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I certainly do.. I used to keep one as a pet, she was called Beryl. I used to feed her small mammals.. particularly mini-dogs!

Hippos **** more people in africa than lions. Though, I doubt that Disney would have made 'The Hippo King' if they had known..

As you know, I'm always the first to flog a dead ***** and likewise flog one of my dead ideas.. My 'What's the album cover' thread hasn't been troubled by many of you, so let's try something similar with *********** instead.

And they we're.. 1: Blackgrape - It's great when you're straight, yeah 2: Bob Marley - Legend 3: The Cult - Love 4: Kaiser Chiefs - Employment 5: Lightning Seeds - Jollification 6: The Police - Synchronicity 7: Prince - lovesexy 8: Terence Trent D'Arby - Introducing The Hardline.. 9: Paul...

OMG... The noobs on the board will be... mostly unaffected by that news :*****:

Are you related to Yoda, by any chance? Similarities, there are... Understanding, not much of.

My own creation. It is actually made up from several GIF images (which I compiled myself), which in turn are made up from several images of the letters. The letters are from Flickr: http://metaatem.net/words/

Looks like it's back up to speed.. Thanks to the Freeones team.:hatsoff:

I thought it was my pc/browser, but the board just seems to be dragging.. HEY RORYS.. GET YOUR FINGER OUT AND GET IT SORTED!

MMMMM... GOLDEN CRUNCH I've had a liking for hobnobs recently... ..only a matter of time before the law catches up with me :D

Bollonglish.. A mixture of English and bollocks

Getting sexier all the time... but that's enough about me.. Yurizan's looking tasty as well.:hatsoff:

People who smoke inside cars, when they have ******** on board.. thick-fuckers

I use Rapport.. It has a nice spicy/woody fragrance. In fact, I like it so much, I spray some in the car. I can get it for less than a quid-a-can in 'Bargain Madness' stores.

Hotrod11inches facemasks.... Scare ****, where-ever you go.

If you have 'viewed' them, then they will be stored somewhere on your computer, Even small thumbnails. Clear out your temp internet folder.

Yes honey?, you called.. :dunno:

So.. you got fingered

Arsebiscuits *Thanks to ****** Jack Hackett (****** Ted TV series)

Nooooooo.... You bastards.. it's taken me ages to forget that prat, now you've opened up old wounds :crash: one of my many retorts... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=43635 Good days, good days...

Jabba, Jabba doo..!!:nanner: I hope someone gets that gag...:dunno:

Listen bud.. I've watched enough road-runner cartoons to know that you only have to look at a bomb at it will expl..BOOM!!!!!

Tight opening, it is.. probe deeper to find satisfaction, you must.

No he's not.. I've been happily living my life based entirely on what is posted on this board.. God..my life is sooooo fucked :weeping:

Well, that's disappointing.. I expected the 'white bits' to be some freshly painted walls, or even a glimpse of a clean white ceiling.:dunno:

Watch something funny.. Some classic comedy always does it for me.. BUT DON'T OVERDO IT !.. otherwise you'll end up like me :eek:

Jeez.. [crosses fingers] I hope they don't find out that I'm really Ron Jeremy

Why can't all robots just live in peace..? :helpme:

and if I may suggest a slogan: "Coca-Cola - Simply the breast"

Putting in a DVD just to watch a scene from a movie..? I seem to be doing it all the time. Just the other day, I got the urge to watch Superman II - the scene where he accidently falls over and puts his hand into the fire, then Lois Lane realizes that Clark Kent = Superman How about the rest...

Just another game idea I'd like to put forward.. pretty much all of the games on the board are for individuals, so I thought it might be interesting to have a team based game. My initial idea is that we have several teams (perhaps 3 or 4 members per team), each named as a colour, who pose a...

Well, let it never be said that I don't know how to steal someone else's idea, repackage it and fob it off as my own.. So then.. what Conspiracy theory can you come up with, that involves the member above you?. :computer:

Re: United except 80 million for Ronaldo! It was only a few weeks ago that both Fergie and Cry'aldo sat in a press conference and glared at a reporter when he mentioned Real Madrid. Just shows what a pair of two-faced lying cunts they are..:thefinger

A Rorys action figure.. Complete with scruffy jeans 'n' Tee outfit, office chair and broken PC... also how about it being a 'talkie' figure?.. pull it's cord and it'll say things like: "I'll see what I can do, but it'll take time.." "I'm afraid it's the server's fault" "Do a job?, how...

All correct nope

Worse than that D-rock.. it's been five years.

I don't know what sort of location you live in, but a trip to the seaside is bound to do wonders for his interest. Or how about a field trip.. I know it sounds boring, but take a butterfly net along and a guide to wildlife.. you may learn a few things yourself! :hatsoff:

Thanks.. but I've been here for quite some time. Oh... right... you mean...

Well, it's about time. I was almost about to give you up and start lusting after Hillary Clinton.. but I guess I can give you another chance. :bowdown:

and they were... 1. Abbey Road - The Beatles 2. Hotel California - The Eagles 3. Technique - new Order 4. AC/DC - Let There Be Rock 5. Dire Straits - brothers in Arms 6. The Queen Is Dead - The Smiths 7. Drums & Wires - XTC 8. Tin Drum - Japan Last lot of covers for now...

Absolutely. Once Zdenka sees my wee todger, she'll be in fits of laughter.

You're welcome BigSwede..:hatsoff:

:rofl:

Something wrong bud? My crazy thread polls are part of the fabric of this board. search and you'll find more

Ah , more nonsensical nonsense on the Freeones board.. God bless those noobs! Pick your poison: 1- how do u clean up ue cum? 2- ugh, i want my ass fucked SO bad 3- my cum tastes like butterscotch 4- How much points do I need to... 5- How often do you clean your cock? It's nice to know...

Aliens "I say we grease this rat-fuck ***-of-a-bitch right now" - Pvt Hudson "Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal" - Pvt Hudson "My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real, but there are". - Newt "It's a rescue...

Ditto... but it does drag a bit.:*****:

Actually, pornstars have been lining up to have sex with me.. and at just 57 points a go, there's quite a queue :hatsoff:

I'm gonna need some actual written proof.. Slapped face -> not wanted

I always cum on a velvet cushion placed upon a sterling silver platter.. The platter is held before me, by my *servant, who then takes my fresh sperm puddle into the garden, where it is buried in a well-attended garden, just beneath the shadow of a 400 year-old oak tree. I then attend a short...