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and the Mods are..!? :rolleyes: :D

Oh come on.. You were only there because you misunderstood the 'happy camping' bit of the brochure.. ;):1orglaugh

Whitecoats = Mental Asylum

*** ONLY ONE WEEK TO GO *** Hurry up boys & girls, get those teams in now :hatsoff:

About 6kg ? :dunno: There's one question that even an English-speaking person can't answer.. 'Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?':dunno: :D

My balls are bigger than my penis...Nothing to worry about.. But if you ever post 'My balls are bigger than my buttocks' then is is time to worry.

Yeah.. Kimberley Guilfoyle is a hottie :nanner:

No, I prefer to get my news from more reliable sources... like gossip and small ********

Tee hee.. Regina.. sounds like, er... anyway, hi...:wave2:

6969 = The number of the porn *****

Where can I find them? :dunno: Oh yeah, I'm talking your typical 'Flasher-Mac' variety here. I think there needs to be some sort of recruitment drive to get more female flashers to take up the 'hobby'.. then we'd all be happy. :nanner: I mean, it's a fairly cheap hobby (macintosh coat are...

And you'll be on the fucking checkout.. helping to pack customers groceries.. dickhead

I'm very surprised that Wenger hasn't signed anyone. I think The 'Arse will do badly this year... again

UFO seen during news broadcast... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8186289.stm?ls Cheating husband has penis glued to his stomach.. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3428501.html?menu=news.quirkies Beware - The Mongolian Death-Worm...

You've picked some hot-teams there.....:rolleyes: You're right about Newcastle though... I'll certainly miss watching 'Pool thrashing them home and away :******:

Liverpool agree fee for Aquilani http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8186102.stm

Would have been £34.95, but the scouse wags threatened to 'look after' the Real president's car.. £30m.. a small price to pay for the safety of your hubcaps.:thumbsup:

30 DAYS! Throw the guy a frickin' bone..

"meet my girlfriend - missbigboobs.jpg"

Carlton Palmer :helpme: I've seen dead hedgehogs that were more convincing footballers.

Red and Yellow and Pink and Green, Purple and Orange and EEWWWWWWWW

Yeah, but it's DOUBLE BONUS time, when there's an earthquake..:thumbsup:

I notice under Rick2000's name, the tag says 'I should post more'.. Just goes to show how wrong those tags can be.:yesyes:

As if you didn't already know..

I'm quite partial to a bit of Myleene Klass.. http://scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/myleene_klass/myleene_klass_loaded_12/?random Can't decide which bit of her to be partial with first...:dunno:

Relax, they're both separate.. Your 'suckiness' won't be totaled-up for both..:D

What did Arnie say after the fight "I'll Bear Back.." Hahahahaaaaa.. muhahahahaaaa... Hahahahaaaaa.. muhahahahaaaa Hahahahaaaaa.. muhahahahaaaa... Hahahahaaaaa.. muhahahahaaaa Hahahahaaaaa.. muhahahahaaaa... Hahahahaaaaa.. muhahahahaaaa Okay, I'm done... :*****:

I reckon this is going to be THE worst http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2192507417/

Freeones: Designed by Geeks, Run by Nerds, Viewed by Perverts

Sorry, but a great movie like that has NO PLACE in this thread.

Yup. Looks like there's been a drop in the number of stupid posts recently, don't worry PG, I'm luring the noobs in, for the ****

Some of the current crop of whingeing arsehole managers should take a look at how Sir Bobby conducted himself... a true gent RIP

Not YOUR kind of stuff! :nono:

Re: Favorite Spice girl No it means '**** music' and 'mingers'

Best thing about that film was when the lovely Jenny Agutter got her tits out..:nanner:

Not while I still have my strength you won't.. ;) :1orglaugh :wave:

Superman The Movie Lex Luthor: It's open, come on in..... my attorney will be in contact with you about the damage to the door

Sadly, it looks like I was right: Liverpool confirm Xabi Alonso transfer request http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/ Article says that Benitez will have around 40m to spend, once Alonso goes... he'd better move quick.

'..is in a persistent-vegetative state, thanks to Freeones'

There is a graphic novel along those lines ***** vs Terminator vs Predator

ditto oh and women drivers :helpme:

..and liked to strip to her undies at any opportunity :nanner:

For thoses still contemplating joining the league, here are details of prizes on offer from the Premier League, should your team do well enough: 1st Prize The overall winner of Fantasy Premier League 2009/10 will win a VIP trip for two to a Barclays Premier League match (the identity of which...

Two monsters in one go...

I would dispute that definition. 'Hot-seat' is more likely to mean being in a position that is deemed very important, essential or pivotal to a particular outcome

Ripley. I think Ripley is more shaggable than Connor

Some say, that he's actually me and some say that he visits Freeones, but insists on paying for the privilege. All we know is... he resembles a sperm..

I get the feeling that, if the Dutch ever invented 'Skynet' (terminators n all) we'd have little trouble evading them. In fact, the terminators would slope-off at any opportunity to compare weld-scars and chat up vending machines :helpme:

Personally, I would have grabbed my crotch and shouted 'COME N GET IT BABE!'... but that's just me. er, but it DID..

"Who do I have to F*ck to get some rep around here?" Oh sorry, just thinking out loud there.. :D