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  1. Facetious

    Fair and Balanced? Yeah right!

    Everybody answers objectively when Sam's name is perched atop the thread. :rofl2: Sam, Andrea is only reporting about "the rap on Iowa" being too white, too christian, too *** totin, too rural and well, just too plain conservative/traditional American in order to be a good indicator of how...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Samuel Smith's Imperial Stout
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    Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

    and it wasn't even a house full of bad memories. :facepalm: Hear-Here!
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    Best hangover cure?

    Re: Best hangover cure? Takes one advil, eats a banana, sips water (rehydrates) ... cancels my plan for the day or calls in sick and falls back ******.
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    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    Have both, then hit the gym and subtract calories. :nanner:
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    Liberals or Conservatives, Who's Cooler?

    Re: Liberals or Conservatives, Who's Cooler? Ice, Turn 30 years of age, shack up with a hun, maybe tie the knot, have a *** or two, pay down a mortgage, surrender about half of your gross income to to a faltering government, buy your hun a new vehicle, pay life, home & auto insurance premiums...
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    Woman tried to urinate on painting worth $30 million, police say

    Wrong Assignment, BITCH!!! ... Ask Galactic, he knows. ;) :cool:
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    911 Tells *** 'Do What You Have To Do'

    All of the stories that the msm would rather ignore, I get it. :cool:
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    Stephanie Cane :thumbsup: Blue eyed brunettes rule! http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=stephanie+Cane&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=4l915l1l4208l3l3l0l0l0l0l436l971l0.3.4-1l4l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1018&bih=396&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=3EYGT-6CFInUiALiqeE4...
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    Site stability issues. Please Read

    :eeew: Those are Dirky kind of servers, I was thinkin more along the line of the servers you'd find at, say ... Hooters... lots & lots of 'em! :lovecoupl
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    What pisses you off?

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    who is she from karups pc

    I'd appraise that she's Turkish or thereabouts(?) :1orglaugh :rofl:
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

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    911 Tells *** 'Do What You Have To Do'

    Warning shots can cause collateral damages... besides, if you fired a warning shot or shot, you'd only be ******* off the would be intruder(s) to the point where you'd have to worry about a payback visit, i.e. retaliation in the future. Get over this already, the guy was wielding a *****! In...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Conspiracies.. lots of 'em!

    The terrorist related anthrax scare.... Fabrication. :yesyes:
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    What pisses you off?

    Well, more than that...My cat is just the best! he opens doors & cabinets, he talks back, he looks me in the eye with his pretty blues and his favorite food is wild caught jumbo sized Gulf of Mexico prawns (the $17.00 per lb ones!) which I prepare for him on a daily basis. I could go on and...
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    Do you believe in Global Warming/Climate change?

    Also, highest temps by state ;) Imagine that you true believer nutters, 121ºƒ in North Dakota in the '30's!!! :rofl2: :clown: You've been had!... buy don't worry, I won't make you admit it.
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    Do you believe in Global Warming/Climate change?

    Re: Do you believe in Global Warming/Climate change? Yes I do, it's totally natural for our temperatures and climate conditions to vary, always has & always will... show me the evidence that says otherwise. The word they don't want you to know -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/interglacials
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    Post a random song lyric

    Something's at the edge of your mind, you don't know what it is Somethin' you were hopin' to find but your not sure what it is Then you hear the music and it all comes crystal clear (<not associated) The music does the talkin' says the things you want to hear I'm young, I'm wild and I'm free I...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Triumph • Magic Power
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Dokken * It's Not Love!
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    Iowa Caucus results in

    Cock. Ass-es. :facepalm:
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    Why are so many people obsessed with porn stars?

    Should read as.. "Gets horny looking at self in full length mirrors." ;)
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    Why are so many people obsessed with porn stars?

