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  1. Facetious

    Have you ever posted in your underwear?

    No underwear, just mid calf length dress socks.... That is, only mid calf length dress socks. :thumbsup:
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    Who should be punishment and by what method(s)

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    Breaking news: Porn Star Jenna Haze retires!!!

    Why do adult industry stars retire for in the first place? Hell, if business is good and you have a strong fan base, why go? Don't tell me they get burned out from having sex, please don't! Could you imagine how awful that would be? Really, what would be left in life... you might as well jump...
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    Gigi Lightspeed / Amily / Laula / Lola / Loretta / Sarah / Veronica V / Veronika Vesela

    Fuckin A! Jordana Brewster could be Ms. Lola's big ******! :
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    Let's see your Mug

    Interesting line of work, Sam... have you ever banged the redhead or the blonde as seen in the committment to excellence video? :love-smi: :D Also, are you the sergeant at arms of your MC chapter? :D A 1%er are ya?? :rofl2:
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    I bought a ****** today!

    Have a massacre fest why dontcha?!!! How dare you discriminate against the trailer living inbred! Bigot!... BIGOT I Say! :surprise:
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    I bought a ****** today!

    With **** like this, who needs cider? :D :yummie:
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    Does the cock love the anus more than the vag?

    Re: Does the cock love the anus more than the vag? Decisions... decisions ...:helpme: me Adult Image Hosting
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    Breaking news: Porn Star Jenna Haze retires!!!

    √ Dislike the fact that she's officially retired. Really, 10 years in this business and she still looks like an angel (as opposed to looking like she's been rode hard and put away wet a dozen thousand times like... well... we'll just leave it right there. :D Good lucky Jenna!
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    I bought a ****** today!

    Nice, I like the brown toned bricks! ... the same 'ol reddish one's are just sorta stale looking, IMO.:thumbsup: All in all, it's a nice looking place, but it would be better if you chopped down some of the surrounding trees (not all, but some)...it's way too shady. A sunny place is a happier...
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    At first glance I thought the car was a '68 Torino... then, as my eyes moved away from the grill...

    At first glance I thought the car was a '68 Torino... then, as my eyes moved away from the grill area, it's no mistaking.... It's a Mopar! :D Check your p/m ... hope you haven't seen it yet but you probably have... oh well. :thumbsup: Emphasis +2:20 in video :D
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    I bought a ****** today!

    It was an unprovoked ****** on your mum, does he really need to say it again? ... and stop with this within an inch of his life crap... jus take it and enjoy the tax break. Really, there's no need to put additional stress and strain on our hospital ICUs... finish the job you start ... it's an MC...
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    I bought a ****** today!

    Cool! Ya gotta love that tax free income any way you can get it! :thumbsup: :rofl2: :baconsalt: :D How do you, the amateur bootlegger extract the juices from apples, do you have a centrifuge or some kind of press contraption... or, do you get all of your buddies together and have an apple...
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    Most Racist Political Ad(of course done by a Republican)

    Author, in times past, you've resorted to using a sort of racially superior charged rhetoric in your opposition to the presence of the white skinned population in this country. Hi kettle, you're black said the pot. And a year or two back, didn't select members of the democratic party shower...
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    I bought a ****** today!

    That's a really cool craft you have going there, you don't see very many traditions being ****** down these days (the good ones anyway :P), it's cool that you've taken interest in an activity enjoyed by your grandparents! Do you ferment with the natural individual fruit yeasts or do you Sº2 the...
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    Sure thing, you're welcome! Hey, is that a '68 Coronet in your Avy?

    Sure thing, you're welcome! Hey, is that a '68 Coronet in your Avy?
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    Your most humiliating moment in the face of a lover

    *REPOST! Modz/Admins... please substitute OP with this one .. thankys! OK, I'm doing my laundry right now and I'm thinking about that time when I was in my mid twenties and was was living with a gf... the relationship couldn't have been better... two years strong with no quarrels whatsoever...
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    Your most humiliating moment in the face of a lover

    ..OK, I'm doing my laundry right now and I'm thinking about that time when I was in my mid twenties and was was living with a gf... the relationship couldn't have been better... two years strong with no quarrels whatsoever, great friendship, great sex etc. etc. Then all at once for whatever...
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    I bought a ****** today!

    What residual sugar levels are you generally shooting for? Mmmm Plum ****! :yummie: I imagine it tasting something like that VS (Very Special) Codeine laced Wild Cherry cough syrup Rx I had as a ***. :yummie: I bet that stuff makes for a great natural aphrodisiac ... it doesn't cause you...
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    For Adronicus and Jagger... and anyone else interested.

    Admit it, Andron, you were touched by Sam's gesture of taking the first step initiative of making amends in an otherwise contesting and tumultuous relationship.... be the 'bigger' man here! You Can Do This! :rubbel: If not for yourself, do it for the game and seal it with a kiss...
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    I bought a ****** today!

