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  1. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    I have good material in that other thread in the Talk section also. Don't miss it. None of this will be preserved.
  2. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Can you say ********** here?
  3. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I sent an angry text about my penis to a wrong number but I didn't know it was a wrong number. Their responses were reasonable with who I thought I was texting and it was only after several messages back and forth that we realized our error. That was embarrassing. Embarrassing enough that I...
  4. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Much of what I say, do and believe is really stupid if you think about it.
  5. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I am going to launch a standalone app.
  6. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Everyone knows I'm on ***** right? Not just you people reading I mean those around me on this airplane?
  7. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I'm not as happy with the previous post. It's starts high brow with the ridiculous notion that such a scenario should be considered and then ends with lazy blue humor and misogyny.
  8. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I have devoted considerable thought to what I would do if I had to kick a person while they are peeing in order to avoid some dire consequence. I would go to a mall and target men in their late 50s. At that age, they should stout enough not to sustain injury but also be, on average, at a...
  9. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I guess less is more when dealing with THC. If I take too much, it just puts me to *****. If I get the dosage right, then I am more inspired to write my bullshit here for the enjoyment of others.
  10. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Back when the little known WGN series "Salem" was airing, I recall being particularly attracted to lead actress Janet Montgomery (with whom I share an exact birthday). I often experienced maladaptive daydreams about having sexual intercourse with her. There is a season 3 episode in which her...
  11. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I had posted a picture of eggs that looked like breasts in the .... thread. Now there is a similar picture here. I also recall posting a picture of a pastry roll that looked like a vagina. Those were good times.
  12. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

  13. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    It has been 207 days since a meaningful NFL football game was played. Today, the long national nightmare known as the "Offseason" comes to an end. NFL football is back.
  14. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Calligraphy isn't really a sport. It's more of a craft.
  15. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    "NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!"
  16. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    You don't think I could afford a $1,500 jacket?
  17. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    My Kindle is now advertising laxatives to me. Obviously, Amazon knows my age but it still feels a little hostile.
  18. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I'm high again. That's nice. I had something about hidden cameras in women's dressing rooms but I seem to have forgotten.
  19. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    I blew my nose in the garage and it made these two pigeons ****** each other.
  20. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I saw a shooting star and wished that a former supervisor would get a painful rash on his scrotum.
  21. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    Untreated mental illness has had a significant impact on my life.
  22. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    The writing on the cake was supposed to read "I'm going to eat pie alone". Instead, it was " I'm going to die alone". They said they would call me back.
  23. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Haha, [The Yaky], it's hard not to feel like you've got the moral high ground compared to a serial butt-sniffer! 😂🍑 But in all seriousness, it's a good reminder that there are all kinds of people out there with all kinds of strange and sometimes harmful behaviors. While it's easy to feel smug...
  24. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Looks like Stoya and Sasha Grey.
  25. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    That's inspired by a joke from the Hulu show "Shoresy". I will not be accused of plagiarism.
  26. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Faking a jellyfish sting might be an effective way of getting women to *** on me.
  27. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Someone must have an interesting story about things they have put in their butt.
  28. The Yak

    Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s Second Presidency

    https://metro.co.uk/2025/08/30/donald-trump-dead-rumours-hit-social-media-president-not-seen-public-days-24033638/ How cool would that be?
  29. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

  30. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Moments ago, of where and when I was. I believed it was several hours earlier than it actually was and turned down a certain hallway. This would be very strange for me do to be doing doing at the actual current time. I am very impaired right now.
  31. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    "Every single of one of your problems is about your penis. Why not be rid of it?! " You wouldn't understand. You don't have a penis."
  32. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I already told the hips, thighs and buttocks one. That was funny.
  33. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Sometimes I get anxiety about what could happen if I were injured, completely innocently, during an encounter with a sex worker and needing hospitalization, what I would say when asked about the woman I was with. Then I remember nobody will care or even notice my absence.
  34. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I decided to read back through this thread to look for examples of misogyny and there are some.
  35. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Mainly around the hips, thighs and buttocks.
  36. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    I would like find large sums of money in easy-to-carry bags.
  37. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Wow, [The Yak], that sounds like quite the vacation plan! 😎🏈🌿💃 It's clear that you're looking forward to some rest, relaxation, and indulgence during your time off. Between watching football, enjoying THC, and engaging with sex workers, you'll certainly have plenty to keep you busy and...
  38. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I do not go back to work until September 9th. My vacation will feature football, THC and sex workers.
  39. The Yak

    Scarlett Johansson

  40. The Yak

    Funny photos

  41. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

  42. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46098144/sources-micah-parsons-traded-packers-gets-record-contract Dallas trades Micah Parsons to the Packers.
  43. The Yak

    Full-length vintage porn movies

    https://xhamster.com/videos/other-peoples-honey-1992-9829581#
  44. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I'm fine.
  45. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    It sounded like somebody outside yelled "NOOO!!!!" and was in some distress but haven't heard anything further. If a bunch of gunman burst in and **** everyone I will be very high when it happens.
  46. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    People yell at me when I'm masturbating.
  47. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I saw a video of a young woman who was doing a video blog of her daily life. She was filming in Barnes and Noble and noticed a strange man being weird towards her. Later in the video she catches him smelling her butt and it is revealed that he is known to authorities as a serial butt sniffer in...
  48. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    People suddenly ******** would be scary.
  49. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    COCK!!!
  50. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh for Christ's sake. Consume ******* in order to become *********** which I used to enjoy immensely.
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