    This is starting to sound like the confession of a former P* or perhaps the sermon of a rehabilitating pron addict about to become a born again evangelical. º-0 :dunno: I enjoy the reading though, keep goin! ps - I don't necessarily disagree with the things you're posting, but this is stuff...
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    The ban on plastic bags

    I think you missed my point... I don't have a problem so much transitioning to other alternative grocery carrier options nor do I have a problem so much with the creation of laws that mandate such change, but what I do have a problem with is the government spearheading a plan to collect a dime...
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    The ban on plastic bags

    California is great if you can get beyond all of the social democrats that have dominated the political realm... good luck. :facepalm: Yep, this programme is a shakedown, no question in my mind. The thing that really pissed me off last night when shopping was the lovely homeless looking couple...
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    The ban on plastic bags

    Ha Ha! The anti plastic bag law went into effect here on January 1st and the grocery superstore I shopped at late last night was still distributing those evil plastic bags.. the only difference is, they're thicker plastic, they have handles, they cost a quarter a piece (introductory offer.. 79...
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    Why are so many people obsessed with porn stars?

    Re: Why are so many people obsessed with porn stars? 24 Grams, you're 4 g's shy of a ounce! Really, to each his or her own, we're all adults here, let it go. To the contrary, I like solo models best! Nope, not here.
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    The ban on plastic bags

    Plastic bags are an inevitability... try going a week without them... maggots, ants, stench and flies will ensue! Really, why not charge a dime for reusable plastic bags and get another use out of them? We use them anyway... and don't tell me about reusing paper bags... R-I-P!! ShAtTeR...
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    The ban on plastic bags

    I agree with your stand on the plastic pollution in our environment, but if the shopping bags are made larger, that means that much fewer of them will be distributed, and since we'd be paying for them, we'll be inclined to use them in place of what most of us are already buying, i.e...
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    Does this **** you off?

    Careful, there are a lot of devoted Lennon fans out there! :D
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    The ban on plastic bags

    article ..So the strong arm of government has now made it law: Retailers must charge a dime for each paper bag that goes out the front door of their businesses. My suggestion is for the retailers to get together with the manufacturers of plastic bags, and produce a plastic shopping bag that's...
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    What's for dinner at your place, tonight?

    Beef Stroganoff from scratch! Yep, I gotta london broil all ready to cut into strips.
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    Are you over-weight or under-weight?

    I could cut 5 - 7... don't **** me for saying so. :tongue:
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    You didn't mix it up with your beloved ****** and her hubby, did you? I remember you telling us...

    You didn't mix it up with your beloved ****** and her hubby, did you? I remember you telling us about those two. º-0 I'm just teasin. :jester: Hope you had a memorable and festive Christmas and I wish you a healthful, prosperous and loving :lovecoupl 2012 and beyond!
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    Fellow FO Members... I BEG YOU!

    Mike Rowe aside, all things "sustainable" seem to be nothing more than a scam c/o the left leaning on profits. just sayin BTW, I had some delicious Gulf of Mexico prawns last night... I thought that the Gulf was supposed to be a dead zone after the oil platform disaster?. :dunno:
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    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    ^ Guilty as charged. :o I think I'll whip up a batch of early-early AM Betty Crocker® blueberry muffins from the box... 2 eggs, 1/4 cup of canola... 1/2 a cup of water, bake & eat! :yummie: Still too much sugar and not enough fiber!
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    Been on a bender...

    ^ Are you like the employees of New Belgium brewery in Fort Collins who must ride their bikes to work? You're going to ride your "fat tired" bike home after the party? Remember now, you can be arrested for ******* biking... careful on the way home tonite....or rather, this AM! Also, it's...
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    Been on a bender...

    Whoopsy! :facepalm:
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    Been on a bender...

    The Holidays are over, numbskull, it's Jan. 2nd :tongue: :D I had to spoil it 4 u, sorry. :D Hey, what the hell, I have a few micros in my refer... thanks for reminding me! Try sobriety, galactic... then and only then will you be hammered! :yesyes:
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    A big owl of Kelloggs Sugar Corn Pops! :yummie:
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    Hey Now

    Re "Hey Now".... Don't ***** it's over! :shy: :o
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    What will your new years resolutions be?

    Great, those are all fine attributes, but aren't you missing one thing? To finally become an OSCM! :cool: for us :cool: :cool:
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    :uhem: There aren't enough citizens with concealed weapons permits in society, really, cc must be in the thousandths of a percent of population in California, what's to stop the criminal element?
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    Do You Take Naps?

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I Just got done with a 2 hr nappy! Adult Image Hosting So, don't ***** at night then! :cool: _____________________________________ M12 to SpexyAshleigh.... Dats all? :D
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