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    I bought a ****** today!

    :nanner::nanner::nanner: A ****** of vinegar is a thin film of slimy, gelatinous bacteria that encourages fermentation. :nanner: [/SIZE] bon appetit! :yummie:
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    For Adronicus and Jagger... and anyone else interested.

    How about that Sam, he didn't curse you for botching his namesake in your title.... amazing, isn't it... the positive energy of this game? I say bats, balls & gloves to the Norko's, the Chinamen and the Persians... we can do this! :lovecoupl
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    Golly gee.... my Rep numbers keep going down.

    Yeah, I sure miss those old days... 4.1 Round One: Surfers Paradise 4.2 Round Two: Phoenix 4.3 Round Three: Long Beach 4.4 Round Four: 78th Indianapolis 500 mile race 4.5 Round Five: Milwaukee 4.6 Round Six: Detroit 4.7 Round Seven: Portland 4.8 Round Eight...
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    The majority of the oil going through the Straight of Hormuz is bound for China

    People forget that a 1% reduction in our oil supply is huge! Furthermore, we can't just cut Japan's supply to make up for the difference should a 1% cut in supply ever manifest itself. I guess you could say that we're operating on the margin... it's really scary! ... foolhardy too! Nauseating...
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    The majority of the oil going through the Straight of Hormuz is bound for China

    Re: Will Iran really dumb or crazy enough to block the Straight of Hormuz? They're both dumb and crazy enough to be awaiting for the arrival of the "12th imam"... does that answer your question? :cool: If not today, then tomorrow... or next year etc.
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    I tell you what, if I was potus on the days that followed Sept 11, 2001 and my security advisors were telling me to stay out of Washington, I'd do just that! Vacation days, my ass! Boring Home Body Bush. :1orglaugh
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    I'm 23, and I just got a circumcision... UPDATE

    Cool, sketch out the procedure on a ******** napkin for us, would you? :D
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    I'm 23, and I just got a circumcision... UPDATE

    What the fucking fuck post 9 ^?!!!! What happened to my image? There was a human skeleton lounging about in a hammock... the picture was the bomb! At this point, I don't even have bones to offer you. :D
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    I'm 23, and I just got a circumcision... UPDATE

    General anesthesia or localized? tell me the former, please! :uohs: Adult Image Hosting
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    "Women And ******** First"

    The real question is, flotsam or jetsam?
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    "Women And ******** First"

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    Golly gee.... my Rep numbers keep going down.

    Yeah, I went in '96 and '97, Zanardi & Zanardi respectively... great circuit with some great history! Also, lots of string tops walking around too! :yummie: :boobies: April isn't too far off... you have me thinking about making reservations now! :cool: It is scheduled in April, correct?
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    Bush milked it for sure with all of his trips back down to Crawford, Tx. to cut wood on his ranch. :1orglaugh .... hell, he even abstained from playing golf for a long stretch there following 9/11/01. ;) Dollar for dollar, 'w' (the home body potus) was probably the the most thrifty of...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Pils Looks more like a "fouty" (40 ozer) of cheap malt ****** to me, mister. :cool:
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Pils
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    Golly gee.... my Rep numbers keep going down.

    Sam, are you adding insult to injury by acknowledging each negative rep issuer by way of visitor message... "thanks for the rep!" :1orglaugh
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    Golly gee.... my Rep numbers keep going down.

    Yeah, I'm ready for a new season of racing too! :cool:
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    Golly gee.... my Rep numbers keep going down.

    Re: Golly gee.... my Rep numbers keep going down. Celebrate! You have their attention!
  40. Facetious

    Best Sports Rivalries?

    Earnhardt (RIP) - Gordon Al Jr. - Michael Andretti Hakkinen - Schumacher
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What Liberals Did

    They ended segregation, fine, but why do they shove multiculturalism, multilingualism and ethnic studies down the throats of today's largely fatherless young and impressionable populous? :1orglaugh And why is there a need for all of these individual advocacy groups for seemingly each and every...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    One of the best, most unmistakable leads in all of rock history! __biilMpnmw
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    Best Sports Rivalries?

    Raiders vs Steelers... & Lakers vs Celts ...old times.... the best
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    The gumment under 0bama doesn't have to balance (or so much reduce) any stinkin budget, as long as the greedy democratic, republican, independent... whoever capitalists have found a clever means of making good returns for themselves in the stock market, and the largely unmotivated and sluggish...
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    Meanwhile, as everybody is looking over here at 0bama's "most impressive economic recovery" (stemmed largely from the private investment in offshored American enterprises and well as investment in bogus renewable energy sources), the potus asks for an increase in the debt ceiling. :facepalm...
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    Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

    Oh no, here we go with another "study"... :just ingested a grain of salt:
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