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Oh yes.. tunsty in 2nd position.. THAT TITLE IS MINE! :dunno:

I'm on it...

Hey, I'm just happy that the idea didn't get as far as a 'Roald' Fleshlight... know what I'm sayin' :eek:

Try Here: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

Just one of each - per week

Banker chip: o, Insurance chip: o Banker chip will give you either 2x or 3x the number of points that you would normally get for that result. Insurance chip is for a result, which you think may not go the way you expect... So, you will not get any minus points for an incorrect result. So...

Lucas Leiva own goal....... didn't see that coming :D:helpme:

Doesn't seem like very good business, to let Hyppia go for nothing, then pay 2M for another player.:dunno:

:dunno: Get over it...

That's all we need... sexy newbies. How am I going to get any newbie-bashing done around here when they keep getting sexier? Hmmm, 'newbie-bashing'... that gives me an idea

*Monday :hatsoff:

On the 'Useless Royalty Twat-ometer' scale, he's just a few points behind Prince Edward... useless twat As for serving in the Falklands, I think you'll find that he was right behind the lads on the frontline... several miles behind them, in fact

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Assuming he can find his ass..:dunno:

The universe took billions of years to form.. The earth itself formed over 4.5 billion years.. Mankind evolved from apes, taking some tens of thousands of years to do so... but it's still all happened quicker than waiting for this friggin board to load:mad:

But it's still okay for me to advertise... well, ME? v v v v v v v v v v v

Benitez raids the european bargain-bin http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8211133.stm Never heard of him :dunno:

Go Burnley! (or whichever team happens to be playing utd) :hatsoff:

Table after midweek results: Up to 4th position.. niiiiccce :)

oh.. and add this one to the list: Hey everyone... it's 'Amateur Hour':nanner:

Re: Page 3 model Malene Espensen er.. how about 'not fussy about the men she dates?' I might be in with a shout, then.. :dunno: Also, she needs to start flashing some minge.. I can look at her tits all day, but I want to see the honeypot.

Videos / Celebs.. and my own threads of course. If you think I'm gonna waste my time reading my own nonsense, you got another thing coming.:mad: I only wish there were a 'Blueballs' section, so that I could avoid that as well.. :D

Doesn't end well... http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/engineering-student-vs-automatic-door

Also.. If I go to a foreign country and get ********* by sex-starved supermodels.. I don't, repeat DON'T want the consulate to get involved, in any way.. ever..

Posting anything which maybe construed as advertising, is usually considered spam. Me?.. a God?.. yeah, what about it? :D

Spam!

The little boy's room.. The bog or just avoid calling it anything and say you're 'answering the call of nature'

Sounds like a good title for a film - a supernatural thriller perhaps. Don Cheadle could play Jolean Lescott and Eric Stoltz could be David Moyes :thumbsup:

:2 cents: Scored vs England, last week

That's all true... except for the 'sunny and warm' bit :D

Yup. I've got three in the Sky Sports game Three in the Premierleague game One in the Daily Mail One in the Times One in the Virginmedia Two in Metro.co.uk and even one in the Championship league and that's just the 'prize money' ones.. I've got other teams in the likes of yahoo and...

Wanker = It's one of those [wanker] words that, no matter how [wanker] many times you hear, read or [wanker] say it, it just gets [wanker] funnier.. I could say it out [wanker] loud for hours and still [wanker] find it amusing [waaannnkkkeeerr]

The only 'consolation' to my beloved 'pool losing, was to see the toffees caned in their own back-yard. HAHAHAHAHAHA:D

My Team for the upcoming mid-week matches: I did some swapping around, so at least 9 out of my 11 players should get a game midweek..

Hmmm.. I certainly didn't predict that happening :dunno:

I like that.. I think I'll use it more in conversation :thumbsup:

1. Why are you people so awesome? Not everyone is awesome.. just me 2. Why do you have the hottest girls? Because they spend all the time indoors in front of the fire.. due to the incessant bad weather 3. Where is a good place to live over there My garden shed

New mug hits old mug..:tongue:

9 out of 10 for the left one 8.5 out of 10 for the right one only 3 out of 10 for the one in the middle

Don't get mad... Get *****

Couldn't Score in a brothel.. But enough about me...:D

I won't be dunking my biscuits in this particular 'cup of tea' :eek:

or should that be 'Americanizm'.. I don't know, I don't really care... in fact forget that I ever mentioned it:*****:

Don't really know what to say about this... :dunno:

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/how-not-to-ship-a-dell Suddenly UPS doesn't seem so bad..

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Up-to-date injury list: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php I posted this on the forum on the Premier league site, but here it is in case anyone missed it. You can keep ahead of any potential injured/missing players. :hatsoff:

Re: Poll: FreeOnes tattoo gimmick ****** Noobs.. :helpme: ;)

Oh yes.. Not nice when it's a pair of shirt-lifters in the next room though..:eek: