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I think she's hotter than fucking hell.

Why do you feel the need to tell anyone? Is the experience itself not enough to satisfy one's every whim? Is it because this experience is laden with guilt, sin, and that little voice in the back of your head reminding you that whilst you are banging two hot, loose pieces of ass, it could all...

what? take a shower with him, rub his foot, and give him a hand job? No, never helped anyone that way.

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I think Pam is a little confused and only half correct. Jessica Simpson seems like a total fucking bitch, but not a whore. Pam Anderson seems like a total fucking whore, but not a bitch.

Well, I won't be visiting there this summer then. I can't stand a ***** tonic with no ice in it.

oh yeah? Says WHO?

ya seem nice

Who has made me cum the most? Unfortunately, me.

Re: Vanessa Hudgens Arrives With Sears Nikki - Do you work for "Tiger Beat" magazine or something?

Man, you are so lucky! I swear I've gotten an email from that same guy. Be patient, it may take a while to get your funds. I haven't got mine yet but he promised it will be here soon, and I believe him!

yeah, it's right here, you can even win an ipod....www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com

"You can't get much done in life if you only work when you feel good." - Jerry West

Let's all just agree on "The Four Horsemen". A metal masterpiece for all times.

I guess your strongest class in High School was not "Reading Comprehension". This man's issues have nothing to do with porn. Good luck slipknot, may you get what you deserve.

That would be a fish bowl, SB You've been watching too much "Deadliest Catch" Anyway, quote? - " Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390...

How would I spend an afternoon with you? Do you play Scrabble?

You know, here's what I'm hoping. That might not be herpes, I'm hoping that she sucked so much cock that day that her teeth dug into the inside of her lips and rubbed 'em raw. I don't necessarily know what herpes looks like but maybe that's not it. Plus, put your mouth in the position a chick...

Holy ****, on the day I was born the number 1 song was "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Again)" - Sly & The ****** Stone. And you know what? It's very relevant to my life right now. I'm in a transition, moving from years and years of doing jobs I just don't like (sales mainly) to something...

That is fucking awesome, hilarious. I love the part about the evolution of the cumshot and how everyone's trying to top each other. The chick in the vid gave great head, I actually got a little chubber watching it.

Re: incredible female orgasms!!!! I don't know, why don't you start another thread about it?

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They try to make me eat a sandwich I said "no, no, no" I've seen pictures of her and, man, she is hard to look at. I don't like to talk bad about anybody (yeah right!) but she's got to be one of the most unattractive creatures on this planet. www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com

so....I won't be buying pot from martians anytime soon?

I guess your cancelling because it's not that great of a website? I am wondering what your overall impression of it was. I've never thought much of any of their "previews". Seems like it's run by a bunch of women hating frat boy assholes, with the production quality of a high school play, and...

Re: Why I don't bother ... Yep, come back in a few months, I'm pretty sure we'll be saying the same things about the same subjects then too.

WE are not pumping the oil Fox. They, as in the insanely rich shieks and other natural resource lottery winners of the Middle East, are happily pumping it and VERY HAPPILY selling it to us. Your point of view on the atrocities of all sides in the Middle East are quite poignant. But don't...

That's basically what I meant. I figured a credit card holder knew how to stop paying with it.

5 times? Regardless of any "rules" you sound like "the nice guy" to whom women talk when they are on the skids with their guy. You're easier to talk to, you understand them, and whoosh! you wish them away. Maybe you just have a proclivity for rebound chicks.

Guilty. No elaboration on this story though.

Anal with a tranny? Is there an alternative? kudos to you, by the way.

You have no original point, that was your first post in this thread. Your only "point" was the standard predictable declaration of jealously and virginity labelling of someone expressing non-attraction to a commonly accepted "hot chick", namely that bag of ugliness known as "Holly". but I...

Those do not sound like the words of a mentally ill man. Quite sane actually. Still, he's got AIDS, **** addiction, and a history of threatening the lives of U.S. presidents (which IS a crime, by the way). Jail sounds like an improvement over his current conditions.

That's a beautiful post in many ways. Namely that 6 year old's precocious grasp of the circle of life. He has understanding beyond his years and his parent's probably have a really good *** on their hands. And most dogs seem to have a good life, Purple's suggestion that we live like them is...

ummm.....stop paying?

Grave Digger.

Exactly. The existence of a commodity far outweighs the existence of any law banning said commodity.

Bridget is average, we all went to high school with at least 50 girls as hot as her. Holly is truly ugly, take a good look at her, I've seen better looking fences made out of mud. Kendra is the only hot one, and she's 10 times as dumb as she is hot...When I saw these three I lost any respect...

Who cares? We'll see. If you really disagree with their culture then hit 'em where it hurts - in the wallett. Stop buying what they're selling: Oil. We'll see who cares.

As Roughneck's post points out, in all seriousness naming a sewage treatment plant for George Tyrannical Dictator W. Bush is too good for him. These plants take something that is very bad for us, that we've created, and cleans it up and protects us from it's harmful effects. He's done the very...

no need for that vote, I'm pretty sure there was a thread where he claimed that he had replaced George Washington on the actual Mt. Rushmore. I'm pretty sure it was the same thread where he was trying to convince us that it was he, not Bill Gates, that started Microsoft.

nope, but he climbed aboard a nicely cruising ship and kept it off the rocks. George "Fuck all you People" W. Bush crashed it into an iceberg, set it on fire, and stole all the life boats. Not picking on George What's a consitution? Bush, just using the example to illustrate although Clinton...

If you are, let me know if youw would like to browse my large selection of avatars.

Dammit. I'll just ignore that I saw that.

If I want to see people with whom I went to high school, I'll order a pizza.

What? you're hot but.....nothing with you peeing in the sand?

Mikey, I will not be baited into a "rep war". Pound away mercilessly on mine if you like. The price of this, the price of that, those ****** Palestinian/Isreali/insert nationality here, inflation, unemployment... I don't care about any of that. The economy moves for the most part in a...

Well, your avatar sucks. Get a hot chick in there for christ sake.

Beat me to it squallumz, you rock.