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I'm stupid and have too much money already.. is this for me??? :dunno::*****:

Don't worry about disturbing us... We're already disturbed :rolleyes:

Tranmere give Barnes the boot: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tranmere_rovers/8298686.stm

Sometime tomorrow, an ***** farmer, out checking his ranch, will stumble upon the remains of what looks like a spacecraft. The ***** army will come along, photograph it, take the remains away and say it was just a weather balloon. :thumbsup:

I wouldn't say my balls are big, but.... there are several small planets and moons orbiting them.. also...

spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans and spam, spam and spam, spam in spam gravy with some more spam Too many great sketches to mention. but what the hell.. Bicycle repair-man Ministry of silly walks Self defence against a...

I could stand to lose the Eiffel Tower.. actually I'm not that bothered about NY either :*****:

If he were Jimmy-bob Polanski, a street cleaner from nowhereville, you can be damn sure that he would get his comeuppance and nobody would say a word.. So I see no problem with this, whatsoever.. he did something very wrong and he's going to get HIS comeuppance.:2 cents:

I won't be going to see it.. I had enough of disaster movies - if I see New York get laid to waste once more I'll...:cussing:

Y'know, when she first came on the scene, I thought she looked a bit...well... harsh - her face anyway. Now I don't mean that in a nasty way, but she now seems to have a softer look to her, along with that superb body of hers, all adds up to the perfect package :thumbsup:

Ahhh.. that's nice. Good of you not to mention the 'poops in his nappy more than most babies' bit :hatsoff: Maildude - Doesn't lose quite as much mail as you'd think.

My cock can't wait... :rubbel:

I had one like that, it was a right bastard to get rid of... I ended up having to delete several of it's files, by using the pre-boot dos command.. otherwise it would simply re-spawn the exact same files at every boot up... a right fucking pain

As long as they all look like 'girls aloud' (ie nice asses and 'knockers' as you put it) then I won't mind too much. I'm at that kind of age, where I can enjoy a girl group on TV, just as long as the sound is muted.

The Spice Girls were successful for what they represented - 'Girl Power', rather than what they actually were 'talentless bimbos' If you require proof of my theory, how many of the Spice Girls have gone on to have major success as individual singers? answer = none For the record.. NO, I...

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell :hi: did someone call?

Haven't we had this subject before...? I distinctly remember mocking a 'tasting your own cum' thread So if someone would like to search for it.... please don't :helpme:

I think he meant 'Awfulandthensome' :hatsoff:

And in other news.. Cows go moo and ice cream is cold :*****:

The curse of 21/12/12 is already at work :eek:

'Don't tell me' was the best song from 'Mange Tout' but 'Happy Families' is a better album :thumbsup:

Me neither.. The things people will do for a cheap gag.. :helpme:

The best little whorehouse in Texas + The wizard of Oz = The best little whorehouse in Oz Adult version of the classic film. Dorothy, getting bored with her day-to-day life and desperate for some sexual kicks, decides to go back to Oz and start up a whorehouse. First customers are her old pals...

Oh don't be like that.. I promise to call more.. maybe send some chocolates and flowers. BTW- I'm not keen on you having the Beatles over there.. last time you had one, he came back in a coffin :hatsoff:

I think you missed a couple of 'utters' out there :hatsoff:

Gotta go with Liz... Beautiful and oh that plummy upper-class accent.. get yer knicks off liz!

How about life-sized cardboard cut-outs of pornstars? I could stand a few around the house and the neighbours would think that I'm having a party for anorexic models

I have.. and it was

No country for old men + King Kong = No country for old King Kong Having smashed up most of New York, Kong is told that his demolition services are no longer required by the city. Due to his advancing years he is barely able to stand up, let alone knock anything down. Reluctantly he moves to...

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang + Chucky = Chucky Chucky Bang Bang Happy-go-lucky and innocent ****** buy what seems like a happy-go-lucky and innocent car, only to find out that the car is out to get them. Watch out for seat-belt garotting, sunroof decapitations, bonnet skull-smashing, lock-ins with...

'Spotted Dick' that is :1orglaugh http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8243648.stm

Yeah.. me too. Wanna make-out??? :helpme:

Gordon Brown may as well get a list with the names of the victims of the Lockerbie disaster, put it on the ground and have a big **** on it. Brown by name, brown by nature :thefinger

Two Bangladeshi Newspapers 'owned' by The Onion over 'fake' moon landings.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8237558.stm :1orglaugh:rofl:

Wow... I never thought that set would see the light of day :dunno:

Thank God for clothes.. :bowdown:

I think he broke a toenail.

Chelsea hit by new signings ban http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/8236187.stm :yesyes:

No.. you're thinking of 'come in 31 seconds' :hatsoff:

Species 1,2,3,4.. don't care Natasha Henstridge.. suck MY balls :wave2:

Possible sequel to 'Gone in 60 Seconds' NOT starring Nicholas Cage http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/robbers-steal-23-macbooks-14-iphones-and-9-ipods-in-31-seconds

So.... We can all expect oil prices to come down... right???:dunno:

I was going to post my phone number.... but I couldn't take the heartbreak of not getting ANY calls :******:

Y'know, I don't usually read my horoscope, but this morning mine said 'Someone will make a wild and outrageous claim today, try to control your feelings, or you may get into an unecessary argument' So... I'll say no more then.

Hey Aria.. How do YOU like your eggs in the morning??:D Oh, unfertilized.. I get ya :******:

Who??? Okay, I'll settle for a close second :nanner: :D

I needed a captive audience to tell my bad jokes to.. Freeones is perfect, no-one can heckle me and I no longer fear having rotten fruit being thrown at me :thumbsup:

Okay.. Q: Do you think that Fabio Capello should include David Beckham in his world cup squad, for next years world cup? :dunno:

No, she just likes to sit in a comfy armchair during the day, polish her zimmer frame and watch countdown.

I love those posters that are used for advertising Motor-Races and so I have been looking around for a site where I could get some. I stumbled upon this site, which has a great selection of downloadable posters, some of which are in High-Res. http://www.trilon.com/bapom/posters-largeformat.htm...