both cute in their own little ways. B) Yeah, my TV is typically only in use at mealtime or on weekends at racetime (motorsport). :glugglug:
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    what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting limp

    Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li Cut!... Cut!!!, Time for a smoke break, E.D. or too chicken to go see a urologist
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    Oh, so there was a divorce since the last time you'd mentioned your sis over this here forum...

    Oh, so there was a divorce since the last time you'd mentioned your sis over this here forum.... Did she tell her ex, "don't go away mad, just go away!" :D How many ******** do you have, just the one sis? I have four of 'em and a ******* all from the same lovin *** and ***... Yep, I'm always...
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    what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting limp

    Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li What's the chick in front on the scene doing wrong? :confused:
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    black girls are ugly as hell

    A black man C/O who prefers other than black women. :D You know the cat? :1orglaugh Jus teasin, Leya No, shimmy is a fugitive from Winnipegger, he was last seen in a Miami strip joint... do you have a lead on him?
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    black girls are ugly as hell

    ^ There are all kinds on this board... all kinds! :facepalm: She (hot black girl) stood you up last night and now it's time to get even...amirite
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    black girls are ugly as hell

    Author, you're not a beholder so stfu!
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    Combating ******** in the workplace

    No more mohammadanists! :D Right, didn't our government cite the Fort Hood slaying incident as being a simple case of workplace ********? :facepalm: BS!!! :rofl2:
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    Combating ******** in the workplace

    Re: Combating ******** in the workplace No more mohammadanists! :D Right, didn't our government cite the Fort Hood slaying incident as being a form of workplace ********? :facepalm: BS!!! :rofl2:
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    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    Face it, fame and success has a tendency to change people for the worse, as such, bad judgement usually ensues. What are your top ten favorite bands... are all members **** free? :D... 8-P
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    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    Rethinking the departure of Ms. Houston, it might have been a gift. Really, the woman was severely chemical dependent, she began to take on a haggard appearance (at such a relatively young age), she was living a life of shame and *********** and above all, she could no longer perform. It's...
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    British Pornstars / English, Scottish, Irish Models / Babes from UK / United Kingdom Girls

    Re: Favorite British Babe? Anastasia Harris and that other bombshell brunette with perfect boobs.... damn, somebody help me out here... her name is on the tip of my tongue... oh yea, Keeley! :drool2: I don't know how sizzlin hot she looks today, but 4, 5 ...6 years ago, she was the bomb! All...
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    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    Counselor... behave yourself! :rofl2:
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    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/whitney-houston-superstar-records-films-dies-15565063 Bobbi Brown is a line of cosmetics I just found out... is there such a person named Bobby Brown? Who's he? ... everybody knew Whitney. ;)
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    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    That's both SAD and startling... she was so beautiful in every way. :( Best rendition of the national anthem in history right here
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    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Any gift type box of candy that is full chocolate covered cremes, particularly the ones with maraschino cherry center. :pukey: The best I can do with these candies is eat the milk chocolate shell (if the creme filling isn't too nasty).... the remainder promptly gets circle filed.
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    I loved the 1990's. The music was FUCKING AWESOME. Whatcha got? Play it!

    ..............................AIC • Over Now xyI-ArXV924 Doobie Bros • Need a little taste of luv
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    Hot or Not?

    Oh sure, Uly... post & ditch why don'tcha! Get back here at once young man, the people want details! :D
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    Magic Bus

    You conservatives better behave now! Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh
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    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Or anything with mint for that matter... spearmint or wintergreen gum, OK... mint, No way, Jose! :D Also, most everything that comes in those bulk Brachs candy bins at the grocery store... it's like old peoples candy... the plain caramels aren't bad tho. :D
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    Fucking Nazis ruined fucking everything!

    They just cross dress! :1orglaugh
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    Ice Road Trucker or Bering Sea Fisherman?

