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Yeah and you can read this, while your at it.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2621745 I firmly stand by my rant, in that particular thread.

All I will say is.. next time you see a thread posted by a 'noob' or even an established member, just ask yourself 'Does this thread actually add anything to the board??' If you can put hand on heart and say 'yes, it's worth reading', then fine. If, like me, you see another 'What colour is...

If you're not from the UK, you probably won't have heard about this. Radio/Tv presenters Russell Brand and Jonothan Ross have outraged many people with a series of lewd and suggestive messages, left on the answerphone of respected actor Andrew Sachs (Remember 'Manuel' from Fawlty Towers..?) The...

"Dear Mr Hulk, As you are no doubt aware, there have been certain difficulties in maintaining our current levels of crimefighting and as of late, this has been causing us some concerns. It is therefore with deep regret, that I have to inform you that your services will no longer be required. I...

No... you just have 'Salty-Pork' issues :hatsoff:

Interesting... :hatsoff:

Ya big wet feckin Teabag.. Annoyance: People who own multiples of the same pet. ie: You see someone walking around with 5,6,7 or even more, dogs... WHY??? I can understand maybe two at most (a couple of dogs would be company for each other when you're not around) But half-a-dozen...

Looks like he nailed me to the wall on that one.. Whaaa.. He got ******?! Oh dear God.. I'll bet he's sooo bummed-out right now, perhaps his 'depression' will plumb new depths..

Re: would you consider having more than 1 account? Considering you're ******..I guess it should now read: Re: would you consider having an account?:hatsoff:

Yup.. your 'loner' thread certainly made me miserable.. for 30 seconds. But I'm ok now 'cos there's :boobies: waiting to be looked at.

So, we need to stop watching porn and just sit and worry about life's problems? Actually, that sounds much worse than 'losing' yourself to porn. In that context, porn is a release, in much the same way that watching a movie or reading a book is.. The only difference is that more people find...

I'm pretty sure this was debunked as a myth, by the band themselves.. In anycase, the idea that a band could produce an album which was in any way, synchronised with an unrelated movie seems ludicrous. It would take a lot of careful and patient writing of the songs, to achieve that kind of...

Ditto.. I'm very happy with darkwarrior's life..:dunno: problems we face...? er.. actually I have very little problem with porn. This seems to be more of an issue with you..

There's an outside world? Anyhoo.. if it's so abhorrent to be here, WTF are you still posting for?.. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING ACCOUNT, NOW ! :2 cents:

In the air tonight - Phil Collins Your boss offers you a payrise... in return for a blowjob

Fucking pervs... BTW how do I get a pass to the next one...??

**** & Melons..

*Official - Life no longer stinks! I just found out that I got a new job... and it's rubbish. Well, to be more precise, it's in waste recycling.. but hey, it's work. :nanner:

Don't fear the reaper - Blue oyster cult. You're mugged by a five year old, armed with a lollipop..

mmmmmmmmmmelons..

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/10/17/50-phenomenal-fractal-art-pictures/ :hatsoff:

Life stinks... I just found out today, that I'm going to be out of a job shortly. The 'credit crunch' has caught up with me and it's gonna hurt. I have been looking around for a new job for some time, but now, it just got urgent..

Maybe she had a pet cockroach called Abraham Lincoln and one day she stood on it, in a fit of rage.... it could happen.

I'm tempted to post the Pet Shop Boys again..:)

What have I done to deserve this? - Pet Shop Boys Your lottery numbers finally come-up... too bad, you forgot to buy your ticket this week.

wrong spelling.. It should be; jkgjkklhkk

Come Together - The Beatles. You grow a beard, but have to go on the run after being mistaken for Osama Bin Laden..

It's the End of the World as We Know It - R.E.M. Erica Campbell is selling kisses for no-less than $1.00 a go.. All the money you have left in the world, amounts to 97 cents.

Kinda puts the 'Live fast, Die young' motto to bed..huh

A simple PM, to a Moderator should do the trick. :hatsoff:

Fondle Tunsty's Willy :thumbsup:

Oh come on.. the sex can't be that bad. Anyway, he won't be able to stay conscious long enough for that. ;) Failing that.. have a sing-song about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQfuzNGT58

I'd very much like to say, she was my last girlfriend.. But life has NEVER been that kind to me.. (to put it another way - No idea)

Good try... but try posting it in picture-form... much more amusing.:hatsoff:

:bs:

Nude-Housemaid

There aint no fucking Croc big enough for THAT job..

No, No, No... I'm afraid it's Bullshit. My cock is actually 12 1/2" Freeones is the best free porn forum on the net..

A fun game for all the (adult) ****** Post something that could be true... or just bullshit. If the next person guesses correctly, they can then post their own... If the first guess is wrong, the original poster goes again with a new truth/bullshit. I have a 12" cock..

Oh Hello.. I'm Herbert J. Tunstynacker aka 'tunsty' aka 'fugly guy' You won't remember me, but I used to be funny...:wave2:

I've got a feeling that I know this first one.. leave it with me.

Normally I don't mind cleaning my car out.. Only problem is, those *****-soaked carpets in the boot, are a bugger to clean, once I've dumped the bodies out of it. :hatsoff:

Those guys are wankers.. *OFFICIAL* :thumbsup:

Hmmm.. not sure I get it. Tell you what.. I'll come back and read this, next week.. I'll have had time to think about it, then.

Yeah, that's a good idea.. Let me just make a note of tha... DAMMIT :crash:

Hi.. I'm 90% man. :helpme:

Fuckalicious.. I shall be engaging in a full and hearty wank, later this evening, with some of those pics.