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Lily Roma

Maria Zakharova

Holly Haim

99 days until the return of NFL football.

Frisky is a better name for a cat than penis.

Imagine a racehorse who starts out with a really offensive racist name. As the ***** wins more races and is moving up, someone will eventually mention a name change and the horses name would get less racist as they win more. I think that is true of people also.

Dose of Daylight

The ad read "Lonely Hot MILFs" and I thought that seemed like a contradiction. If the MILFs are hot it seems unlikely they would lack for companionship. Or perhaps the hot MILFs were missing a deeper human connection. While there was plentiful physical connections available, they were yearning...

As a youth, I would use the phrase "long range drone ******" as a euphemism for ************. I did not have any friends.

Years ago, I was *********** at work and was observed, by a supervisor, to be stumbling near my desk. I knew I had to say something or he would think (correctly) that I had been consuming ******* in the bathroom while watching YouTube videos of surgery on ingrown toenails (only women's toes...

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45259729/indianapolis-colts-owner-ceo-jim-irsay-dies-65 Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay has died.

An attempt to ban the tush push failed today. A new award will be presented each season for the best offensive lineman in the league - the Protector of the Year. That'll be interesting.

The schedule was announced last week. Just noticed there was not a post about it. Cowboys at Eagles opens the season.

Azzurra Moretti

It was a hypothetical situation - the person whose shoe I inserted into myself doesn't actually exist. Anyway, I am not high anymore. It was fun for a while but I had taken too much and eventually it got to a point where I just had to lie down. Got plenty of *****, that's always good. Here...

Years ago, I was watching a YouTube video with the audio of a prank call with a Mr. Rogers soundboard. Instead of just linking it here I am going to describe it to you because I'm a penis. Anyway, a few minutes into the call, Mr.Rogers asks the woman if she knows what a pediatrician is and she...

Nata Lee

Maya Shakhnazarova

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45181713/sources-niners-brock-purdy-finalizing-5-year-265m-deal Brock Purdy signing 5 year, $265 million deal.

Monica Sims

Renata Daninsky

Evita Lima

Hayden

Julia Liepa

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45082172/shoulder-injury-******-saints-qb-derek-carr-retire Derek Carr is retiring due to shoulder injury.

Niemira

Let's recap some news: George Kittle signed a large extension with the 49ers. Brock Purdy is next on the docket. George Pickens traded to Dallas. Carolina releases Jadeveon Clowney in a movie which saves about 7 million in cap space.

At my job, we use an application called Pathway. There is also a team group chat in which people can post messages to which the entire team has visibility. A woman who works on the team posted the following message when the Pathway application crashed: "Pathway just went down on me. Anyone...

The Righteous Gemstones (HBO) has ended it's run. Very good show. Of the Danny McBride HBO shows, I enjoyed it more than Eastbound & Down though not as much as Vice Principals.

Through the Roof

Krissy Lynn

Kristen Pyles

Gloria Sol

Polina Chevedaeva

Polina Chevedaeva

Evil Streak

Olga Kobzar

Ekaterina Shiryaeva

Stella Tiana Stegmann

Wesslie

Danny Hernandez

Why do Marx and Engels ***** herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Anna Wolf