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  1. Facetious

    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    True ... and those who milk the system will more than likely continue to milk the system free of any checks and balances... even after our economy retools itself there will be those who won't look for employment... they don't have to... reelect the standing potus and secure that position...
  2. Facetious

    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    ^... Now that I think about it, I do recall having a bedtime incident involving my back... ...It happened several years ago when I had come down with the dreaded flu and was bed ridden for about four consecutive days. After the first 48 hours had ******, I began to get fatigued, particularly...
  3. Facetious

    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    Uly, maybe I missed it somewhere, but do you have a preexisting condition with your back? Were you ever in a serious accident, i.e. have you ever been a trauma or i.c.u. patient?
  4. Facetious

    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    BS, Jo, I can have a fire engine staff (including 1 paramedic) and an ambulance at my door in 6 to 8 minutes! In fact, 8 minutes is the average time it takes for paramedics and ambulance service to arrive at any location in my area... Not bad if you ask me! I often monitor the fire department...
  5. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    I don't have much good to say about foreign sports cars and I don't ***** imported **** down at my favorite bar... Just give me a corn dog on a stick, you can shove your caviar... A **** kickin all around American boy, that's just what I are...''
  6. Facetious

    Are you gonna vote for Obama? I betcha Bill isn't.

    Bill even said that now is the wrong time to increase taxes!
  7. Facetious

    Canada for U.S. president...

    It's more like 'Cañada' for president the way we're going here. :facepalm:
  8. Facetious

    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    Again... Dani Woodward :drool2:
  9. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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  10. Facetious

    observe how you feel just before you go to *****

    Re: observe how you feel just before you go to ***** OK, check this out.... so I turn out the lights, I get into bed, I lie down on my back and not more that what seemed to be 5 mins later, my ears start ringing and I feel as if I'm going into a state of panic as I can't move a muscle and...
  11. Facetious

    Annoyances

    ^ That fucking too, I'm sooo hating monopolies at the moment... f'en bastids! "Busty the trusts'' I say... Where's a Teddy Roosevelt like potus when we need him? _________________________________________________________ The many wineries that market their Zinfandel as being derived from...
  12. Facetious

    Hey, welcome back! It's been about 2 months!! Where the hell have you been, pussy whipped...

    Hey, welcome back! It's been about 2 months!! Where the hell have you been, pussy whipped? :cool: Oh, pussy whipped, snowboarding your days away and drinkin, huh? :glugglug: Don't be a stranger!
  13. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    What pisses me off today? When male cops give a pass to attractive young women who talk on their cell phone while driving.
  14. Facetious

    Breaking news: Porn Star Tori Black arrested in Vegas!!!

    Winners! :facepalm: Poor innocent 5 mo. old tot ... he doesn't even have his own ******* undivided love and attention.
  15. Facetious

    Gigi Lightspeed / Amily / Laula / Lola / Loretta / Sarah / Veronica V / Veronika Vesela

    http://www.definebabe.com/video/afs/sylvie-sinner/ Scroll down for vid
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    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? It lacks the "big league" atmosphere, really, you know that feeling you get when you go to an NFL, NBA, NHL or major league baseball game? Well, soccer just doesn't even come close. Besides, who wants to watch a game with a bunch of uniformly sized...
  17. Facetious

    Anastasia who?

    http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlyopaques/673t/index.php?id=1179344 Thanks! :cool:
  18. Facetious

    Who would you like to sucker punch right in the fucking kisser?

    Rachel Maddow and her fugly butchy hair cut.
  19. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    In a place you only ***** of, where your soul is always free Silver stages, golden curtains, filled my head plain as could be As a rainbow grew around the sun, all my stars above, who died Came from somewhere beyond the scene you see These lovely people played just for me Now if I let you see...
  20. Facetious

    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    What kind of a quitter would sever their employment on a Sunday? Sunday should be recognized by all as a day of observation of the lord, period! That's it! 50 lashes, madam! :whip:..:cthulhu: :D :lovecoupl
  21. Facetious

    What is your favourite team chant/song?

    The Atl Br. "tomahawk chop" chant Adult Image Hosting :)
  22. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    ^AIC • "Social Parasite"^ AIC • ******* unplugged P9enwIP7Dxw
  23. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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  24. Facetious

    Candles or Torches Which Offers the Best Light?

