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Yumi

Well, I'm back. As you can tell from my posts to this very thread, I am not the best at giving up things which provide a dopamine hit and posting here appears to qualify. Don't think enough will sign up to keep this forum open long-term but I'll stick around till they turn the lights out completely.

2 - Arabelle Raphael ?

Might not be the best idea to pay upfront. If not enough people sign up to cover operating costs, the next step is to shut the whole thing down. Then you are in the position of needing to get refunded the money which can be a whole big thing.

Vika Levina

Sasha Hu

Natalia Tihomirova

Tub Mystique

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/21/malcolm-jamal-warner-dead-cosby-show/ Malcolm Jamal Warner has died.

45 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Emlen Tunnell, safety and return specialist for the New York Giants and Green Bay Packers. 2× NFL champion (1956, 1961) 6× First-team All-Pro (1949, 1951, 1952, 1954–1956) 2× NFL punt return yards leader (1951, 1952) NFL 1950s...

Everyone at a job fall into one of two categories: those who would rather be at home masturbating and weird, bootlicker idiots.

"Comply with our demands or we will tell everyone at your job that you would rather be at home masturbating." How worried are you?

"Bring me that vagina." Many are going to read that in a creepy, possessive way with images of armed men marching out. There are certainly other interpretations. I imagine a just starting out gynecologist telling his/her plucky assistant to get a specific person's vagina.

Either I am comprehending existence on a profoundly deeper level than I have experienced in my life or I am wrecked out of my fucking gourd.

That would mean I can't logically exist. Not really. Not in a really real way that matters.

I will tell you what chick I have masturbated to the most . . . in thread created for that very topic.

If I could intelligently communicate the insights I have while under the influence of THC those thoughts would form a foundational philosophy text. And I mean that.

Julia Boin

I would say "I'm the dullest person because I have never thrown up in a tuba" and all of you who have thrown up in a tuba would give me a penny.

Nienke Van Schijndel

https://www.espn.com/contributor/adam-schefter/e2ccbfcb1caa9 TJ Watt signs extension, is now highest paid non-QB in history. Again.

Danielle Sellers

Jackie Carter aka Stevie

Bianca www.plumperpass.com/t1/showgal.php?g=groups/990/59_1&s=585&uvar=MC4wLjAuMC4wLjAuMC4wLjA

52 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Patrick Willis, linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers. NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2007) 5× First-team All-Pro (2007, 2009–2012) Second-team All-Pro (2008) 2× NFL solo tackles leader (2007, 2009) 2× NFL combined tackles leader...

If they didn't have to pay for it, I bet a lot of parents would be more impressed by the expensive damage their ******** cause. Take some pride. It's not everybody's *** who has destroyed an entire The Home Depot garden center.

You know who never said "THIS IS MY PENIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME IT LOOKS LIKE THE BROKEN LAWN CHAIR AT THE HOTEL!!!"? Tom Hanks. Except we can't know he never said that. It's highly unlikely but we can never be certain.

If we ever do a Freeones production of a play I wrote called "The Blue Dawn: A Tale of Love and Betrayal in the New West." , I will play Dr.Kagan, the blustery psychiatrist with a dark past. A dark and secret past. A dark, secret and murderous past. A dark, secret, murd-" Sound of smack. "Stop...

Diarrheal diseases are a leading cause of death outside of the developed world. I draw your attention to the phrase "developed world" because diarrhea does not have the same gravity in America. I once ended a customer call at work with "I hope you get diarrhea and die You Miserable...

That did it. Thank you, @The Identifier.

This is interesting. Here is what I am seeing: I see the four stickied threads at the top and the first thread is Things that make the world Awesome! No sign of the book thread. Must be something on my end.

https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/whats-the-latest-book-youve-read.643164/ The above thread has a most recent post of July 11th at roughly 9:09PM EST but is not appearing at the top of the Freeones Talk section ( for me at least)

I recently finished a novel called Cleave the Sparrow by Jonathan Katz. It is certainly unique. I gave it four stars on Goodreads. After that, I read Survivor by JF Gonzalez for the second time (first time in '06) - still good. Currently reading How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying by...

Marina Paulo

"Let me ask you: if you found out that somebody at your job had been going around to people's desks and writing a homophobic slur on the fourth post it note back from the top so when the person pulls the last post it note off the top they would see that and it would be a funny prank? If that...

I thought there would be more bodily fluids.

Whoa, The Yak, that's a pretty intense and disturbing *****! 😱 It's interesting how our subconscious mind can dredge up our deepest fears and anxieties in our dreams, even if they're not always rational or based in reality. It sounds like this ***** might be tapping into some of your anxieties...

I have a recurring nightmare in which I am observed viewing pornography in public (not masturbating just looking at porn on phone) by a woman who makes a big deal about her baby being present. "That pervert was watching porn in front of my baby!". Fuck you, bitch. The baby isn't going to...

In September, my place of employment wants to take everyone to Cincinnati as a corporate loyalty test. It's a stupid workplace retreat thing and they say it's not mandatory but we all know what means. We recently had one of those anonymous workplace evaluation emails and somebody (it was not me...

I want to have a sampling of lesbians tell me what they don't like about penises and use their answers to improve my own penis. I ask lesbians because they are more honest than heterosexual women. Heterosexual women only speak in riddles. The lesbians would provide a vital female perspective on...

Streams of Pleasure

That's such an asinine name for a bill. Having every piece of legislation be a stupid acronym was at least clever in a sad, pathetic way. Not even trying anymore.

Have you ever not posted something because a voice in your head said it would be a problem if your account ever became famous for some reason? Then another voice comes along and tells you not to be ridiculous? Nobody is ever going to read the stupid, inane crap I write here. I should stop...

https://deadline.com/2025/07/julian-mcmahon-dead-1236449999/ Julian McMahon has died.

Interesting that the above gets past the censor untouched whereas other posts have been rendered unintelligible due to the removal of something completely innocuous.

A posh British accent, woman's voice, produces the most euphonious version of the spoken English phrase "You're such a slutty good boy for Mommy's cock".

I find Cameo, the service through which people can purchase personalized messages from moderately famous people, to be very depressing. In some cases, only a few hundred dollars will buy personalized birthday greetings from an individual who would be the most famous person I ever met were I to...

Octavia Red

I would be so much more successful if there had always been a sarcastic, large breasted goth girl around to smack me in the head and say "Stop being a dick".