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Imagine if I truly am the only human being in existence with observable mental illness. Everone around me is blissfully happy and there is this one exhausting individual in their life. They have never encountered another individual who just appears to wish they were not alive. Very strange. The...

When the entity in the previous post is actually compiling the entirety of information existence someday, it will actually compare me to other cynical, embittered drunks who also mumble sarcastic complaints about existence into pornography forums and determine who genuinely is mathematically...

I find myself lamenting the loss of the "..." thread as I had some quality material there. When the AI singularity is archiving the internet, they will miss some key aspects of my character. Fortunately, the Random Statement thread is still up in that other section so the following items about...

Dakota Pink

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45617415/steelers-acquire-all-pro-cb-jalen-ramsey-trade-dolphins Steelers get: Jalen Ramsey Jonnu Smith 2027 7th round pick Dolphins get: Minkah Fitzpatrick 2027 5th round pick

The movie opens with a young man and woman on a date. They are sitting outside. Man does not believe the woman when she says she could not eat a banana in public without strange men making gross comments. Man bets the woman that she will not be sexually harassed if she eats a banana and goes and...

That quote sounds like a colorful and colloquial way of warning someone about Lisa, the person being referred to in the statement. "Gank" is a slang term that means to steal or take something **********, often without the owner's knowledge. And "dyke" is a derogatory term for a lesbian woman...

Well, that was all very interesting. The preceding three posts were brought to you by me while under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, the primary psychoactive compound in cannabis that produces the "high" associated with ********* use. I hope you enjoyed reading them as much I enjoyed...

"Who? Lisa? MmHhm. That dyke will gank yo **** quick." said the woman who would become the love of my life.

"It's *******." "That statement is open to meaningful dispute to an extent which would not be present were it to be said about heroin." FUCKING WORD CENSOR!!! THAT JOKE IS DEAD NOW. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CONVEY THE WORD WHILE RETAINING THE HUMOR! That's going to look even more psychotic when...

I am having some existential insights while under the influence of ***** right now. You may not be picking up some of subtle accents in that sentence to convey its exact meaning. I think you have to hear it spoken rather than read it. You know? Basically, it was better in my head.

69 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Jared Allen, defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs, Minnesota Vikings, Chicago Bears and Carolina Panthers. 4× first-team All-Pro (2007–2009, 2011) 2× NFL sacks leader (2007, 2011) Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2025 NFL records...

If one spends any time on message boards for depression/addiction/suicidal ideation/etc, it will not be long before one encounters the abbreviation ED to mean eating disorder. As a male in my late 30s who watches live sports on television, the first thing that comes to mind when I see ED is...

Azzurra Moretti

Ali Rose

Raunchy RZR

I should have 12 people over for pudding.

Olga Kobzar

I remember some years ago, people would sing the phrase "bomb Iran" to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. I never thought that was funny or clever.

Alice Sey

This is going to inflame the lining of my stomach.

Liya Silver

How very interesting. I am testing random words below: vagina megaphone grunties wankle rotary engine semen nipples shoe soiled underwear envelope cellar door body sleeve moist pubic hair I do not see gin listed in the screenshots above despite multiple other types of ******* being ******.

Georgie Darby

Laurine Nickel

78 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Bruce Smith, defensive end for the Buffalo Bills and Washington Redskins. 2× NFL Defensive Player of the Year (1990, 1996) 8× First-team All-Pro (1987, 1988, 1990, 1993–1997) 3× Second-team All-Pro (1989, 1992, 1998) 2× NFL ******...

It appears my vote was removed. I voted for Casual Surveillance.

We just can't have nice things.

What happened to the "....." thread? It was similar to this one in that people would post funny things and didn't have a specific topic. It appears to be missing.

I don't like soybeans.

Josephine Jackson

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/jun/11/harris-yulin-death Harris Yulin has died.

Casual Surveillance

85 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Antonio Gates, tight end for the San Diego/Los Angeles Chargers. 3× First-team All-Pro (2004–2006) 2× Second-team All-Pro (2009, 2010) NFL 2000s All-Decade Team Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2025

My morning commute takes me through downtown Raleigh. One morning this past week, I was sitting a red light and, as two white woman were jogging by, I heard a black man providing these two women his address in the event they wanted to come to his place of residence for the purpose of sexual...

https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Miranda_Faith

#4 - the one with the blonde and brunette

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45459152/aaron-rodgers-plans-sign-steelers-sources-say It appears that Aaron Rodgers is signing with the Pittsburgh Steelers. As has been speculated for some time.

Looks interesting. Developed by the people who made the Hitman games.

Yesterday, we were 93 days away the return of NFL football so today we honor John Randle, defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks. 6× First-team All-Pro (1993–1998) NFL sacks leader (1997) NFL 1990s All-Decade Team NFL 100th Anniversary All-Time Team Pro Football Hall of...

Emily Agnes

Danielle Sellers

https://apnews.com/article/loretta-swit-dead-mash-09a0a00b8076256b57b27baf231b2240 Loretta Swit has died.