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Yeah it was nice to see Damon's slimy character get a third eye from Wahlberg's spot on Boston asshole character.

Caddyshack, when the ball finally rolls in the cup. Oops, spoiler alert!

can't blame ya there, I'd like to ***** all over her face too.

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Now if he will just denounce the entire institution of religion altogether, I WILL vote for him. Most likely I'll just be sitting at home that Tuesday anyway.

Your ***** was mad as hell He was mad at me and you As he tied that chain to the front of my car and pulled me out of that ditch that we slid into Don't know what his problem is Why he keeps dragging you away Don't know why I put up with this **** When you don't put out and Zip City's so far...

and the copy/paste continues.... Ain't about my ****** Ain't about my boots Ain't about no northern drives Ain't about my southern roots Ain't about my guitars, ain't about my big old amps It ain't rained in weeks, but the weather sure feels damp Ain't about excuses or alibis Ain't about no...

Yep, second only to being there at all.

If I had my druthers, I prefer my chicken grilled. Deep fried isn't bad but it's high in cholesterol and fat, plus sometimes the skin just tastes nasty. Stir fried, if you do it right, can also be a delicious way to prepare chicken. I like to add in some green and red peppers, some onions...

That quiz is to hard. I'm going back to my Legos.

Awesome awesome awesome fucking post. Love the analogy equating religion to terminal illness, dead on. Why the fuck in the name of a state sponsored occupation do these motherfuckers have impose their religious dogma upon the citizens of that country? Whatever happened to separation of church...

So...you watched the trailer. That's hot. I may have been focusing to much on other things but I didn't see a cemetary.

More like "suburban stepped-on"

Lascivious

I just hit fast forward so it doesn't seem like I came too soon.

In the 1880s there used to be alot of mining in Colorado. I would suggest searching the many defunct mine shafts until you find what you're looking for.

Reynolds Aluminum

Barry Sanders. He still had at least 3 good years left.

And Stormy isn't? She's a fuckin' snoozer.

I'm gonna buy some **** from Germany, some clothes made in china, some ***** from Holland, some weed from the guy down the street, some **** from Columbia, and fuck some ******* hooker from Mexico. It ain't going back into "our economy".

Yeah right. And if "God" wanted Lindros's career to last he wouldn't have REPEATEDLY skated over the blue line with his head down, subsequently getting his soft little head knocked off by various NHL defensemen, namely Darius Kasperitius.:crash:

Blow me.

That's about as perfect as a woman's body can get. Wow.

Georges.... I think we just found the woman for you! :georges:

Some come here to sit and think Some come here to wonder I come here to **** and stink and fart like fucking thunder.

Re: A day in the life... You got a blog Roughneck?

Exposing the public to the Backstreet Boys should be punishable by death anyway.

How do you know this? Is this based on observation or experience? Oh, and....wgaf?

It's risky but it can be done. Be careful though, I hear if they catch you they make you lick the floor.

Hey Freeones, You need a bigger server 'nuff said.

Fuck dude, I've solved this problem. I am now a card carrying tax evader.

Ok man. So this congress was elected in November 2006. They took office in January, 2007. They've been in office a little over a year. Please tell me what laws they have enacted in that time and the effect those laws have had on our country and its economy. I honestly don't know and I...

Wait a minute...2 goats, 1 cup?

I hear ya but it's not like the officers pay out of their own pocket, it comes from taxpayers. It's like saying "I hope the citizens of Jerkwater, TX get their asses sued off"

might have something to do with oil.

What does it matter what his racial background is?

Don't know who's playing and the entire sport of basketball should be outlawed.

Pierced nose sexy? nah, it just looks like they were involved in a fishing accident.

Indefatigable pertinacity? Post of the week, right there. jamrak has a point. Do you have a "google alert" for all things taser? None of this surprises me, most cops are just dip **** rednecks who got beat up in high school. Before these fucking tasers came along they actually had to use...

Those Duke boys, always messin' around.

I'm not sure what you mean but just so you know where I stand: Dale Earnhardt - One of the best men to ever walk the earth George W. Bush - Common piece of ****. tubuler -excellent post regarding the authoratative manipulation of religion. Most of us wouldn't give a **** but we're not...

with the exception of cytheria, I think they're just shoving water up there with a turkey baster and blasting it back out.

Elle McFuckingPherson, bottom line.

MISTER Hand, from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" RIP Mr. Walston.

Alright SBTNW, what's with you dredging up all these 2 and 3 year old threads, especially this piece of **** one?

Whenever I'm not thinking about something else, I'm thinking about sex.

That's what I'm thinking. This Quran is a symbol of the Muslim religion. The Muslim religion is a symbol of Terrorism. As a general rule it is ok to **** on, wipe ass, shoot up, anything that symboizes terrorism. In an isolated vacuum, taking into account NO other factors involved in the...

What?

So true Hedonis. I wouldn't even go as far as to say they have individual songs. Their whole existence is just an endless loop of 1st month guitar lesson riffs interspersed with some angst ridden whiner screaming his head off at me. What he's screaming about? I have no fucking idea but...