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much to my own chagrin, I'm not that much of a gourmet. Mine are frozen, in a box.

You remind me of that blond long haired guy in "Good Will Hunting" How 'bout them apples?

Just potatoe {Ode to Dan Quayle} but I also have some cheese and onion filled sittin' in the freezer. Can't wait!

This thread has turned into an episode of "The View"

shocker of the day there. Save your fucking money.

I had chicken, steamed vegetables, and perogies.

It's called "boring"

What? is that some kind of Tolkien mindless drivel? Might as well as this class line from Seuss: “I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.”

H.L. Mencken Jim Morrison Neil Young Beavis Sig Hansen

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Then again, we're talking about George W. Bush here. The stupidest person to ever be elected to any public office. "I will deceive the public, those who actually put me here, I will ignore the constitution. In fact I will rip up the constitution and wipe my...

Could have been worse, your buddy could have tried to finish on the security guard, after fucking him of course.

Prayer? It's the equivalent of sitting on "Santa's" lap at the mall and asking for christmas presents. It's the same activity, you're just asking someone who simply does not exist to do things for you.

It's too small, it'll never fit her. But, whoa man, 20 bucks. You big spender you.

The women, and men, in porn are merely commodities. Sounds to me like she finally made enough money to quit.

You're supposed to ask her if there is some way she can sneak your boner up her ass without anyone noticing.

Good, he's a fucking menace to society. Someone should have to tried to jump over him with a steamroller.

Nah, the first REAL step to alcoholism is losing your job.

Yeah, as the grandpa says in "Little Miss Sunshine"...."eat alot of as Dwayne, not just one ass, eat ALOT of ass"

Anything by that fucking wusssy Timberlake. Doucheness of the highest order.

racerx- Are you missing a "y" on your keyboard?

She's hot but you can tell she's one of those girls just makin' a buck. Have you noticed every scene or photo shoot she does all look exactly the same?

Just sounds like the cops took the easy way out. Try to wrestle the ***** away from him with our bare hands or just shock him a few times and watch him drop it? If you value clean skin and organs that don't have cuts or lacerations in them, what would you do?

Is 8 months enough? It doesn't matter now, the justice system had already failed us before the accident even happened: He was a habitual speeder and no one ever bothered to stop him. From...

Can it affect it? Well, it can certainly increase the likelihood of it happening.

Ask for a receipt. Hey! it's tax deductible in some blue states.

I don't why it's even a category. It's just people fucking, why does a racial conotation have to be attached to it? That only serves to perpetuate stereotypes. Here's what I like: Good looking people fucking with wild abandon. Their ethnic origin is of no consequence to me whatsoever.

I had an inclination to go this way of thinking but 2 things: 1. She jacked it over the fence. That's a home run and there's nothing the opposing team can do at that point to prevent her from scoring a run. In my mind, once that ball clears the fence, the point might as well be put on the...

Dirty Sanchez

I don't know if it's a song but I'm sick of:

My favorite position? Centerfield, you just get some much room to roam out there.

It's not legal in the city of las vegas, it's just ignored, thankfully.

Gee George Carlin circa 1987, probably because our country was founded by a bunch of puritanical goody two shoes who fled europe to escape its ever escalating lifestyle of debaucherous hedonism and some things never change. That's the original reason. The current reason is that our justice...

I'd love to burn a bunch of flags but I just can't do it. There is ***** on my hands because of the ongoing conflict in Iraq. And I don't to get any flags covered in *****, even if I am going to burn it.

Oh man, read the last line of the letter again...."this is tearing me apart". I'll bet it is. She's fucked (lol) and her *** has SERIOUS mental problems. But, I have a suspicion that whole post is a work.

Oh, you don't even want to know what Fox would say but I have a hunch it would involve wallowing in the other man's fluids after the act.

Oh hell yeah! Alot of the sound in porn is complete ****. Horrible music, the ridiculously contrived "moans" and screams of the coked out chick, the dog barking on the other side of the fence, that fucking camera man, the "actor" talking, the buzzing of prop planes overhead, sirens, damn cell...

You don't appear to be a very good friend, and she appears to be a cheater. Don't be surprised when....it happens to you. Maybe, but believe me, the funny cock thing rarely works.

"I'm gonna go out there on that dance floor"

If the girl is smoking, then we didn't use enough lube.

Oh man, that is toooo funny.

I care not to pontificate on HOW someone should defend their home but I do want to say anyone can protect their home in ANY way they see fit, so long as it does not pose a threat to innocent lives outside that home. What I mean is, having a pack of wild tigers as a home security system is not...

Hey leave me out of this. I'm not qualified to stop anyone from doing anything. That would be throwing rocks from my glass house.:thumbsup: But it sounds to me his regret is centered around the opportunity cost of masturbating. He regrets it becuase he feels like could be doing something...

control of what? The remote? To even ask that question is just blasphemy. The money? You must be kidding. My free time? See above (either one) Oh! you meant the sex. Don't anybody *** yourself, she's always in control.

Yo original poster! I wish your were too horny to type at the time you decided to type that post. My non-solo masturbation is restricted to baseball games and rock concerts. I will never maturbate in front of a crowd of less than 10,000. Anyway, your post reminds me of a nursery rhyme I...

Re: Hairy Pussy Especially if he's singing "Gimme All Your Lovin', all Your Hugs and Kisses Too" That would be uncomfortable.

What part of the country do you live in? I would like to fuck her if you don't mind. Please post a pic.

Holy ****! What is HER name. She's hot as fucking hell. Can't suck a dick worth a **** but who cares.

That's right Dave. And I heard one production company was gonna offer her a new car if she signed with them. I believe it was a DODGE Viper.

Would I "take" one? Nah, I'd pay for it.

Re: Suggest a punishment for the Austrian sicko who ***** & imprisoned his own daught NO. Just **** him. Quickly. No daily basis bullshit Step 1. Dig 6 foot deep hole Step 2. Stand him in front of it. Step 3. Fire High Caliber Rifle into his forehead, he will fall in hole. Step 4. Put...