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Are Brazilian Thongs Getting Too Small? ^ I never thought I'd see a thread with that question..

Let's hope that the 'Curry fish' doesn't become scarce...:D

:sing: "Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah..." :sing:

My bed is med/firm.. My biggest problem is trying to find comfortable pillows. I'm using natural feather/down pillows at the moment.:*****:

You Freak!!

It doesn't matter what your screen name.. I'll always think of you as 'that guy who posts stuff..' :thumbsup:

Actually, that's what inspired me to put forward the suggestion. obviously the Freeones goodie bags, will be a LOT less expensive.. and probably much less sought after.

I'm 90% sure it's Brooke Bradford I can't see that particular set of pics, though..

..as reward for higher post counts? Instead of just handing out more T-shirts, why not have a goodie bag with a small selection of trinkets and stocking fillers.. A DVD A Mug A signed photo (preferably of a pornstar, but some might settle for Roald) A cap A pack of special edition Freeones...

I hear ya Bro..:thumbsup: I think that John Lennon's 'Imagine' is quite poignant and thought provoking... not exactly a 'weepie', but does bring you down to earth somewhat.

The Cheetah is not the fastest ****** on earth.. just the other day I tied a cat to the back of my car and drove at over 80mph. The moon is not made of cheese. Wheelchair users are the worst people to have as an audience... they hardly ever give standing ovations. 'Last orders' in a pub, is...

A story without 'mane'?.. sorry, I mean 'men' :D She was only a farmers ********.. but she liked to ride side-saddle style.

I hope he's got the 'Be very careful when using your stapler' tip in there.. :helpme:

This is a 'poll'.. the idea is to choose the 'hottest', that is to say, the most fanciable of the women mentioned above. Obviously, this is a completely new idea and none of you will have seen such a thing before. So if you would be kind enough to cast your 'vote' then we can all ***** easily...

I sometimes type random words into the address bar to see if any websites use that particular word Such as colours: Red = http://www.red.com/ (cameras, lenses etc) Yellow = http://www.yellow.com/ (Yellow pages) Pink = http://www.pink.com/ (porn site) Grey = http://www.grey.com/ (Advertising...

Pub owner asks young guy to put the day's taking in a safe place.. Does he put it: A) In a safe B) In a bank C) In a hot oven As this is the 'WTF?' files, you can probably guess which.. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3210996.html?menu=news.quirkies Pig burns down house.. saves own...

Guy creates blog... of himself running away from his camera. http://runningfromcamera.blogspot.com/ *note to guy - lose some fucking weight.. you'll get further

But... ALL my posts are serious..:dunno:

If you're under 50 - yes If your over 50, smoke a pipe, wear cardigans and drive a Volvo, then 5th gear is the one for you... (mind you, Vicki Butler-Henderson can polish my gearknob anytime she likes)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner...

Tossing the caber no, no.. that's not the sport, that's just what I do.

there are other things that need pinching first..

Good News: Irish Police finally track down worst driver in Ireland - His name is 'Prawo Jazdy' Bad News: They are powerless to arrest him. WTF?: 'Prawo Jazdy' is Polish for 'Driving licence' :1orglaugh http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7899171.stm Another fugitive 'Tim O'Tei' was...

B()()8$ ..well, that's me all done.

Let's be fair.. there's not much there to grab

Re: Penis T-Shirt...This'll make the ladies give you a second glance...and some guys I sometimes put my t-shirts on back-to-front.. oh what looks I'll get with that. :helpme:

I found Jesus... I told him to get the hell off my lawn.

If only there were some long-established thread, where everyone could discuss this topic..:*****:

As you can see, there never were any UFOs...

Look... don't start gettin' all crabby. If you want the joke, then have it. I only used it because I was clearing out the attic and I come across a box ful of old jokes and this one looked like it needed a run-out. Anyhoo, back to the subject in hand.. Somewhere on a distant planet, there...

I'm going to be a trifle controversial, by saying that I quite liked some bits of the first film, but I didn't like some other bits.. :popcorn:

[[Oh no.. they're on to me]] :anonymous

You might want to consider changing your board-name. :hatsoff:

Did you know... Not eating or ******** for a very long time can cause death The average Eskimo has great difficutly gaining a suntan. **** can make you ***** and make ugly people appear beautiful. Politicians can talk through their arses, often saying long and complicated lies in the...

I think 'Watchmen' and possibly 'Wolverine' will have a say in that.. :hatsoff:

'Escape from City 17 - part1' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1UPMEmCqZo I guess there will be more parts to come.. quite impressive considering the $500 budget.

667 = The Fax number of the *****

Even established members don't read the rules.. Hell, even the Mods probably don't!! :eek:

What every man wants...

I wish Buddy hadn't died.. then we wouldn't have had to put up with that fucking awful 'American Pie'.. 'bout time your fucking song died, McLean! :mad:

Can we have different colour 'rating' stars for sucky threads? (red/black/purple with green spots, whatever..) and thereby also a means of negative voting for those sucky threads? It would save me having to read through literally half-a-dozen threads, to find some content for my 'crazy thread...

Last week.. Asteroid- mass extinction This week .. Holy armageddon/Apocalyse Next week.. Plague and pestilence (TBC - May vary according to region) BTW: Thanks for the post - something to remember Valentine's day by :lovecoupl

DON'T say that.. not even in jest! :eek:

Yeah, me too.. and that's just reading blueball's posts.. :rubbel:

My uncle 'Ughnnngh' is NOT going to be pleased about that. He's still in a sulk after being told not to hunt the local cat population for food.

It has definitely changed colour.

that car manufacturers DO use sex to sell cars..

FFS. stop worrying about the plot/music etc and just keep wanking.. :D;)

No blueballs.. 'Fool' , you misheard her.. Anyway 'beauty is in the eye of the beerholder' :glugglug:

You fucking wish... ! ;):1orglaugh