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Did she offer any positive ideas or was it just more empty speculation by another mindless politico? Name one thing this bitch has done for this country in 7 years?

what 12 year old wrote that steaming pile of bullshit? :dunno:

Is "snickering" a crime or civil tort? Good luck with your plight honey. 37 my ass.

I was driving home last night and Pantera's "Cemetary Gates" came on Octane 20. The further I drove, the louder it got because frankly, Pantera fucking rocks and that song is no exception. It got me to thinking damn I wish I'd seen them when I had the chance. So, what are the concerts you...

Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) - Zip Zap Rap

Re: Who has the nicest clitorus in porn I love her everything. Dyanna Lauren is amazing.

I can't get into details but renting a gorrilla suit in Tijuana is not cheap!

Bottle of Boones ****, a little Hank and a little dank, and the back of my F-150. That usually does the trick! :pimpdaddy:

You've got good taste....in sports. Valentino Rossi, I would imagine, is living the *****.

Wholly ****! Alright Dino Velvet, I **** to use a pun here but as they say, "whoever smelt it, dealt it". This kind of stuff doesn't just land in your inbox, you gotta go searching for it? So how into scatology are you? Is this a fetish you've considered pursuing? We don't judge around...

What's with all this negativity towards sex? Granted, it's an awkward situation to have your buddy know you're banging his *** or vice versa but if you end up having consenting, mutually enjoyable sex with his *** then you're not "doing" anything to him. Alot of these responses would be more...

I don't know Fuck that who cares? Why do you ask? Who wants to know? What's it worth to you? bullshit No way, never I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.

Sweet. I'm gonna go outside, start my truck, and come back in and take a ***.

If Krystal was in the room, when he got to the "end" of his session she would have ran for cover, gagging and wretching with watery eyes begging not to get hit with any of the stuff. Dodge City.

Ha ha ha! Dumb fucks.

Re: Who has the nicest clitorus in porn Jessica Jaymes Look at that big, fat fucker!

Re: kellie pickler on american idol Has she done ass-to-mouth?

I don't see the need to own Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles, GPS guided Bunker Busters, or Sarin Gas. And anyone who owns these for self defense is a wimp. Actually, now that I think of it, I have paid taxes in the past, so theoretically I own an entire arsenal whether I like it or not.

yeah, or he should have just wrote "Hey, I'm an asshole".

Have a ******* party.

Is this a fuckin' ******** game?

That "list" was so unfunny and completely irrelevant. :o It should have just been called "90 random things I feel like writing down".

I'm a shoe cobbler. Actually, mortgage broker with unmotivated goal of playing professional poker.

Actually, there still does exist one free market: The ********* trade. Although many governments, under the guise of attempting to "stop" it, profit from it via bribes, shakedowns, and slave labor in the form of incarceration, it is still unregulated from the perspective of the movement of...

Love the little pun you threw in there! On another note, yes unfortunately catching a momentary glance of another dude droppin' a deuce does in fact make you gay. Sorry man, I don't make the rules. Seriously though, I doubt you're gay but you may have OCD.

Shyla, one steaming hot pile of come fuck me.

Okay, I'm gonna bend the rules here and list a few according to different times in my life: When I was 15: Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind When I was 25: Widespread Panic - Space Wrangler Now (about 35): Drive By Truckers - Decoration Day

As always, the Janine-Julia Ann Ice Dildo scene in Andrew Blake's cinematic masterpiece "Hidden Obsessions".

We're in yet another war we cannot "win" Gas prices have risen 250% Foreclosures are at record levels The rest of the world thinks we're arrogant assholes The Fed is merely a corporate welfare maven at this point Let's face it, America is one big stupid, arrogant redneck who is not good...

2004 Honda CRF 250R. Not very good on long rides either.

For chrissakes LBP 76 have you looked at our economy lately? With property values in the tank and the mortgage market implosion, moving is not as easy as just renting a U-haul and driving it to whatever little piece of paradise upon which you choose to build your mansion. It's very hard to...

premature ejaculation?

Ok, so it's nothing like the Pittsburgh Platter?

"I have two guns....one for each of you."

What do you expect, it's Florida where everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.

How is she around the house? I mean, does she do good vacuuming and dusting? Are the bathrooms **** and span when she's done?

When: Dale Earnhardt won the 1998 Daytona 500: I was in the 10th row about halfway between turn 4 and the start/finish line, ******** Busch **** with 100,000 of my newfound friends in black The Pittsburgh Steelers won Super Bowl 41: In my friend Tommy's living room, watching it on his new...

I have....an open mind and 2 questions: 1. What is a "spit roast"? 2. Where do you live?

Re: Amy Fisher? She is the ultimate slut, a girl that has this unwaivering addiction to getting slammed with cock. I remember reading in her "biography" she was quoted as saying "I just love sex, I'll fuck anyone, anytime". I only want to see the porn if it's really dirty. It would only be...

I think it's mental. Do you come from a Catholic upbringing or any fucked up religion that casts sex in an evil, dirty light? Do you feel guilty or remorseful? You're entering the most enlightening, exhilirating period of your life. Hopefully you're just going through a little post coital...

That's already happened in an "experimental" society that, surprisingly, did not work. It was called **** Germany.

Well this looks like just another in a long line of steamy piles of **** flying out of the ass of hollywood. Yay.

Cum ear often?

8 more months.

as usual, we agree 100%

OH my god! I didn't think it was really happening! Next thing you know, people are gonna start having anal sex :eek: Naughty Allie is hotter than a Mexican lunch by the way.

Yes.

Do you think he had a big dick?

I might just have a stroke this afternoon.....if I read one more lame ass thread!