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Here's the story http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?18298-Okay-all-the-Lisa-stuff-was-FAKE-!!

Well, unbanning someone would be cool as long as it wasn't someone who did something really, REALLY wrong, like pretending to be a cancer patient and making people around here feel pity.

Would have been funnier if it included our buddy, Rane, the dog avatar guy.

1980's G.I. Joe action figures!!! YOOOO, JOE!!

The pogo stick [/URL] GIFSoup[/IMG]

True, but that only applies to guys.

Actually, the guys ~~whimsy~~ was mentioning are more likely to say "a girl! yuck!!" They're more likely to want to spank your *******..... :tongue: By the way, hi.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the modern day American leftist mindset. Don't even bother discussing or debating the issues, just belittle and offend those you disagree with as they are nothing but fools. Put no effort in actually talking and getting to know the concerns the other side...

Just an excuse to post this

I don't think VV is a goth....

Here.... http://www.fitzz.com/***-Oil-H2O-Water-Based-Personal-Lubricant-16-oz_p_2544.html

Call me paranoid but I tend to keep my pron viewing separate from my email, facebook, and web shopping separate. I use IE for pron and freeones and searching for escorts, etc, while I use firefox for anything with a password, other than freeones. I don't think it makes a difference but IE...

So.... ceiling predator drone is watching you masturbate? :dunno:

Get her to have a chat with BlueBalls so he can teach her the proper ways to stick things up your ass. :tongue:

:banger: What do you mean I don't believe in God? I talk to Him every day.... :banger: Big Megadeth fan here. Also on the Santorum bandwagon. I would have preferred Paul Ryan to be the candidate but from the four remaining clowns, I just can't support Ron Paul :tinhat:, Newt and Mittens...

Ah.... the cupcake guy :troll:

Spent $50+ on *****, almost $60, including a big bottle of Skyy ***** that I immediately opened as soon as I got home, tried a shot of it, made myself a top shelf long island iced tea with the Skyy ***** I had just bought along with a bottle of Beefeater gin and triple sec, plus some Cuervo...

So, DOA has you stuck in the "friend zone"? Move on.

Dude, is there a reason she doesn't show "pink"? You know, legs spread or full nude? Just wondering.

Every time I used one in MW2 I kicked ass. For some reason, not so much in MW3.

Shot of Skyy *****

Well, just so you know..... Happy Valentine's!! :tongue:

Lurking around, as always :tongue:

I go for ribs, especially when I'm grilling them, and eating them as they coming off the grill.

Gotta catch'em all!! :tongue:

Or a cool looking shirt like this: http://brog.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/*****-and-honor.jpg :stir:

And THAT makes him the smartest president in the history of the United States :tongue:

I try to go clean shaven but it just grows back quickly. I shave in the morning by late afternoon or early evening I'm like Don Johnson in Miami Vice. But haven't had time to shave this whole week (work, chores, posting here, call of duty, grocery shopping, etc.)

Someone just got a friend request from CPS

The Rachel, definetely the Rachel.... :tongue:

I didn't watch the video, but I'm Pro-Life anyway. :thumbsup:

Well, my cholesterol is kind of high anyway and I could use the "exercise". I'd have to go with sex.

You know, I've always believed that whoever makes liberals foam at the mouth the most, who causes them to go bonkers and start belittling and saying the most offensive and hateful things about him, that's the guy they fear. I haven't heard liberals belittling and saying hateful things about...

Sure, then I'd have my first televised address where I'd point to the camera and say "girl, you should have said 'yes'" followed by me going like this to her :thefinger: then having my 'secretary' (a Veronica Zemanova look alike) sit on my lap to take dick-tation for the rest of my televised...

I can't. For some reason I feel the need to pull out the old tuxedo to post, otherwise I feel dirty. :tongue:

General Vo Nguyen Giap, influence part of the enemy's population and have them engineer their own defeat from within. Piece of genius!

I was thinking that the WHO was more along the lines of a 400+ lbs. woman and the BY WHAT METHOD that would be reverse cowgirl.

How can I put this without giving too much personal information? Let's just say, I wasn't a defendant, so no fine.

A few years ago, I had to go to court (don't ask) one afternoon and the day before I ate some..... thing that was really greasy and fattening (delicious) and the following day, I woke up, showered, got dressed, had some coffee, then I hit the crapper but nothing..... I thought, "oh, well, I got...

Filthy? She doesn't douche regularly? :dunno:

You know that's a lady-boy and YOU'RE supposed to give him the BJ after the first *****, right? :tongue:

Back in college, took this girl out for a sundae, on our way back my shoe was untied. I saw a low wall where I could sit and tie it up but there was something on the wall that for some reason I thougth it was hay. I put my ass on that low wall and jumped up going "****, ****, ****, ****". She...

Chamomille (sp) tea helps me chill before I hit the sack. Or my other alternative: grab a regular size glass, add some ice, add 1 oz ***, 1 oz *****, 1 oz gin, 1 oz *******, 1 oz triple sec, and then fill it up to the top with sweet and sour mix, add a dash of ****, stir, chug, and good night.

The worst for me would be in a bus in Mexico going from the border south to.... Puerto Vallarta I believe, or maybe Mazatlan, long trip way back in the early 90's and I was about 16 or 17. To make matters worse, I was wearing a pair of really tight jeans that the ladies liked how they looked on...

That's what I was about to say, they got some at Hooters, so if you're going to be on the road that'll give you an excuse to go ogle the ladies at Hooters (maybe convince a couple of them to "model" for you and don't forget to share pics, thank you very much) Anyway, I tried them fried pickles...

Yes, I fucked her (sexually) and then she fucked me (financially)

You know, the Isrealis don't have an intrusive TSA like we do, yet there hasn't been a successful hijaking of El Al airplanes in decades. I wonder how they do it.... (of course I know how they do it and all I'm saying is it seems to be working very well) At the begining I was rather...

Re: Russian scientists drilling in Antarctic to find buried lake before date of no re I wonder who it could be? Someone who hasn't been like himself in this thread, who hasn't found an excuse to post a picture of a mangled penis [cough] *****[cough].... No need for ***** samples, I'll get...

Trying out for a musical...