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Unfortunately that's usually the case afterward. The guy goes and plays softball and drinks **** with his buddies, and the girl actually thinks about it. That's just the way we're both wired. To the OP, there are a few reasons that reconnecting with the girl may seem like a good idea. The...

with the exception of the gentlemen in Dave Rhino's sig, nobody wants to see two dudes getting it on.

Oh ****, and here I thought this was going to be discussion of mixed martial arts.

I'm always worried about the termites hearing me have sex.

I'd go on the freeones bulletin board and see if there was anything worth reading. On second thought......

8 hours at most. I can't ***** any longer than that.

Some would say that it's a juxtaposition of societal norms when someone who has sex for a living would have the audacity to say that a church is corrupt and messed up. Granted, most of those people probably goodie two shoes bible thumpers that don't frequent a discussion board centered around...

"Leave your dickhead covered, or have it removed. I don't give a ****, just do as I tell you." Corinthians 7:19. Got to be one of the dumbest things ever written. You and I are gonna have ALOT of fun.

Yeah man, you pretty much have no chance with any girl in America. You talk to any girl in America and ask them about honesty, intelligence, looks, sense of humor....they don't care about any of that. They just want to make sure you're circumcised. If you don't have health benefits, well...I...

It means you now have a virus. Good luck! :thumbsup:

Dixie, I don't know what you do for a living but my next statement does make some assumptions. A porn star, and former youth leader, who now plies her trade in the sex business, saying that church is "messed up and corrupt" is not profound, funny, or "ironic". It is merely true.

Good for you. I think in the small cruiser category, Chaparral probably makes the best boat for the money. Very durable and they hold their value very well. Sea Ray, to me, is WAY overpriced and you get nothing but a name.

crack, ciggies, Red Bull, Jagermeister, blowjobs in an "industrial" area at 3 a.m., having a certain enemy "taken care of", 55 gallon drum of cottage cheese, some roofies. I got plenty o' ways to spend that money, yo. Sputnik, where the fuck do you live? If it isn't a place at least somewhat...

You want to talk about racial bias? You know who's racially biased? YOU. That's right YOU are. Nobody here, throughout the entire thread, ever mentioned race until YOU came along. Not only that, YOU came along spewing uninformed rhetoric, gross generalizations, and made up statistics. Then...

You beat me to it Namreg! Goddamn best fuckin' parody video EVER. "Your body, your body.....is a portapottie".

Balls is right, it's called cleavage but you'll never find any of that around here. Cleavage? on a porn site? No fucking way! :rofl2:

Savanna Samson. She's a business woman. My parents would respect that, as long as I never told them she takes ******* cock in the ass for money. "She's a winemaker ***, no big deal."

Never. I've spent less time in my entire life in church than you have creating polls.

As they say in the movie Boiler Room - "People who say money is the root of all evil don't fucking have any". People who say sex is strictly for the act of procreation under the guidance of some great god...don't fucking have any. And that's where you're tragically wrong, sir douchealot. Sex...

I would hope she'd be retired by now.

What kind of boat is that? It looks like eithe a Sea Ray or a Chaparrall.

He should **** his downstairs neighbor when he gets home. meddling bitch.

It'll blow, all of his movies do. The man must have a tremendous ego to think that the dreck he ****** onto film will entertain anyone.

I think we need a new category on the bulletin board: "Evening News" If it ******, it leads.

Re: Scary ... Goddammit Prof, you nailed it again! Here's the Cliff Notes folks: - Business profits or it dies, government can run on debt forever because they just take our money when they need more. Who's the bad guy there?

Sputnik, you make me so wet sometimes, oh wait, I mean HARD sometimes. In other news, as I currently read this we have a dead heat. "Poll" and "Poll" are both tied for the lead with 4 votes. I just think it's awesome that about 20 of us clowns have actually clicked on one of 'em.

Well, if it's not very clear by now, I "trust" our government in absolutely no respect whatsoever. Friday, I hear your sentiments, but I wonder what IS the result of government price fixing on the price of gas. Why doesn't one of us do a little research and try to find a country where that has...

Oh Please! "The destiny of a nation and generations unborn." The presidency is merely the talking head of the corruptive elite. It hardly matters to generations unborn which asshole is doing the talking. Why not, we currently have someone even more arrogant and dangerous in office, he's just...

Wow. That post reeks of heavy taxes, totalitarian government regulation, price fixing, and communism. That's not an America I want to live in. Oil companies don't exist for our welfare. Like anyone else, in our free market capitalist society, they are free to offer a product and charge the...

My sentiments exactly. Except for me it was a ****** 50 minutes of my time. That's about how long I read that drivel of a book "The Hobbit" until it occurred to me that nothing written by this hack is worth reading. 13 year old girls speaking pig latin made more sense to me than this guy.

So American taxpayers are funding the random ******* of ******* girls in the Middle East? Thank god I'm a tax evader. I feel much better now.

Didn't he author the thought provoking classic "favorite way to go to the bathroom": - Sitting - Standing - In the Car - In my Pants

I wanted to vote for his classic "Who Gives a Fuck?" but I didn't see it as a choice on the poll. I could swear he did a movie called Who Gives a Fuck.

Anything. I couldn't give a fuck about ANYTHING. But I love to hear myself type.

:rofl: :rofl2:

Whoa, I'd never say anything like that. some of your posts/polls i deem a tad bit inane, but if you want to ask basic questions whose answers bear very little consequence to anything, have at it.

"is this ass hot?" That's dumbest question I've ever heard. That's like asking "Is this server too busy?"

Kasperitius & Konkussions.

Don't worry, those suckers are EVERYWHERE, online and on land Don't top players "know what they're doing"?

I sometimes get peeved when you do because they're often even worse than the threads you start.

In related news, Brad Keselowski won his first Nationwide series race this weekend, and nobody had to beat a ***** with a fuckin' stick to do it.

Matrix Will Ferrell Adam Sandler Ben Stiller I Am Legend Spiderman 1-234 40 Yr Old Virgin (anything with Steve Carrell actually, he sucks ass) I'm sure there's a thousand other pieces of **** I just can't think of right now.

no, I meant he might be sick of his home life and thinks this is a good idea. It is not.

you. really. think. so.?

Sounds like he has been doing that....for 30 years and he's sick of it.

One of them skinny model bitches I guess. I like to eat alot and I know they'd let me have just about their whole meal.

Gotta agree there. It was like "thanks for watching our movie, now go to *****." Not only did the ending suck, the whole movie did. The premise was just preposterous altogether.

Joel's right but if you want it to be effective you have to light the **** on fire Do what Lester Burnham did. Embezzle 60 grand from your company, "quit" your job, smoke pot, start working out, and then show her how hot you are.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24949337/ DumbASS

Well....weird. But telling ANYONE about this will do you no good. As Senob said you know nothing that could help any investigation so stay out of that rat's nest. **** to hear it man, interesting (and sad) story though.