Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Looking at the thread topic and speaking of Dino, has anyone seen him around? He's been MIA for over a month I think..

He was b.anned for racism.

 

[Torre82]

Since, before long, we wont be seeing each other ever again..

(Unless everyone magically becomes Bronze members to stay aboard)

It has been a pleasure reading all of your nonsense.

 

[Torre82]

AH yes, a video about payment processors.

 

[The Yak]

Well, I'm back. As you can tell from my posts to this very thread, I am not the best at giving up things which provide a dopamine hit and posting here appears to qualify. Don't think enough will sign up to keep this forum open long-term but I'll stick around till they turn the lights out completely.

 

[The Yak]

 

[Torre82]

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I'm not entirely sure what to say about this... water buffalo? Yak? Reasonably well-armed ******?
The great news is that he is utterly prepared for any confrontation.
But.. bruh. Thumbs. Can a ***** get some thumbs?

 

[Pornfan99]

Okay ..; meant to post this HERE, earlier today!

 

[The Yak]

 

[The Yak]

I think a cool curse to put on someone would be any time they are in a room and they are aware that there is a person sitting or standing behind them, it will sound in their head like that person is undressing. They will spend the rest of their lives turning around at people as though those people were taking off their clothes. It would lead to some interesting conversations.

 

[The Yak]

I am getting so hot. I'm going to take my clothes off.

 

[Pornfan99]

(I said)
It's gettin' hot in here
(So hot)
So take off all your clothes

(Nelly, hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly, just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah

(Nelly, hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly, just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, baby, make it ah, ah

Stop placin', time wastin'
I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement
(What?)
I'm just kiddin' like Jason, oh, unless you gon' do it

 

[The Yak]

Imagine you're discovering a really dark and unpleasant fact about yourself where it looks very bad until you reach a new idea which means you're probably not a horrible person but you're still concerned that the last thing was even on the board in the first place. It's wild.

 

[The Yak]

A member of the general public would be absolutely horrified to know that my current state of impairment is possible through the use of products legally and openly sold in this community.

 

[The Yak]

Whosoever has ***** in their mucus shall possess the power of Thor.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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Don't twist them. Unless the pain brings further excitement, then yeah, twist them you horny freak.
I like to have my nipples played with.
If my wife pisses me off, and needs to go away, all I have to do, is lick my fingers and start playing with my nipples. She'll shudder, shake her head, and walk away.
I also really, really like to twist and pull on nipples.

 

[The Yak]

The next time someone hands you something and asks that you identify it, a fun thing to do is glance at the item, smile, chuckle to yourself at their innocence, address them by name and say, with patient understanding, "This is a device for smoking *********" (it's actually a bill or something which couldn't possibly be used for smoking). That person will think you're being weird.