    No way man, Maya is way hotter than Lisa! .........................^ Click :drool2:
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    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    There's nothing wrong with a little bit-0 diversity of opinion now... is there? :dunno: Every day I read or hear things I disagree with, fine, that's the kind of world I live in, but it's a gift, damn it! Engage or move on, you have that choice, it's a wonderful thing, don't take it for granted.
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    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    Get better experienced! :P :rofl2:
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    Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice

    Meh, only if there was something exorbitantly ************ in the solution would I ever guzzle it.
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    When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

    Re: When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind? I'd pay $1,000 per minute if this could only continue...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Gas powered blowers from the gardners in the neighborhood... two of them ... in stereo. :facepalm:
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    For the sports nuts in here: Chris Berman

    All I remember is ... "That little monkey gets loose, doesn't he?" "Err.... ummm.. he certainly does as a matter of fact." PVScwog05Xw :1orglaugh On point... The Bert ''Be Home'' Blyleven was priceless!
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    Senator says life begins at Ejaculation

    He's Right! u2oN_0HDnhk :D
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    Your facial hair?

    Nothin but a head of hair and side burns...Oh, and neatly plucked & trimmed brows. ;) Beards are what I come home with after a camping trip. :cool: Spiked, is that what you're trying to tell us? Billy Blue Countach Idol? :D
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    Old Farts Only: Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord Era) or Captain Kirk (Wiliam Shatner Era)

    Re: Old Farts Only: Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord Era) or Captain Kirk (Wiliam Shatner E Lord was gay so Kirk.... but really.... Cannon! Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh
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    Now What

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    Now What

    That's What! Adult Image Hosting Not chopped! See where the chunk broke off? When? What country? What happened.. eq?
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    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    I'd nominate Janice Rodgers Brown to the Supreme Court of the US... if I could. :D I don't think he has the best shot, but I believe he's the lone voice of reason and the most unwavering patriot among the candidates :thumbsup:. Santorum might stand for many of the things I believe in, but he...
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    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    XOILKHmZBwc I never knew it was a movie.. check out the whole scene...lots of drama for 21/2 mins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUkE9qaVgmo
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    Would you wank into your bosses food if you knew you could get away with it?

    Re: Would you wank into your bosses food if you knew you could get away with it? No! Why would I wank in my own food for? 8-)
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    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    He's on a string and he reads from a screen... "consummate politician". :1orglaugh Granted, 0bama has a captivating voice range, his pronunciation of words is unparalleled (when addressing the public) and he's as skilled of a teleprompter reader as you're going to find... looks to the...
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    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    Re: Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS???? You guys have it all backwards, the democrats should be opposed to abortions because abortions are ******* off a good percentage of their future constituency. Seriously, the majority of abortions performed are from those in the the...
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    Shame on Coca Cola and Suckerberg!

    This is disgusting! Talk about a creepy study! ATiUkM2jLPo&feature=related [...Enon Landenberg said: “We are continuously looking for ways to connect the physical world with the virtual world. The idea behind “The Like machine” is an ultimate solution. It is an innovative and pioneering...
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    Have you ever posted in your underwear?

    ^ Wishin I was your chair:D What else do you have in you bag of goodies? I mean, you gotta do something with that hairy chest while all of this action is going on, no?:D PSSST I won't tell the others :1orglaugh
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    Why The Bailouts Were A Bad Idea...

    From the democratic party perspective.....Bailouts are unacceptable when a republican happens to be president... ... the minute a democratic successor potus takes the reigns, bailouts are celebrated. A changing of the tide :1orglaugh I f-ing loath politics/politicians. My whore is better than...
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    Why The Bailouts Were A Bad Idea...

    huffington post is basically a blog for left wing wannabe editorialists.. watch it there buddy! :1orglaugh
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    Why The Bailouts Were A Bad Idea...

    An aside: The biggest scam in the making is "too big to fail"... Seriously, you mean there's no accountability whatsoever? None? Any crooked bastard (Mark Fuld type See: Lehman Bros. -and- Nardelli: former CEO Home Depot) can become the head chair at one of the government selected "too big...
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