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  1. Christmas_Ape

    WOW! the SEXIEST 50 year old woman ever

    I hope ALL women will be like that when I'm 50!
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    Lela Star

    Yeah to me that's the worst part. I mean, I personally don't mind fake tits. But she had those great jigglers! Let them jiggle naturally some more before gravity takes it's toll on them, and then balloon those puppies up. Oh well.
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Halloween

    It was pure ****. Oh man did I **** this movie. I don't remember hating the first one. This was just pure garbage.
  4. Christmas_Ape

    Yo Joe!!!!!

    GI Joe rocks. Big fan of the comics. I hope to get an Arashikage clan tattoo this winter. I'm so looking forward to the live action movie. I can't help but wonder how they are going present Destro, with his mask.
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Jada Liu

    Hmm, this one is different from the other redhot link. http://www.x-worx.com/foxworx/jadaliu/redhot/index02.html
  6. Christmas_Ape

    Lyzette Bianco

    She's a hottie! http://www.artisticaddiction.com/tgp/lyzettebyanco_celebrando/index.html
  7. Christmas_Ape

    hard to find porn

    I pity the fool who doesn't close this thread.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    Afraid...

    Just remember, if they pull a *****, you pull a ***. He sends you to the hospital, you send him to the morgue. That's the CA FreeOnes way!
  9. Christmas_Ape

    Afraid...

    A good fight should be like a small play but, played seriously. When my opponent expands, I contract. When he contracts, I expand. And when the opportunity presents itself, I do not hit...*kisses his fist*...it hits all by itself.
  10. Christmas_Ape

    hard to find porn

    Looks like a trap.
  11. Christmas_Ape

    Jada Liu

    This is a hot photo club! http://www.lemmecheck.com/news/jada-liu-the-video-vixen-3114/
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Puma Swede / Johanna from Sweden

    Repost? http://www.artisticaddiction.com/tgp/puma_tinsywinsybikini/index.html
  13. Christmas_Ape

    The World's 100 Most Powerful Women

    Not a looker in the bunch!
  14. Christmas_Ape

    Mixed Martial Arts

    Agreed! Hopefully it will happen soon.
  15. Christmas_Ape

    Weirdest thing I ever heard.

    The only thing I can remember hearing is, "Your nipples look like elbows", aside from that, what could be weirder? Nipple elbows? Yeah, that's much worse.
  16. Christmas_Ape

    Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

    this should be a sticky!
  17. Christmas_Ape

    Rep points???

    Makes sense, thanks Aegis
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Sex with a virgin

    I like ATM virgins the best!
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Belladonna: Cartoon of the Day!

    Argh...welcome to my world! :tongue: Love the cartoons!
  20. Christmas_Ape

    Rep points???

    How is it that from time to time, I will get grey rep? I know when I started coming here, there was an option to give neutral rep, but now all I can leave is positive or negative. So how can people give grey rep points?
  21. Christmas_Ape

    Jasmin St. Claire

    An open letter to Jasmin
  22. Christmas_Ape

    Images that changed the world

    I really think they should really get a pic of tubgirl on that list.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    Oh, can't wait for ND on Saturday. I'm not liking this Big 10 Network thingy, considering that me and all my friends have comcast. :mad:
  24. Christmas_Ape

    Study: 9 Guns for Every 10 Americans

    Wow! I don't have any! I feel like such a loser now.:(
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Jada Liu

    http://www.x-worx.com/foxworx/jadaliu/saumjeag/index02.html
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Syren / Corina Millado / Siren / Syren Spell

    Another scene from Flashfood 3 http://www.eskimotube.com/20497-Syren-And-Charlese-Lamour-Flashflood-3.html
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    Priya Rai

    Yeah, she must be reading this thread, and she saw how we were talking about how she needs more exposure, no? Hi Priya! :wave: We know you're out there! :rolleyes:
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    Priya Rai

    Oh...and my favorite pornstar is on that site too, Syren http://www.exoticstarmodels.com/casting/casting/girl_page.php?model_id=88 Nice. Hmmm...who to book first??? :angels: And again, the Power of Priya compels newbies to post! Good eye!
  29. Christmas_Ape

    Who wouldn't want to TF Sarah Silverman

    I'm not really a TF kind of guy, but I'd do ATM to her.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    Belladonna: Cartoon of the Day!

    Guys, she's not going to announce her retirement on the Funny Pictures board.....but one might expect a delightfully hilarious comic on the subject!
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Need help guys and gals

    I think you should have the gals try. I keep ending up beating off too.
  32. Christmas_Ape

    100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

    And also blow on it if it's too hot for me.
  33. Christmas_Ape

    100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

    I hear ya. I think I'll probably spend my 100th birthday celebrating by sipping my 250,000th cup of ramen noddles, through a straw.
  34. Christmas_Ape

    Need help guys and gals

    So is this Manning blowing some guy idea the best your buddy came up with?
  35. Christmas_Ape

    belladonna retired!

    I think I know why.... http://www.enterbelladonna.com/images/cartoons/jk/082807.jpg :D
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    Jada Liu

    http://www.classyvixens.com/thevixens/jadaliu/
  37. Christmas_Ape

    China's Wall becoming less and less Great

    They better fix it before the nomads from the north hear about this!
  38. Christmas_Ape

    100 worst porn titles

    Nice! I never seen any of those titles. The worst one I ever bought, was some Indian porn. The DVD cover had these fucking hot, exotic Indian women on it. I pop it in....man....I don't even want to think about it. Turned out to be some gross amateur ****. Fat, hairy dude. Chunky, hairy...
  39. Christmas_Ape

    All right.....

    Yeah, I don't know how the p came about. :dunno:
  40. Christmas_Ape

    All right.....

    This might help, Mister Cranky! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9kLQfuBs7c
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    This week I'm going Brazilian with Leila! Love them jigglers! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=153569
  42. Christmas_Ape

    Perverted Senator from IDAHO - arrested

    Yep, so true D!
  43. Christmas_Ape

    Baby Bunnies

    Sweet cage!
  44. Christmas_Ape

    Need help guys and gals

    Your buddy is too demanding!
  45. Christmas_Ape

    Next Door Nikki's engagement ring on eBay for sale

    I bet her husband left cause she never shows her tits.
  46. Christmas_Ape

    free hardcore in television

    They should at least have free porn in Titz Germany.
  47. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    LOL What do you mean we? :) Is there a frog in your pocket? flylicker
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