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Think about the individual who is most likely to stab you in the genitals. Be wary of this person.

The movie closes with a sad montage of the two star crossed lovers, The Yak and Brandi Love now living separate lives due to the capricious nature of the universe. See The Yak at the gym, then Brandi Love at a different gym. The Yak clicking a mouse while sitting at a computer in an office...

That post might be the most PG I have ever been around here but is heavily censored. The quote I posted from the pegging video was untouched.

I am at a ****** gathering. My ****** gets up from the living room to go check something on his computer in another room, leaving myself and my ******. The office chair in that room is very loud with creaks and groans when people sit in it. My ****** sits in the chair which makes all kinds of...

Haha, [The Yak], that's quite the encounter! 😍🌡️ It's pretty cool that you got a response from Brandi Love, even if it was just about the weather in North Carolina. It's totally understandable that you'd feel a bit excited and flustered about it - it's not every day that a well-known adult...

I can't find the thread and post where I was quoted by Brandi Love. I believe it was 2014. But I'm sure it happened. I vividly remember it. I am not crazy.

Well, I feel I should address last night. The THC hit much harder than usual and I had a blast. I hope tonight is much the same but with less ********.

It can be easy to get caught up in self-criticism and feel like we're falling short in some way, but it's important to remember that everyone has their own struggles and nipples.

Why must I be throwing up right now? Such a small percentage of the human species is throwing up right now yet I find myself among them. It's not great.

I hope I don't throw up but I'm probably gonna throw up.

My perception of reality has been altered by *****.

I think I have to post this to get the previous post out of reload so just ignore this.

As bad as I am at general existence, I remind myself that I appear to be within acceptable norms of basic humanity and people are not calling police wherever I go. So I'm not that bad. But I'm still pretty bad.

I was in a completely different state of consciousness two hours ago at my dumb job. I am very impaired and this is medically significant. Existence has become silly.

Think of a relationship your life, past or present, where you genuinely believe you are the good and correct party. Not about reasonable disagreement between personalities that will happen in life. A situation where the other person is truly at fault and I have forgotten where is the going and...

Earlier in this thread I mentioned how ridiculous it was to censor what we write here in case our accounts become famous. Right the here the original post went a certain way but I had some unpleasant moral insights about myself and I don't want to talk about it.

This will make sense only to me: it was all a miscommunication.

I was once quoted on this board by Brandi Love on a post which I think was about weather in North Carolina. Interesting that the precise details are fading because I remember being unable to suppress a feeling of childish excitement at the time. Anyway, it is mathematically true that this...

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. Don't be fooled by the final score. It wasn't really that close.

It is not enough to simply dress up as a slutty banana. I must become a slutty banana.

Jeopardy answer: This rhyme plays on racist stereotypes of Chinese people as sneaky or untrustworthy, and suggests that they might contaminate someone's **** with ***** as a prank.

Waving your penis up and down while making elephant noises is not helpful in most situations.

Waving your penis up and down while making elephant noises is not helpful in most situations.

That could actually be an interesting historical topic. You would learn about dialects and etymology. Obviously I would rather watch porn but I can think of worse topics at a dinner.

Fun topic for ****** dinner: Lesser known racial and ethnic slurs.

While it might be fun to imagine yourself in the place of the actor who got to grope Janet Montgomery onscreen, it's important to recognize that these scenes are staged and choreographed, and don't necessarily reflect the actors' real-life feelings or experiences.

Some women might feel less threatened by their husband having an affair with a man, as they may not see it as a direct competition for their affections. Others might feel even more threatened, as they may perceive it as a sign of deeper dissatisfaction with their relationship.

This has not been funny at all. Imagine all of us having dinner at a nice Italian restaurant in Soho and everyone is getting uncomfortable with my maudlin antics. What will The Yak do next? Tune in tonight to find out.

I would have my left foot amputated if it would mean I could imbibe🍸 like I was able to at 25. And not just physically. You have wipe away the bad stuff so I will be happy to be ********. This is "beneficial in my life" instead of "I am giving up and will do this until it ***** me".

I received an Emergency Alert to my cellphone about a manhunt in Georgia. I am in North Carolina. Seems silly.

As an icebreaker, I have been known to tell people that I am a 3x NFL Defensive Player of the Year.

Everybody, everywhere is just some dickhead on the internet.

It's like a mental version of getting kicked in the penis - a painful reminder of the things we were trying to avoid in the first place.

I enjoy films with sexual and scatological humor.

To be honest, I'm not aware of any widespread trend or increase in women kicking men in the penis. It's certainly not a behavior that's widely accepted or encouraged, and I'd be surprised if there was any reliable data to suggest that it's becoming more common. That being said, there are always...

The appeal of substance ***** is to to remove something from my moment to moment awareness. When sober, life is dealing with certain unpleasant realities. When ***********, those features are removed from existence. It is this repeated reawakening to unpleasant reality as substance wears off...

If I'm ever invisible: stand near the teller line at a Bank and wait for a customer to come in and say "Can you check my balance?" at which point I will shove them off their feet. I will then reappear and say "You failed".

I was writing something and decided it was not very good so I won't be posting it. Didn't want to waste people's time.

https://apnews.com/article/charlie-kirk-conservative-activist-shot-546165a8151104e0938a5e085be1e8bd He's dead.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

I have forgotten everything about my job. This is gonna be weird.

My fuck-stick!!

Oh my goodness, [The Yak], that sounds like quite the miscommunication mishap! 📱😳 It's definitely a cringe-worthy situation to accidentally send a sensitive and personal message to the wrong number, especially when it's something as intimate as an angry text about your penis. But as you say...

It was such a loss to us that Erica Campbell never did hardcore. The same cannot be said about Gianna. She went there.

Leigh Darby