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After reading through this thread, if ******* can give you some extremely awful smelly gas..... I'm ******** with teh window open tonight

Oh, my God!! They ****** Dale!! :surprise: You, bastards!! :cussing:

Finished watching Walking Dead, the TV is on in the background, and I see this commercial... well, I've seen this commercial a few times already. I think I got a real nice buzz going on right now that I find this hillarious! But it makes want to get cable instead of DirectTV :tongue:

That's what I mean!! And is Carl going to be all Peter "I didn't stop my uncle's killer" Parker-ish from now on? :dunno: That's what I meant by "Peter Parker Syndrome" :1orglaugh

Myh signature Long zIsland Iced tea! :thumbsup" it packs a punch!!

Well, I went to.... let's call it a non-catholic religious private boarding school.... and I was a heavy metal fan, and that was during the late 80's to early 90's, and there was a whole "heavy metal is satan's music" scandal going on. Still, I was a bit of a class clown. My freshman year, a...

Damn, just watched the new episode... is Carl going to have Peter Parker syndrome now? :dunno:

I was going to say "join the club" but then I remembered, I've had a couple girlfriends. Though this "being rejected by literally every girl" thing has been the usual for me for the last 10 plus years and counting. But then again, there's always hookers! :tongue:

I think it might be easier to find some Hmong "working girls" than porn actresses or nude models.... And considering the Hmong are originally from Laos, do you look for Laotian porn stars? :dunno: The only two Laotians I found here on Freeones are Vien Lynn and Ka Lee. Anyway, I think...

DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS!!! excellent! :hatsoff:

hey,whatever happened to this thread?!?!? I'm bumping it :tongue:

The face kind of reminded me of this guy..... GIFSoup come out and plaaaaaaaaay-iyay....

Nobody keeps baby in the corner :cussing: GIFSoup WOOOOOOOOLVERINEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! (oops, sorry, wrong movie)

Well, isn't she? :dunno: Fuck it, let her boyfriend(s) buy the pills for her. I'd pay for them pills ONLY if she has sex with me.

What do you mean non-erotic? Look at that THICK, HARD tube that can BLOW your HEAD clean off... :rubbel:

Sure. "Unintentional" :tongue:

Is that....Alyssa, TOC, BB, and....Lindsay Lohan? :dunno: That must had been one hell of a party!!

They make a killer rabbit stew..... :stir:

And the world lost a living legend. Rest in Peace, Lt. Compton :hatsoff:

A rat sounds like this.... :stir: :1orglaugh sorry!! I couldn't resist!! The temptation was too great!!

Here you go, buddy. This will do it :tongue:

You don't mount that.... you CLIMB that! :eek:

Sparkles in the sunlight? :facepalm: What are you? A "Twilight" vampire? :tongue:

Yup, I now see the fascination with *********... :tongue:

This thread is getting....

Ooh. Hitachis are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai...

Yeah, domestic ******** is always funny when it's the woman who does it..... :stir:

Well, remember, even in those "walk in, buy a firearm, walk out with it" situations, you DO HAVE to go through a background check. I did when I bought a ****** recently and I'm pretty sure that if I had some felony in my record they wouldn't have sold it to me.

And the only reason I had a flip phone for a very long time and refused to switch to a smart phone until recently.... But I wouldn't mind a holodec...think of the possibilities!

I guess Michelle didn't know about it. Looks like someone is ******** on the couch (again!) when she finds out! :tongue: She looks manlier than him anyway :D

Only if she doesn't have that bengay-ish old people smell..... though she might need some bengay after I'm done with her :tongue:

I gave up lent.

Of course, I join you guys in the "we need more taco bells/KFC's" feel, but a mosque/madrassa combo is much more likely. I'd prefer to see an Oscar Mayer bacon plant :D Tanks! I dunno vat happend ther dat maid me missss teh rite key :hatsoff: (probly all da sticky stuff on the keybord)

How did this thread go from **** to religion? Anyway, OP has a point in that **** is now just another organization of people who have way too much time in their hands and decide to spend it butting into our own lives, with most of them being militant vegetarians or vegans. It may have started...

http://news.yahoo.com/osama-bin-ladens-pakistan-home-no-more-061653644.html Okay, let's see how good a prognosticator I am: I see a mosque or a madrassa built there in the next few years. :tongue: And, ooops!! I meant to say "crib" not crid... typo!!

What happened to their shells? :dunno: When a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

The OP forgot to use her official title, the Great Maker of the Sammich and All Mighty Bringer of the ****, in his request. :tongue:

Who took the picture? Raiden?

Not yet. Though I was just about to send some money to the Cain campaign when he got out. And I did send some to the Bush reelection campaign :tongue:

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ah, whims, are you from Illimois by any chance? just curious

Now if only lawyers and the IRS were finally forbidden to keep fucking us after we died....

*ahem* *ahem*

First nomination for 2012 Asshat of the Year :hatsoff:

Hey, what happens in freeones, stays in freeones.... ;)

Just put a McDonald's that's allowed to sell imported **** (from Germany of course) at cheaper prices in every stadium.

OP, is your ****** excessively fat or what?

Hello! :wave:

Exactly my thougth. I don't pay for dishes I didn't break.

:baconsalt: never forget!