    LEDs. LEDs. LEDs! ... an array of 'em. ... or better yet... K5fW3JwdB1k They're greener and the fire dept won't have to find crispy critters in the back bedroom. :)
  25. Facetious

    lola/gigi is such a babe, I'd eat her shhhh..... well, maybe not that, but pretty damned close...

    lola/gigi is such a babe, I'd eat her shhhh..... well, maybe not that, but pretty damned close! I wish I had an expendable $4, 5, or 6 thousand bucks. or however much she charges for a modeling shoot... she is for hire according to her model mayhem page! :lovecoupl: Thx for the points...
  26. Facetious

    The 80s music thread

    :1orglaugh totally fucked that one up... way too many beers... you know what I mean. :rofl2: hiccup! scary, huh?
  27. Facetious

    The 80s music thread

    cUliUWMrMZA BwtRc-z6NP0 Roger Waters is actually better looking today than he was in 1980! :rofl:
  28. Facetious

    The 80s music thread

    Ayyi5q5D7w0 Jefferson Starship • Save your Love Great White • Save Your Love
  29. Facetious

    Gigi Lightspeed / Amily / Laula / Lola / Loretta / Sarah / Veronica V / Veronika Vesela

    I'd sure like to help!!! :) http://www.definebabe.com/video/8zr/gigi-lightspeed/
  30. Facetious

    Gigi Lightspeed / Amily / Laula / Lola / Loretta / Sarah / Veronica V / Veronika Vesela

    http://youpantyhosetube.com/posing/veronika-vesla-in-pantyhose/
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    The 80s music thread

    Jimmy Page & Paul Rodgers in "The Firm" YDjRFTIhxnA vd8LnqBXpJY&feature=related
  32. Facetious

    The 80s music thread

    This one ****** me up:******: 9LdpaYX6LdU B3roks0mc-Q
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    The 80s music thread

    rtWg01zBT0M&feature=related :banger: :banger: :banger: Ozzy • Breakin all the Rules jMhDmoY9BI4
  34. Facetious

    What has Happened to the Republican Party?

    In all fairness, why should the republican party be held responsible for the neglectful inactions of an uncooperative, disagreeable and quite frankly, trojan ***** of a mayor like Ray Nagan? Did Nagan ever have to face charges for anything? Adult Image Hosting What was Mr. Nagan thinking...
  35. Facetious

    Joe P just ****** away

    Nice legacy, Joe. Adult Image Hosting See no evil............. hear no evil .............. speak no evil... :facepalm: BTW... Brilliant venue for ********* boys, jerry.
  36. Facetious

    Which of my firearms should I use to **** spiders with?

    Oh, I will say, I did witness a rather large wolf spider hightail it into one of my lite hikers (boots) the other night... what a joy that was to learn, the damned thing had a spread of big hairy and spiny legs that could have clasped the rim around a silver dollar!... huge! and fast as you'll...
  37. Facetious

    Which of my firearms should I use to **** spiders with?

    http://board.freeones.com/Re: Which of my firearms should I use to **** spiders with? Don't **** them, just skillfully trap 'em arachnids against a flat surface with a clear water glass, when they enter the glass, quickly slide a CD case or a magazine under the glass and let'er rip outside in...
  38. Facetious

    Yeah, one of my pals turned me on to the music of Junior Brown just recently, he's an amazing...

    Yeah, one of my pals turned me on to the music of Junior Brown just recently, he's an amazing blues talent for certain!... he's kind of one of those ''best kept secret'' types of musicians, you know, the kind that doesn't necessarily seek out stardom, but just likes to play at intimate venues...
  39. Facetious

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Spaten Munchen Lager Adult Image Hosting :glugglug:
  40. Facetious

    New phone.

    Didn't he dress up that url nicely? Who would have ever known? ... The poor, poor unsuspecting fellows to be... and to think that it was executed from a guy perched atop a barstool nearest Hamtramck, Mich.:1orglaugh So, Diva, which tavern, sports bar or blues club are you attending tonight...
  41. Facetious

    New phone.

    Virus^^^^ Don't do it!!! Virus I say!
  42. Facetious

    Stephen Harper rips Obama on Pipeline Stall

    Of course the private sector business interest, TransCanada is lying to us... of course they are, it's a given and everybody knows it! You see, only the state department, Cornell University...:uhem: "Global Labor Institute" (sounds like a Soro's subsidiary/satellite/think tank) and some...
  43. Facetious

    Stephen Harper rips Obama on Pipeline Stall

    You keep China out of this... understand, Patty! :D Seriously, it looks like obama is advancing his renewable energy scheme with this one.:facepalm:
  44. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    If you like the blues, this is the ****! CQiukd_gYmw
  45. Facetious

    Bizarre Border Busts

    The length that people will go in order to get to the oppressive ol' USA... Imagine being sewn into the upholstery of a van seat or, well, look for yourself.:surprise: Amazing Images
  46. Facetious

    Stay Classy FreeOnes

    Jenna: retired too late, laddie.
  47. Facetious

    Stay Classy FreeOnes

    It's a disgusting marketing scheme of which I hope will fail! Where exactly has the intimacy gone? ... I don't know... probably shredded up in times past by the usual bald headed tattooed up rats with foot long cocks... creeps! This-> :facepalm: Oh, Pe:cthulhu:ra, before you leave, please...
  48. Facetious

    Rock Blues?

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  49. Facetious

    Epic Guitar

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