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Only to see the lovely Vicki Butler-Henderson :nanner:

Your welcome, little boy :*****:

Speaking as someone with their finger firmly on the pulse of porn, I can honestly say, without any doubt.. that I've never heard of this Jelena person, she's just a figment of your imagination.

[weeps] I KNEW there must be other like me :bowdown:

Continued: Georges told Mr Smilie that he should :****:, until he was :moon: then he should log-on to Freeones and look at some :boobies: So, Mr Smilie thought this might work, so he did as Georges asked.. Unfortunately, Mr Smilie had a bit too much :****: and couldn't remember his...

This is Mr Smilie :):hi: Mr Smilie has a problem :helpme:, he's having trouble 'performing' :lame: in bed. So Mr Smilie decided to seek some advice.. First, he went to see a :clown:. The clown told him to go to a :partysml: Mr Smilie wasn't sure that would work, so he went to see :batman...

Re: 'Oldest musical instrument' found Unfortunately, it can't be put on display as Keith Richards won't let go of it..

You don't 'alf talk some bollocks... MY kinda man! :glugglug:

Haven't you been reading this thread ???? Look.. Torre (aka MegaCPUkiller34) is trying to bring down Freeones, from his secret treehouse lair in Jeremy Clarkson's back garden. He's starting the destruction of Freeones with Kristoflaw, before moving on to us lesser-important members... At this...

Y'know... I kinda miss him :******:

Well, I was struggling to find candidates for my next crazy thread poll, but I guess I need look no further :nanner:

:*****: Anyway... You were going to tell us a funny joke... ;)

You can still be in a bigger h2h league of randomly picked teams as well as TT's. The Premierleague site rules say up to 15 private leagues. I assume that's a mix of h2h + classic leagues I'm currently in league 34297 (random h2h league) + Ring of Fire (TT's h2h league) :hatsoff:

ditto:hatsoff:

Re: Funniest Thing I've eVer Seen N My Life! Pissed Myself Twice And Broke A Rib Watc :dunno:

David Beckham has already put his name down for one.

here are some other fantasy football games that I like to play.. Have a go yourselves: Yahoo: http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football (Free to enter - no prizes) Sky Sports: http://fantasyfootball.skysports.com (Free to enter - prizes) Daily Mail...

It wasn't blue before you visited.. you just swore a lot that day :D

It's a little known fact, that I'm the sole person allowed to sponge-off the aforementioned sweat from Petra's body. Oh, and congrats to me on 7000 posts.. I never thought that post #7000 would be about sponging sweat from a person's body, but there you go :helpme:

This amazing earth.... what a pity we're hell-bent on trying to destroy it.

I think it's a case of 'when' rather than 'if' he goes.. As soon as the asking price (or near to) is met, he'll go. I'll be very sorry to see him go, it's so typical of managers to sell the best players they have.

Just checked the league.. bit of a disappointing turnout at the moment. I suppose there's still time..

I was out driving my car today and I noticed a small greenfly on the inside of the driver-side window. Being in a kindly, benevolent mood, I decided to wind the window down and give it the opportunity to fly out into the outside world... Unfortunately, it didn't take that opportunity and as...

Not here in the UK.. Billiards is a completely different game to pool.

For your guys, describe for me, a girl, what an erection feels like for you Hmmm.. that's a hard one :dunno: Ahem.. okay, you know when you get cramp in a muscle and it stiffens, well it's kinda like that, but not in a painful way. Surprisingly though, rubbing does help to reduce the...

Just replying to Supadupafly's statement... (actually , I was thinking the same, but I didn't like to say)

Actually, I'm a complete bastard... especially when I lose at billards and have to buy the beers :mad:

***** 3 Governor Andrews: Let me see if I have this correct, Lieutenant. It's an 8-foot creature of some kind, with acid for ***** and it arrived on your spaceship. It ***** on sight, and is generally unpleasant.

Broke.. or just tight? :D

Re: What book are you currently reading? 'I know you got soul - Jeremy Clarkson' Heavy stuff, I tell ya.. :D

Now hold on just a minute..! I won't have anyone bad-mouthing Derby County.. Oh alright, go on then.. :1orglaugh

That's why I've got the spare arse.. ;) :1orglaugh

No problem.. Now could someone please forward those Uni-bond league administration papers to 'Gers and Celtic.. After all, they would have to 'earn' their place in the EPL, wouldn't they?.. just like every other team in the land... But wait a minute..what's that I hear Gers and Celtic...

That'll be the Repo-job of the century.. "Start diggin' Bert.. he's down there somewhere..."

No, an 'actual' meal.. (no 'afters' of any kind... well, maybe except the ice-cream kind)

Does anyone care about the Scottish Premier League? Only when I'm putting Rangers or Celtic down on my coupon for a banker home-win.. God-bless such a **** league :glugglug:

Oh great... #17 posts and I still haven't had a mention. What is it?.. my bad breath?.. my BO?.. my three eyes and two arses?.. what, WHAT? :dunno:

local takeaway, for a nice sit-down meal and a pleasant chat? :dunno: just askin'.. :hi:

Question for all.. Which fixture are you most looking forward to? Although I'm not a fan of either of the 'mancs' teams, I'd love to see united get humiliated by city... home and away ! and I reckon city will never have a better chance of doing it.. :glugglug: ps#1: Tevez to do 'the...

If anyone is interested in having a go at some score predictions, I have created a mini-league on the Premierleague site Code FCF0C-ELA link to game: http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/

No, their value can go higher than 12.5

TT has set one up. Code: 11033-51347 :hatsoff: TT

Yes, their value will increase/decrease according to how well they perform. You will find that the sale-value of a player that you have in your team, will increase/decrease as well, though not usually by as much as their purchase value.

Thankfully no..

I'm waiting for the 'Image of tree stump found on Mary' headline to come along...

It's pot-luck either way.. Just avoid any Sunderland defenders:thumbsup:

You like bad ANYTHING ;)

You have a perverted craving for space-suits? :dunno:

BARBARELLA!. Oh man, such campy crapness.. but worth it for a peak of Jane Fonda in her prime..:hatsoff:

You guys might be interested to know,that there is a 'Prediction' competition on the same site: http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/ it will be open for registrations on Wednesday, July 15th at 9am. I only found out about this after last season had ended.. I'll give it a go this year...