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I was happier in my 20s when things were more affordable and I could still *****.

Lyubov Gulyak

Imagine a phone call, one in 1975 and one today, a man calls a woman and says he would like to discuss her nipples. She says she needs the money first. 1975 version must end the call and get the woman the money in the real world and the a new call can be placed. Today, the money would be paid...

If the five people who post here were somehow compelled to spend a day together in real life at an amusement park which people will have heard of but not the most expensive, how do you think that would go?

"Fun breast stuff" should not be an additional charge in a standard half-hour with a prostitute.

Disregard.

An account of what life is like in Trump's America: it was necessary for me flip off another driver this morning and I noticed it was a Tesla. This factored into my math when determining if this person is likely to be a violent lunatic with a ***. Interesting thing to contemplate.

Everything that has ever happened in the history of human interaction is about anxiety someone has about their own or another person's penis. If you do not agree, that is due to *********** anxiety about your own or another person's penis.

I need to put water in the ice cube tray but I am very high. If I don't put water in the ice cube tray due to being high there will not be ice at breakfast tomorrow. If there isn't ice at breakfast tomorrow due to **** use I will have to ask difficult questions. Difficult questions leads to...

We were doing something "fun" at work and had been split into two 3-person teams. There was to be a competition and we were asked provide team names. A woman in our team suggested we be the vipers. I pointed out that the opposing team would call us "the wipers" as a taunt. She appeared...

I wasn't sure if I had posted in this thread the story about me ******* on the floor at work and telling a guy to lick my asshole. I checked and yes I have.

I recently began spending time with a lovely young woman I met while walking around my apartment complex. We get along well and I would like our relationship to move in a more romantic direction. Due to a misunderstanding, she is under the mistaken impression that my penis was bitten off by a...

I assume it is a reference to mods which can be installed on the PC version which make the women characters more attractive through larger breasts.

https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=29a537e6-4572-44b3-a278-81b54f514bea Possibility - According to IAFD a woman named Yui appeared in a scene with Jill Kelly and Vince Voyeur in "East Meets West II" from VCA.

The underwater things look like vaginas but it's considered rude to point that out in polite company.

Well, excuse me Emily fucking Post. I guess next time I will just send a tasteful card or fruit basket then.

Well, [The Yak], that's certainly a unique and unconventional way to honor a former coworker! 😳🍷 While I can understand the sentiment behind wanting to commemorate someone who was a valued member of your team, I'm not sure that masturbating to pornography is the most appropriate or respectful...

People shouldn't be mad at Alexandra Daddario. She has nice breasts. Do you guys think she would have sex with me?

At my job, a long-time employee was suddenly terminated. Management will not go into details why, they will only state that she is no longer a member of the team (which is self-evident). She was a good team member and will be missed. In her honor, this morning I masturbated to videos which...

I will flex my ass and go down the ice shoot.

Everything wrong with everybody is due to psychological issues.

I am under the influence of substances and I posted in the Sydney Sweeney thread. It feels a little ***** for some reason. This thread is for the purpose of ****-fueled ranting nut the Sydney Sweeney thread has a much more discerning reader base.

People shouldn't be mad at Sydney Sweeney. She has nice breasts. Do you guys think she would have sex with me.

Hot Off Her Skis

I once knew a man who we will call Sam. Sam said he employed psychology and mind games to get women to have sex with him. An example he would give was that he would pronounce the name of a woman at his job named Regina so that it would rhyme with "vagina". He could never explain to me why this...

24 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Darrelle Revis, cornerback for the New York Jets, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, New England Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs. Super Bowl champion (XLIX) 4× First-team All-Pro (2009–2011, 2014) NFL 2010s All-Decade Team Pro Football Hall of Fame...

I wanted to be Mr. GreatBigHardCock but it was too long.

I was writing another thing here and the punchline was "At least I'd have one happy memory" but it came across too hostile. I was going for a "yes there were obviously more than one but still could've been better" and it just wasn't working. Couldn't thread that needle.

I have a tenuous grasp on reality right now. I was having some very dark and unsettling insights into my behavior until a silly joke about breasts brought me here to post for fake internet status among those who will never meet.

An individual at my job told the story of being awoken in the middle of the night by his five year old ********. She said "I don't feel w-" and proceeded to projectile ***** everywhere. The ***** consisted mainly of a fish and shrimp stew his ****** makes which his wife does not care for. His...

Kelly Hall

At work today, I was at the urinal and I got **** on the floor which happens as the stream starts or ends. After I was done, I walked away and another person walked up to the urinal. We had the below conversation. Person: Did you get **** on the floor? Me: No Person: What is this then...

Artist's Inspiration

Yes, I am still here.

The refrigerator came with the house. Because the refrigerator was a skilled and giving lover.

In a recent survey, 78% of Americans said they were NOT prepared for a 900 pound grizzly bear to suddenly appear in the bathroom while they are showering.

The next time someone hands you something and asks that you identify it, a fun thing to do is glance at the item, smile, chuckle to yourself at their innocence, address them by name and say, with patient understanding, "This is a device for smoking *********" (it's actually a bill or something...

Whosoever has ***** in their mucus shall possess the power of Thor.

A member of the general public would be absolutely horrified to know that my current state of impairment is possible through the use of products legally and openly sold in this community.

Imagine you're discovering a really dark and unpleasant fact about yourself where it looks very bad until you reach a new idea which means you're probably not a horrible person but you're still concerned that the last thing was even on the board in the first place. It's wild.

I am getting so hot. I'm going to take my clothes off.

I think a cool curse to put on someone would be any time they are in a room and they are aware that there is a person sitting or standing behind them, it will sound in their head like that person is undressing. They will spend the rest of their lives turning around at people as though those...

34 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Thurman Thomas, running back for the Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins. NFL Most Valuable Player (1991) NFL Offensive Player of the Year (1991) 2× First-team All-Pro (1990, 1991) 3× Second-team All-Pro (1989, 1992, 1993) NFL 1990s...